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@askfortunato
To all of Italy,
It is your well-known wine expertise! It has come to attention about this form of media that I can use to promote my excellent services! If you have a wine that you aren’t sure if it is a dupe or whatnot, presumably Amontillado I am your man;).
[DO NOT GO TO LUCHESI]
That is all!
OOC:
I made this for funsies
(PFP BY Shoomlah ON DEVIANTART)
???? in WHAT
—Montressor hinting to Fortunato
@askfortunato read the previous reblog’s tags
Well, of course I know he has catacombs! I am not sure what he would hint about.. is it a surprise?😊
My fellow men! It has been a chilly season, and I have occupied myself with my hot cocoa! I have been sniffling for a bit, I don’t think I have a cold, although I feel logy..
No matter! Me and my dearest are off to celebrate the New Years!
Scenario: somebody you know casually, but not, like, that well has cheaply obtained some rare article that happens to be related to a special interest of yours. However, they're not sure if it's genuine or a knockoff, and – being aware of your special interest – they reach out to you to confirm its authenticity. The results of examining photos being inconclusive, they insist on showing it to you in person; upon arrival, they point the way to a musty, ill-lit basement where item in question is ostensibly kept.
Do you get Cask of Amontilladoed?
I don't get Casked because I don't have a special interest.
I don't get Casked because I only leave my home for matters of survival.
I don't get Casked because I don't trust like that.
I don't get Casked because I'd be too socially anxious to actually show up.
I don't get Casked because I've read "The Cask of Amontillado".
I get Casked because I'm trusting and have no survival instincts.
I get Casked because I'd feel bad about backing out at the last minute.
I get Casked because morbid curiosity is my principal motivator.
I get Casked because fuck it, if I die I die.
I get Casked because all my friends are just Like That.
Other (please specify)
Hear ye, hear ye!
As you all have known,I have been competing with a fellow man devils dare call Luchesi!It has been brought to my attention that he, oh so shamelessly cheated out many of his customers! He sold his customers “Vino Da Tavola” as AMONTILLADO! Shocking, I know.
Another reason why you all should divert your money trust to me! I wouldn’t have a heart to deceive my men. And to add a cherry on top, LUCHESI CANT TELL AMONTILLADO FROM SHERRY!
Oh, how I absolutely adore her! No other maiden could radiate such beauty as her, she could effortlessly draw me to her with a sway of her hair.
audibly cackled when this was read aloud in class am i okay
@askfortunato GET IN HERE ARE WE DEADASS
“orbs” 😔
I enjoy looking at Montresor with my two orbs!☺️
My dear friend Montresor keeps touching my chest when I went out to check on him since he had a bit too much to drink! Do you think the wine is making him silly? Surely! He is always solemn and quiet, usually..
it’s a sign, my good sir…
Is it? What sign is bestowed unto me?
enemies, friends, something more, all possibilities shall unfold (so I’ve been told)
Oh good golly! I pray that we will never become enemies, I do not wish our friendship will be torn apart!
I hope not as well, sir!
[for mod, under the cut:]
ADMIN//YES YES then after they aggressively make out
My dear friend Montresor keeps touching my chest when I went out to check on him since he had a bit too much to drink! Do you think the wine is making him silly? Surely! He is always solemn and quiet, usually..
it’s a sign, my good sir…
Is it? What sign is bestowed unto me?
enemies, friends, something more, all possibilities shall unfold (so I’ve been told)
Oh good golly! I pray that we will never become enemies, I do not wish our friendship will be torn apart!
My dear friend Montresor keeps touching my chest when I went out to check on him since he had a bit too much to drink! Do you think the wine is making him silly? Surely! He is always solemn and quiet, usually..
it’s a sign, my good sir…
Is it? What sign is bestowed unto me?
My dear friend Montresor keeps touching my chest when I went out to check on him since he had a bit too much to drink! Do you think the wine is making him silly? Surely! He is always solemn and quiet, usually..
Oh, gee golly—!
Fortunato, sir, what is the meaning of this all…? Is that Montresor…?
@askfortunato
There is no meaning, just Amontillado.😊
You don’t remember this.
wha
is this like?? an amnestization threat??
Shush Quilly, come down to the catacombs. I want to show you something.😄
uhh um um i can’t because um uhh well i i
i’m john quincy quilly adams…?
yeah that
trust…
Oh, don’t snitch me to your father.😵💫 I will let you go!
hes not my father and my name isn’t actually john… sorry
its emmet
i am emmet
but!! still don’t lock me underground because… you’ll lose a good portrait-artist who gives you free portraits 👍👍
Ah, right! Alright, you can go!😊
Don’t speak of this ever..
Oh, gee golly—!
Fortunato, sir, what is the meaning of this all…? Is that Montresor…?
@askfortunato
There is no meaning, just Amontillado.😊
You don’t remember this.
wha
is this like?? an amnestization threat??
Shush Quilly, come down to the catacombs. I want to show you something.😄
uhh um um i can’t because um uhh well i i
i’m john quincy quilly adams…?
yeah that
trust…
Oh, don’t snitch me to your father.😵💫 I will let you go!
Oh, gee golly—!
Fortunato, sir, what is the meaning of this all…? Is that Montresor…?
@askfortunato
There is no meaning, just Amontillado.😊
You don’t remember this.
wha
is this like?? an amnestization threat??
Shush Quilly, come down to the catacombs. I want to show you something.😄
Oh, gee golly—!
Fortunato, sir, what is the meaning of this all…? Is that Montresor…?
@askfortunato
There is no meaning, just Amontillado.😊
You don’t remember this.
Fortunato sir, may I have some of your saltpeter and are you able to use your influence as a prominent man to send it to Philadelphia?
-R.H.L, Esquire. @richardhenrylee-a-lee
I am proud to say, my home is saltpeter-free! Though, I think I can get some from my friend Montresor. The shipment will arrive to you soon, with the fine payment of 6.99!
Sometimes, I am worried for my friend. Today is one of those times..😟
