I am everywhere

First of all I would like to ask you to not ask me how in the world the arm of a teenage boy can run a blog all by itself because honestly i have no fucking idea how. Now since we got that out of the way why dont you ask me a question or something? My ask is open for anyone to drop an inquiry about my life.

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Did you ever consider becoming a hand model?

are you kidding me, i AM a hand model

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Do you see Master Hand from the Super Smash Bros. series as an idol?

he's more than just my idol

he's my everything

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goddamnitmasterballsonastickwitharatataontop the image wont load

Lol not my problem

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Can you recall a point in the adventure where you wanted to slap the living shit out of John?

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So, would your stripper name be "Magic Fingers Egbert"?

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[askjohnsarm]

i drew your little arm friends uwu

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omg 

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Did you know that arms are very strong and the humerus cannot be broken easily? Its strength allows it to handle loading up to 300 pounds (140 kg). (◡‿◡✿) Stay strong, my five fingered amigo.

thank you my anonymous friend

[askjohnsarm]

Aw, thanks, Egbert!

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ur welcome gurl

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I got a new tablet, so I decided to draw you!

that is the most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen.

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Hey, whats up? Do you share any of John's interests such as pranking, Nic Cage and movies John is interested in? Do you also hate Betty Crocker?

I don't really care about the rest of his interests, but I hate pranking and magic. John always messes it up and I'm the one who has to pay when he fails at juggling "fake" knives that turn out to be more real than he expected. But something I hate more than that is Betty Crocker. I mean come on it's no surprise John doesn't like that company, I don't understand how anyone could.

[askjohnsarm]

Whats it like sleeping with John? Is it uncomfortable?

More than you could possibly imagine

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remember that time we made the fap noises together?

there are at least three different people you could possibly be, you're going to have to be more specific, anon

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dave? i havent heard from you in a while, give me a thumbs up if you're okay! <3

*points thumb down* 

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((IT FINALLY WORKS AGAIN OH MY FUCKINg GOD THIS TUMBLR WAS FUCKING UP FOR SO LONG. IM READY TO ANSWER QUESTIONS AGAIN. ALRIGHTY.))

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John's arm, your an alicorn, you will cast magic, raise the sun everyday and rule over equestria. Deal. With. IT. Your an alicorn, Dave. You need to fill Twilight Sparkle's spot. What is the first thing you will do to Equestria under your reighn? Equestria is ready for you, Princess Egbert...

No.

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Pinkie Pie came right on time to through you a party! What will you do?

how the fuck does a pie through a party. how does anyone through a party. i guess you could throw a party. not literally its a figure of speech but. why would a pie be doing anything at a party other than being eaten. why is this pie pink. are you trying to drug me? aRE YOU GIVING ME DATE RAPE DRUGS. YOU FUCKING PERVERTED PIECE OF SHIT I WILL NOT GO TO YOUR ORGY PARTY IM A HAPPY VIRGIN ARM AND I AIN'T TOUCHING NO PONY VAGINAS IM OUT *BACKFLIPS OFF OF THE MOON, FRONT FLIPS OFF OF YOUR FACE, FLIES BACK TO THE MOON, MISSES, LANDS ON URANUS THEN TURNS INTO AIR AND DISAPPEARS FOREVER (MEANING UNTIL THE NEXT QUESTION ARIVES)*

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Damn, I'm sorry for the shit you went through, bro. Will a hug make it better?

im a single arm how the fuck do you think i'm going to hug you.