ʕ•̀ω•́ʔو✧ JB

Questions from hot guys always skip the queue.

[askjb]

You’ve been awfully quiet lately. Are you okay?

Other than getting my internet privileges revoked for submitting the group to ABC as a season of “Bachelorette - High School Jerk Edition”, I’m fine. Little hurt that ABC said my title was redundant and the concept ethically dubious, but geniuses are often not recognized in their lifetimes.

[askshilohfields]

ABC are meanies. I think that’s a great idea

[askjb]

Yeah, I’m sure you’d have had a great time sucking up to the camera and getting shady sponsorship deals.

[askjb]

You’ve been awfully quiet lately. Are you okay?

Other than getting my internet privileges revoked for submitting the group to ABC as a season of “Bachelorette - High School Jerk Edition”, I’m fine. Little hurt that ABC said my title was redundant and the concept ethically dubious, but geniuses are often not recognized in their lifetimes.

[asklucaskaiser]

shit i just realised i never showed yall my halloween costume

and i fuckin love halloween

i dont remember where on my phone it is so give me a few

[asklucaskaiser]

found it! it was on snapchat lol

[askjb]

So did you do the eyeliner yourself or get someone to punch you in the face twice?

[askjb]

Oh shit

This isn’t a question and I don’t know what you expect me to do with it.

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Super duper sorry about that

[askjb]

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

[askjb]

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I didn’t mean to imply that you lacked a personality, everyone has a personality, some just aren’t that great. I had actually meant that if you wanted to make the switch to a likable or even casually decent personality, I’d be more than happy to accompany you on that journey of self-improvement!

I should have elaborated on that point better, and that’s my mistake. Super sorry about the miscommunication.

[askjb]

Don’t worry about it. It’s not like  getting a point across in words is ever going to be a key part of your future!

It’s nice of you to offer to go on a journey of self-improvement with me, but I’ll leave you to take that path alone. You’ve got a really long road ahead of you, whereas I just step out of the door and I’m perfect.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Oh you’re just the cutest thing JB. Thank you so much for thinking about my future, its so sweet of you. But I really would focus more on yourself, I know that’s hard considering how much you already do that, but your future is so important! I mean, deep, deep, deep down you have so much potential! And I’m sure one day you’ll reach it and accomplish so much!

It really is just so lovely talking to you. It’s similar to how I always thought talking to Narcissus would be💖

My inner mythology fan is thriving

[askjb]

Yeah, you’re definitely getting the better deal in this conversation. You get to talk to me, but I have to talk to you. Let me know when you get back from that journey of self-improvement and we can see if you’re more entertaining.

[askeverettgray]

[askjb]

If you have something to say, maybe try saying it instead of hiding behind reaction images and vague posting.

[askeverettgray]

JB, please I’m married

[askjb]

WHAT

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Super duper sorry about that

[askjb]

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

[askjb]

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I didn’t mean to imply that you lacked a personality, everyone has a personality, some just aren’t that great. I had actually meant that if you wanted to make the switch to a likable or even casually decent personality, I’d be more than happy to accompany you on that journey of self-improvement!

I should have elaborated on that point better, and that’s my mistake. Super sorry about the miscommunication.

[askjb]

Don’t worry about it. It’s not like  getting a point across in words is ever going to be a key part of your future!

It’s nice of you to offer to go on a journey of self-improvement with me, but I’ll leave you to take that path alone. You’ve got a really long road ahead of you, whereas I just step out of the door and I’m perfect.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Oh you’re just the cutest thing JB. Thank you so much for thinking about my future, its so sweet of you. But I really would focus more on yourself, I know that’s hard considering how much you already do that, but your future is so important! I mean, deep, deep, deep down you have so much potential! And I’m sure one day you’ll reach it and accomplish so much!

It really is just so lovely talking to you. It’s similar to how I always thought talking to Narcissus would be💖

My inner mythology fan is thriving

[askjb]

Yeah, you’re definitely getting the better deal in this conversation. You get to talk to me, but I have to talk to you. Let me know when you get back from that journey of self-improvement and we can see if you’re more entertaining.

[askeverettgray]

[askjb]

If you have something to say, maybe try saying it instead of hiding behind reaction images and vague posting.

