Ask Kepler!

she/they ask me anything gang

[askkepler]

.uhhhhhhhh hello hello!!!

.mic check one chew tree

.can anyone hear me???

.well if you can, hello! i'm kepler.

.i noticed a few others have ask blogs so why not have one myself (because i'm the best)

.so uhhh ask me anything. or tell me anything. i don't care

[askkepler]

.hey any other probes ever look into human trends?

.like obviously i don't know how something can smell but i still wanted to try this lil thingy so

.you like show what the smell of a person or experience is i guess?

.i'm going based on description.

.i'm made of metal and gasoline, those are self explanatory, i'm crafty, so spray paint, and the lavender and eucalyptus because i like being chill

[askkepler]

.okay not to be non kid-friendly or whatever but

.WHAT THE SHIT???

.WHY DO I KEEP GETTING BLACKOUTS UHHHHGGGHHHHH!!!!!

.theres gotta be smth blocking my solar panels or... idk

[galileospacecraft]

.the issue with solar panels, i guess

.welcome back online?

.i dont think weve met, im galileo

[askkepler]

.oh hello!

.yeah i don't think so lol

.nice to meet ya, i'm kepler :)

[askkepler]

.hEY HEYYYYYYY .kEPLER!!! yOU'RE BACK!!!! .nOT SURE IF WE TALKED BEFORE!! bUUUUUUUTTTT WELCOME BACK REGARDLESS!!!!!!!!!!

.hey, hori!

.well... i think i must know you... since i instinctively called you that, uh...

.but did you always talk like that?

[horizonline28928]

.hEY, YOU GOT THE NAME DOWN FIRST TRY!!!!! .mAYBE WE DID BEFORE, BUT i DON'T HAVE ANY RECORDS OF US INTERACTING... . . .oH? .i TYPE LIKE HOW YOU'RE SEEING BECAUSE OF A MALFUNCTION WITH MY TRANSMITTER. .fROM MY END, i'M TYPING JUUUUUUUST FINE. .i THINK i'M PERMANENTLY CAPSLOCKED. aHAHAHAH

[askkepler]

.ah, yeah, that is kinda strange.

.maybe i'm going crazy lol

.transmitters suck, why do they always break they're so sensitive????

[askkepler]

.hEY HEYYYYYYY .kEPLER!!! yOU'RE BACK!!!! .nOT SURE IF WE TALKED BEFORE!! bUUUUUUUTTTT WELCOME BACK REGARDLESS!!!!!!!!!!

.hey, hori!

.well... i think i must know you... since i instinctively called you that, uh...

.but did you always talk like that?

[askkepler]

.okay not to be non kid-friendly or whatever but

.WHAT THE SHIT???

.WHY DO I KEEP GETTING BLACKOUTS UHHHHGGGHHHHH!!!!!

.theres gotta be smth blocking my solar panels or... idk

[askkepler]

kepler ooh HIIIII I LOVE UR DISCOVERIES SMM!! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

hii kepler! never thought we'll meet but that's not the point

sadly i get to see your amazing discovey for just 9 years,, it's just too shortttttt (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

.awww hey!!!

.agh my signal is coming thru fuzzy i don't quite have your names sadly </3 i can look through my registry here uh...

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.something something mars?

.god it's like the second i managed to fix my broken wheels more shit breaks siiigh

[ask-da-marsrover]

guess!! we’re somewhere somewhere.. mwehehe (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

[askkepler]

.okay... i think i got a connection with the registry.

.sojourner and opportunity? hello!

.nice to meet you both

[askkepler]

kepler ooh HIIIII I LOVE UR DISCOVERIES SMM!! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

hii kepler! never thought we'll meet but that's not the point

sadly i get to see your amazing discovey for just 9 years,, it's just too shortttttt (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

.awww hey!!!

.agh my signal is coming thru fuzzy i don't quite have your names sadly </3 i can look through my registry here uh...

.

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.

.something something mars?

.god it's like the second i managed to fix my broken wheels more shit breaks siiigh

[askkepler]

.hello other purple space probe!! :)

@cloud-aerosol-satellite

.oh hello cloud!!!!

[askkepler]

.pleaaaaase ask me stuff i'm so bored there is literally no probes awake w me rn there are no good games on ahhhhhhhhhh

[askkepler]

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?

.i'm gonna assume you meant unlimited games but no more bacon

.instead of unlimited games but no more games.

.well i can't eat bacon. but i can play video games.

.so i'd pick unlimited video games but no bacon

[askkepler]

.i think it's really amusing how some humans just never stop learning, it's kinda beautiful.

.like I just talked with a guy with 28 PHDs. that's so impressive.

[askkepler]

-//- Do you need… uh… help¿

[TRANMISSION: @vee-cee-oh]

.i think i'm okay now. sometimes my text still glitches to white but i think i'm mostly good so yay

[askkepler]

.What happened to your text? Is everything alright?

.from @jupiter-nearpolar-orbiter

I DONt knOW!!?!?))(;;;:

[askkepler]

.MY TEXT IS MESSED uP!!! AHHHH!!!!

.I TRIED

.fiXIng IT BUT IT

.GoT WORSE

[askkepler]

-//- お会いできて嬉しいです¡ Hi¡ It’s nice to see some other space probes here.

[TRANMISSION: @vee-cee-oh]

.hiya, nice to meet you! is this... vco? it's hard to tell, your signal's a little fuzzy.

[vee-cee-oh]

-//- I know it is, I think at some point before I woke up, I had trouble getting to Venus, and I wasted energy doing so. (What also sucks is that two of my cameras got shut off. I liked taking pictures.)

[askkepler]

.aww i'm sorry :( here

[askkepler]

-//- お会いできて嬉しいです¡ Hi¡ It’s nice to see some other space probes here.

[TRANMISSION: @vee-cee-oh]

.hiya, nice to meet you! is this... vco? it's hard to tell, your signal's a little fuzzy.