“I would appreciate it if you didn’t chug the whole coffee pot.”
“The table is broken. There is icing on the ceiling. The stove is on fire. Explain.”
“Yes, health and all that is important, but theatre.”
“Paper cuts are, like, the worst thing ever.” “Murder, drugs, alcohol, depression, bre-” “Paper cuts.”
“You’re sad. So, someone is definitely dying today.”
“Cuddles!” “We’re in the car-” “Cuddles!”
“Why be anxious when you can be depressed and anxious at the same time?”
“I despise my cat.” “Why?” “He walked away after I told him I loved him.”
“Everyone has been a victim of (insert character name)’s wrath.”
“Why haven’t we made a religion out of this yet?” “You’re looking in a mirror.”
“You are the definition of the word ‘ego’.”
“Who on Earth gave them caffeine?”
“If dying is what it takes to be happy then I gladly volunteer to die.”
“You are never alone.” “That is impossible, every human be-” *handcuffs Person B* “Never alone.”
“You all are coming to my funeral or I’m gonna come out of my grave and track you down.”
“I shouldn’t be here.” “Don’t talk bad about yourself!” “Oh, no, I’m reading this note I found on the ground.” *to the note* “Don’t talk bad about yourself!”
“Finding Nemo is such a dark movie.” *scoff* “Oh? Prove it.” *cracks knuckles* “If you insist, so-”
“Coffee is the only reason I’m alive right now.”
“If one more sentence comes out of your mouth, I swear I’m going to bash your head against the fridge.”
“:D” “How did you do that?” “:D”
“I’m so happy, nothing can bring me down!” “The world is running out of chocolate.” *crying* “WhY woULd yOu Say thAt???”
“I am the definition of dread.” “(Insert Character Name)” *smiling like an idiot* “Damn you.”
“I like pie.” “Which one?” “What?” “The food or the number 3.1415-”
“Stop drinking heated Kool-Aid on top of the fridge and communicate.”
“It’s my birthday!” “Oh shoot, really?”
“I don’t know why you love me.” “I’ve been waiting for this, hold on.” *gets out a very long sheet of paper.* “Reason 1, I-”
“I despise all of you except this cake.”
“You are like, really high on my ‘I hate you’ list.”
*Person a faints* “It’s about time they died.”
“Delicious Cookies!” “These taste horrible.” “Cookies!” “These aren’t cookies.” “Poison?” “wwhAT!?”
Hey, look at me, actually posting something and not reblogging it. I have a bunch of prompts running through my head daily so I thought I should share them. You can use them, you can credit it me if you remember to. Just don’t claim you came up with the idea. You can use them for any fandom you like. Also, @limabeanbabiesforthewin I finished the prompts! Do what you will! Hope you like them.
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