dirty punk

max - 29 - they/them - alleged "communist little punk boy"

[shostabroviiich]

what a handsome boy ♥️♥️♥️

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[hotvampireadjacent]

@pissvortex

[thememedaddy]

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[vapormage]

i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[dorothylarouge]

oh, the 2010s. the days on tumblr that felt like they'd last forever. seymour. randy. assorted others.

[cryptid-sighting]

Me, when someone asks about the Bone Thief and the Hamilton AIDS hoax

[3000s]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's always a 50% chance he's in jail currently

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[studsandswords]

Guys I have an adult woman fetish

[yorkshirelarrie]

put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

[boobieteriat]

The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.

[allpiesforourown]

Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic