🥥 Haley 🍰 @askhaley - Tumblr Blog

Hey, I'm Haley! It's pretty boring here in Pelican Town, so feel free to ask me whatever.

ASKBOX OPEN!

RULES:

-No NSFW

-Be respectful (Stardew Valley is a game for everyone, so let's keep it that way)

-Don't get upset when your ask isn't answered (I read every ask that is sent in, but I can't always come up with an answer)

-Flirting is fine, but please avoid anything explicitly sexual.

-I live under a rock and don't understand most references. You can try, but there's a 90% chance I won't have a clue what you're talking about.

Moderators:

@unfortunatelyem - Em (she/any)

As this blog is only run by one person, I may be slow to respond to your asks, but I will try my best!

- custom portraits are made by @/sheepkebby. Please ask before using them for anything.

- Join the Discord!

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Happy April Fool's Day. Emily filled my closet, the microwave, and all of the kitchen cabinets with balloons. The parrot is playing with the TV remote. The fridge is missing. This house is a nightmare

#stardew ask blog #sdv haley #sdv emily #no event this year unfortunately ive been so busy that I forgot about the passage of time

if I started eating coffee beans straight from the bag like popcorn would I still get the same amount of caffeine intake. asking for a friend

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Huh... Something about today seems special, but I can't remember what it is...

(HAPPY TENTH ANNIVERSARY TO STARDEW VALLEY!! 🎉🎉)

Hey doll!

What’s your favorite tunes?

Hope your day is going well, blondie <333

-🌙anon

I've been listening to lots of MARINA lately, but you know that's really nothing new. If you've got any suggestions, I'd love to hear them!

#they took two of my favorite songs off of Spotify (not marina songs but still) and I am DEVASTATED #stardew ask blog #sdv haley #ask haley #sdv asks

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HALEY <3 u have the sweetest smile

Aww, you're so cute! Here, I baked you some muffins. If they're bad, blame Alex - he was my taste tester.

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Haley I’m in lesbians w you…..

Get in line.

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Why dont you like my boy shane, bro's just trying to survive 💔

Also, what about Clint?

... he smells bad.

And you should already know how I feel about Clint.

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Saw Shane. Day ruined. I'm going back inside.

#every morning Haley spins a wheel to decide which pelican town resident she has a problem with that day #half the wheel is Shane #stardew ask blog #sdv haley #sdv shane

Beautiful ballerina

that's literally me btw. in case you were wondering

#thought i answered this like two weeks ago but apparently it was just a very vivid hallucination #ask haley #stardew ask blog

Emily wanted to get more 'creative' with her Feast of the Winter Star decorations this year. Long story short, there's fake snow all over the living room, one of Shane's chickens has made a nest in the closet, and I think Emily might have accidentally hexed the mayor.