Ask Keychain Wheatley

She just picked me up one day! Knew who I was and everything! Freaky! Anyway, she wants me to answer your questions, so go ahead! Ask me something!

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"Merry Christmas to you all! Even if lady is a little bit down, she'll still try her best for all of you!"

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//OH Makers ass I'm so sorry I've been gone so long, I sorta lost my muse a while back, haven't had it in me to continue, no promises, but I'll try and get something done.

I've also been stalking the rotg fandom >_>

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//OOC

Hey, I'm participating in 40 Hour Famine. Why am I telling you? No, I'm not giving up technology, that was painful last time I did it and that was before I was horribly addicted to the lovely beautiful god we call the Internet. No, I'm going to my friends house, see, three of of have chosen some symbolism.

"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil."

So I'm going deaf for forty hours. Fun. 

But I will be most likely making a comic about it, on paper. Just letting you guys know.

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That 'fact core' was a real upstart, called me a-- well, you can guess.

And that 'Rick?' Oh don't get me started! He thought he was so much better than me!

I suppose Space is alright... he needs a name though, I'm thinking 'Kevin', though Lady calls him 'Orion' a lot.

//Hah! Three questions in one go! I will empty my ask box!! HAHA! And yes, I legit have a space core keychain, sadly, it looks nothing like the advertisement :( But he's mine and I love him.

KW... not so sure if he loves him.

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Did check and there are indeed.... batteries there. Which is all well and good, I mean, if there's an apocalypse or something and the sun just up and disappears, I'll be good!

I mean... until I run out of battery power.

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Well... I have been close. But not close enough to kill me... yet. My lady's quite careful like that.

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Same with pools, really. She doesn't let me go anywhere near them.

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I was just... resting! And he came out of nowhere! How come I shrink but he just.. gets big!?

Another request, this one for drfunk98 on da.

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DId you guys know that? There is more of me out there! Bloody crazy is what it is.

Request from CodyNaomiSwire on da, the third panel is actually based off her own photograph of her Wheatley.

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http://mizuki-anya.deviantart.com/art/adventures-of-keychain-wheatley-fan-comic-371843357

Some lovely bloke on this 'deviantart' made this lovely comic for me! Give 'im a round of applause, excellent penmenship there, lovely colours, and style, well done, well done.

((Has not written Wheatley in forever and feels horribly out of character.))

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It's gone now, all of it, forever. Never plugging myself in, again. EVER.

The lady and I-- nonono and uh... human? Me? Heh, no.

Lazy answers are lazy.

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Really, I was never this popular back at Aperture.

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Well, 'weird' isn't really the word I'd use, depressing would be more accurate. Seeing all my mistakes played out a few hundred times. Jade certainly doesn't mind.

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Yeah, I got my sai back. So laziness ahoy!

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OOC: Questions

Yeah, I'm getting back into it NOW, after taking ages, so I'm starting at the top, sorry for those who were the first TT^TT

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Perfectly easy mate! Easy as one two... um... yeah, one, two.

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Right uh... and if your human... somehow has a meteor magnet... could that affect me in any way? At all? 

I mean... those things look pretty dangerous.