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Negative. My views on the practice of book burning are negative.

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what have you done.

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Sorry it took so long answering, pal. Gotta go through the queue and all. Can't speak for all angels, you know, but my angel is definitely ticklish. Suppose you'll be wanting proof though...

I have astonishingly hot coffee in both hands. This is your only warning.

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Not sure if "huffy" is the word.

Ouch!

If you'd quit sssssssquirming, it wouldn't pull and I'd be done by now!

It might be a good incentive to get off of me.

Now, see, I would, if I didn't know you'd go running like a mad man. If I have to wear this bloody monstrosity, I'm going to friggin' preen you.

It's not a monstrosity. It's a gift.

You're a gift. Now sit still.

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Just more to lo- er, be generally fond of, is all.

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Er, well. I wore a blindfold for a while...

Which looked a bit silly, if I may.

Hey, fashion wasn't at it's high point just yet.

As for me, no, I don't need the glasses. But they do help with the "bookshop owner" look, don't they?

Sure do.

Besides, they don't hurt for looks.

Why, Angel, is that a hint of vanity I smell?

Observation, my dear.

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I do, now.

I'm sure they don't want to hear about this.

Last time I let the angel do any work around the house, THIS happened.

So I'll be doing the work now.

I don't think you can call miracling things into place 'work', Crowley.

ssss.

Hush and drink your cocoa.

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Drat, I knew we'd get this sort of question.

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Crap, I knew we'd get these sort of questions.

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Ssssssssssassy. And a bit jealous, I think. Come on, down down down, my ears are ringing, I get the picture.

Hmm.

Angel, could we at least roll up the window? My hair...

It won't let me.

What?

It won't let me roll up the window.

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please excuse how god fucking awful i am at coloring/shading/anatomy/wings/drawing in general. actually i think this is the first time ive ever drawn wings faNCY THAT HM

So uh the other may I MAY HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS of snakes and doves and how they court each other and mate and snakes kinda just wrap themselves around each other and birds kinda preen each other and it was very cute and

and then there was this oops

Originally I’d meant for it to be silly but then Crowley just sorta looked desperate and needy for cuddles oops x 2

this took longer than I expected it too I’ll get back to answering asks now /scuffles away

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-Out of Character posting, SORRY-

this is what I've been doing answers will resume soon I promise I'll STOP SLACKING I WILL I SWEAR

Of course not! He wouldn't dare. He knows quite well how I feel about my clothing, and that messing them around is strictly forbidden.

Except perhaps on laundry day.

Ritz?

Absolutely.

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Ssssshhhit, that was close.

If he starts getting his tartan collection out, we'll all be here looking at it for weekssssssss.

And I'll get bickered into the floor about how "stylish" it is.

So really, I've just saved us all Hell on Earth. You're welcome.

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Now, when it comes to tea, I'm afraid it's a bit impossible to pick a favourite. Certain teas fit a certain situation, I'd think. You can never go wrong with a good Earl Gray, though, I've found.(But to be completely honest I'm not overly fond of green teas.) Crowley though, he prefers coffee these days.

Angel, got a table!

Just a moment.

And don't forget the-

Two sugars. I know, my dear.

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