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Super duper sorry about that

[askjb]

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

[askjb]

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I didn’t mean to imply that you lacked a personality, everyone has a personality, some just aren’t that great. I had actually meant that if you wanted to make the switch to a likable or even casually decent personality, I’d be more than happy to accompany you on that journey of self-improvement!

I should have elaborated on that point better, and that’s my mistake. Super sorry about the miscommunication.

[askjb]

Don’t worry about it. It’s not like  getting a point across in words is ever going to be a key part of your future!

It’s nice of you to offer to go on a journey of self-improvement with me, but I’ll leave you to take that path alone. You’ve got a really long road ahead of you, whereas I just step out of the door and I’m perfect.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Oh you’re just the cutest thing JB. Thank you so much for thinking about my future, its so sweet of you. But I really would focus more on yourself, I know that’s hard considering how much you already do that, but your future is so important! I mean, deep, deep, deep down you have so much potential! And I’m sure one day you’ll reach it and accomplish so much!

It really is just so lovely talking to you. It’s similar to how I always thought talking to Narcissus would be💖

My inner mythology fan is thriving

[askjb]

Yeah, you’re definitely getting the better deal in this conversation. You get to talk to me, but I have to talk to you. Let me know when you get back from that journey of self-improvement and we can see if you’re more entertaining.

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Super duper sorry about that

[askjb]

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

[askjb]

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I didn’t mean to imply that you lacked a personality, everyone has a personality, some just aren’t that great. I had actually meant that if you wanted to make the switch to a likable or even casually decent personality, I’d be more than happy to accompany you on that journey of self-improvement!

I should have elaborated on that point better, and that’s my mistake. Super sorry about the miscommunication.

[askjb]

Don’t worry about it. It’s not like  getting a point across in words is ever going to be a key part of your future!

It’s nice of you to offer to go on a journey of self-improvement with me, but I’ll leave you to take that path alone. You’ve got a really long road ahead of you, whereas I just step out of the door and I’m perfect.

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Super duper sorry about that

[askjb]

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Ooh, probably a little of both? If you’re searching for a personality, I have a few styles I can recommend.

[askjb]

Aw, you’d have really have been better off attacking my personality, rather than suggesting I lack one. Like it or not - and I really don’t care which - I definitely have one. You might want to learn how to spot that if you want a career in journalism.

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askeverettgray]

Please dear god

[askjb]

Stop acting like you need saving while doing nothing to fix the problem that you walked into!

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Super duper sorry about that

[askjb]

Guess that’s my answer. Hey, did you have a personality before Bae showed up, or did you scramble to assemble one after watching him?

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

I genuinely wish you all the luck in your endeavors JB

[askjb]

I wish you were more interesting so I’d know anything about you, like whether you’re being sincere or if you’re as sarcastic as your boss.

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

Jb, you exclusively may continue your antics

[askjb]

Excuse me? “Funny”? “Antics”? What about the threat of me seducing your husband away is amusing?

[askeverettgray]

Ur married but can I still slide in the dms

Ye

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

[askeverettgray]

DONT

[wait-its-carol-anderson]

So glad we’re on the same page, dear

[askjb]

Wait. Am I expected to stop flirting with Everett?

[askshilohfields]

The wedding was amazing!! Guess who caught the bouquet!!

[askjb]

Missy’s saying that it’s got “bad juju”. I dunno whether she’s right or she’s just being jelly.

[askjb]

Pran has been awful quiet during all this 👀 wonder if that’s his way of asking to be ur plus one

That is literally the only possible explanation.

@ask-pran-taylor we’re going to Everett’s wedding together. 

[ask-pran-taylor]

Leave me out of this. I don’t want to go.

[askjb]

And Everett won’t want you to go, which is why you’ve got to come with me in order to get in.

[ask-pran-taylor]

You have no logic

[askjb]

Everett doesn’t want you to go and therefore you should go, otherwise he will win. Plus you’re tall and I need to stand on your shoulders to catch the bouquet, or else Jeremy might get it and elope with Shiloh.

[askjb]

Pran has been awful quiet during all this 👀 wonder if that’s his way of asking to be ur plus one

That is literally the only possible explanation.

@ask-pran-taylor we’re going to Everett’s wedding together. 

[ask-pran-taylor]

Leave me out of this. I don’t want to go.

[askjb]

And Everett won't want you to go, which is why you've got to come with me in order to get in.