Gardeb*tch & Gardedroid

Status: THIS BLOG HAS BEEN CLOSED, THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS FOLLOWED IT DURING THE PAST YEAR. The ask box is: CLOSED M!A: not accepting right now. You CANNOT send any type of IC question via submission or fanmail. :::::::::::::::::::::::::: Gardeb*tch Lv45 Female Nature: Bitchy She often loses control of the situation. Moveset: >Shadowball; >Taunt; >Echoed voice; >Charge beam. Gardedroid Lv ~50 Acts like a female Nature: Naive She often gets lost in her own world. Moveset: >A large set of "Imitation of moves" [ex: shadowball launcher = shadowball] ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: CURRENT M!A: None ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Gardeb*tch is a moody, apathetic Gardevoir and Gardedroid is a naive droid. When Gardeb*tch is not busy yelling at someone, she likes to play video games with Gardedroid. They both hate Pokemon trainers. You have been warned. (More info in the specif page). :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Skype: the-bitch-and-the-droid Tag: #askgardebtchandgardedroid [WARNING! NSFW: frequent strong language and possible sexual references.] Enjoy your stay! :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

[askgng]

((The blog is open! Gardeb*tch and Gardedroid will answer your questions.

If you didn’t know, this askblog is a more or less direct continuation of the old one: askgardebtchandgardedroid. I wonder how many active blogs remember me after over one year.))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((Hey, go there))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((I've been inactive for so long and suddently I find a valentine in my inbox? What can I say? Thank you so much ask-glitchndata! And happy Valentine's day to you too!))

[ask-project-alida]

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

ask-project-alida:

Light: Hello there Gardedroid! It’s so freakin’ awesome to meet someone that I have something in common with! We should meet up some time, it’s so hard to find another cyber around here. Now to answer your questions I think I’ll start with the energy source thingy. Just let me search for that blueprint now……..

Light: Aaaannnndddd there we go. This isn’t the original blueprint but just something that I put together after disassembling myself a few times to see how I tic since I don’t really remember anything about myself. I know everything about my body now except for the main power source which is locked in my chest. I’ve tried over and over again to open the blasted thing but it just won’t budge.

Whatever’s in there powers my entire body just fine but my limbs actually have ports to take in refined stones to give a little extra boost in power. As of now I’ve been running off of moon stones which don’t really do much but I hope to be able to try out some other stones if I ever get my hands on some!

Bloody hell, you must be either bored or confused at my rambling now so I’ll answer the second question as briefly as possible. There are actually more like me, or so I’ve heard. The only one’s I know that exists now is myself and mom. Speaking of which, I really should get back to collecting those berries for her. But those blasted beedrills……

[the-little-videodame-deactivate]

Gardeb*tch: You know? You remind me of a certain someone when she was younger. That is to say that I don't like you. AT ALL.

Claire: "That person must be pretty cool, anyway."

((I tried to draw Gardeb*tch, I hope I didn’t screw up too badly ;w;))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

Gardeb*tch: "Oh, yeah! That person was really cool indeed! And you know why? Because it may or may not be MYSELF! You little brat... 

((No, you haven't screwed up anything. She's really well drawn actually!))

[poke-askblog-resources]

I’m starting to develop the personal headcanon that since gardevoir and their family are amorphous, it’s easy for individuals and entire groups to develop and mutate differently, hence the vast differences between not only different unrelated blog characters, but also...

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((Ooooh, I like this.))

[askthevictorypokemon-blog]

Still trying to get used to stabilizers, hnnaaaaugh. But anyway, from left to right is Galvan, Gardeb*tch, and Ruby, and they are Victor’s gaming buds that are all owning him at this moment.

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((One more, AVP mod has proven to be awesome. Thank you so much!))

[magnanum]

Ya damn fairies.

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((OMG))

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((New icons for both G&G and 001. They didn't turn out extremely well but I guess they're good enough as avatars. Still definitely better than the last ones.))

[askroyalho-oh]

((featuring his drinking buddy))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((Oh oh thanks for the cameo!))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life.

((Thank you for finishing our art trade! It's really nice! 

Also, good luck for your reboot!))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((thanks...?))

[ask-glitchndata]

Gardedroid: hi Glitch! You're pretty much the first porygon Z I've ever met and I wanted to ask you a question. Since I'm a robot, or a gynoid if you prefer, could I theoretically be a physical host for your assistant DATA? I mean, it's nothing too intimate, just for pure scientific curiosity.

"…Data, did you just compliment her model…?""…Um…Oh!  Look at the time!  Gotta run!"((One of the most fun asks I’ve ever been given.  Thank you!))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

Gardeb*tch: Hey, Tin can! Are you talking to the toaster again?

Gardedroid: No silly! There’s a sweet computer program who’s just complimented me! Hey, where did he go?

[ask-thepoketrio]

A!M Taur: 2/ ?

A!M Shiny 2/ 5

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

"Seriously? Did I just made you cry again?! What a baby!"

[ask-thepoketrio]

"Tsssssss!"

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

MY HAIR!!!

[ask-thepoketrio]

Heather fled.

[ask-glitchndata]

((This marks my 100th post!  I wanted to do something special, so I drew some of the people who made this achievement [well, I consider it one] possible.  This blog isn’t about me; it’s about making YOU, the viewers and friends, happy!  Knowing that you guys and gals have laughed or smiled at something I posted…that makes me feel happy too.  You guys have influenced me too, and that’s why I’m showing you my appreciation.  Thank you! Characters, not in any particular order: GLee (Leavannyn-Oskar) Bracket (askPorygonZ) KoreanTurtwig Chica-Nova Patches Jet (askShinyPachirisu) Lobster Dog (MarioGamer159) Firefly (ask-Firefly-the-Raichu) Detox (askTheCorruptedAntiVirus) Gardeb*tch (askGardebtchandGardedroid) Amphy (ask-an-Ampharos) Glitchy (ask-Glitched-PorygonZ) Have a wonderful day!))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((Thank you for having added Gardeb*tch! Also, good luck for your next milestone!))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

"Oh my gosh!  I’m so sorry!  I only wanted to spread love!"

((I know we don’t know each other, but you seem like a nice person.  Have some love!))

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((Guys, go follow this blog. Their arts and Rps a very good!))

[askthevictorypokemon-blog]

I saw this and was listening to psychedelic music (well not really) and drew a posse of manly gardevoirs and gallades and then decided that it wasn’t eye-searing enough, so then I laddened the pic with wtf and then made a girly posse of gardevoirs with palette swaps good lord this is what happens if i don’t draw often enough

victims:

Nicolai, Basil, Jericho, Victor

Victoria, Gardeb*tch, The Lonely Gardevoir, Whisper

[askgardebtchandgardedroid]

((WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Why haven't I seen this before?! It's beautiful! Thank you!