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Asks = CLOSED • BEST HATS IN TOWN 💯💥 RUN BY EDDY 🫧 BEST QUALITY 🤑 - Nails

[askgnarlyeddy]

"Uhh... Yo, welcome to my blog. This is supposed to be a page promoting the place I work at, but feel free to send in any questions about Splatsville... Or the shopping scene here... Or. Me... O-Only if you want to!!"

Info + rules about the blog below! (Please read before sending asks)

Run by @gnarlyeddy (she/him, minor) all art is drawn by me :-)

Ask blog focused on Eddy, but questions about other characters are ok (Not losing focus on him though)

Roleplay or asking things as characters is totally allowed and encouraged!

Rules

No NSFW or suggestive asks

Please keep asks splatoon related

Basic DNI criteria (No proship, terfs etc)

No reposting of any art included without permission.

[askgnarlyeddy]

Y'know what, heck it. *Holds your hand- uhm- tentacle very gently*

"U-uhm... d-do you need something...?"

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Um idk how to tell you this but the biggest bird I ever seen just swooped down and carried nails away.

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nails are you a criminal mastermind

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i brought chicken nuggets yall want any

"The boss seems to enjoy them..."

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omg who r ur fav bands/idols? have u ever been commissioned by any of them for any kind of headgear?

"You'd think I'd be nervous to have a kinda famous person just waddling around in the store, but he just has this calming aura to him..."

[askgnarlyeddy]

Does Nails know he's cute

"Please don't say things like that about the boss... He gets all giddy and fumbly, it's scary..."

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What's your favorite item you've sold?

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do you guys have any headphones that are comfortable with glasses?

"Uh... My personal rec is the forge squidlife headphones. Good sound quality and they won't mess up your glasses..."

[askgnarlyeddy]

DUDE LOOK OUT FOR SEAGULLS THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

"..."

[askgnarlyeddy]

Do you ever play any turf wars or ranked matches?? If yes what’s your favourite game mode?

"My friends say I'm a completely different nautilus once I begin a clam blitz match... Isn't that scary??"

[askgnarlyeddy]

I'm not sure what to ask but *gives you a sea shell* have a good day!

"Ooh... Th-Thank you!"

[askgnarlyeddy]

Heya Gnarly Eddy!

Do you and Nails ever argue? If so, what do you fight about?

"He may not show it, but Nails is a real caring person. Always tellin' me to stop overworking and to eat properly... Don't bring it up in front of him though, he'll get very crabby, haha"

[askgnarlyeddy]

Hey man thoughts on fleas

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Hey Eddy, what do you think of Hotlantis?? I usually buy hats to put on all the plushes I buy from there haha -🐙

"When my boss found out I was friends with someone from another store, I kinda expected him to be mad, but he actually didn't mind at all...

I forgot to mention, that's fresh! Good thing we have hats of all sizes..."

[askgnarlyeddy]

someone broke my studio headphones !! in half !! while i was playing rainmaker and idk what to with them anymore :( !!

"Paruko is a pretty multi-talented person, I'm kinda jealous..."