Stoneheart

revenant leader of the remnants of the brotherhood without banners. formerly known as catelyn tully stark. character created by george r.r. martin. unaffiliated with martin, a song of ice and fire, game of thrones or hbo.

[asofai]

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asofai:

by MaestraRhy

[inziladun]

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On my honor as a Tully…on my honor as a Stark.

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Stoneheart, Stoneheart, it rhymes with ... Stark.

Oh, does it? Tread lightly, Grey Face!

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E=mc² ???

Are you asking me something or telling me something, Grey Face?  Regardless, your trial is coming.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

Tom o' Sevens, if that is you in Grey Face garb, I would remind you of other things that need be done rather than you working up tuneless lyrics that make little to no sense at all.

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do the hustle

Grey Face, you have no authority here.  I shall do nothing of the sort.

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You were actually amused? Bah! I shall have to punish someone for this. Apparently, he didn't finished the job. I should have chopped you to pieces!

Perhaps you should have, Lord Walder!  Though I would have sewn myself back together - piece by piece by piece.  My needlework was ever excellent.

As your little friend said, "I'm just getting started, bitch."

[georgerrmartingerbil]

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This gerbil amuses me. No harm shall come to him.

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Rope = Best

Tyrion Lannister = Bad

Cersei Lannister = Very Bad

Walder Frey = The Worst

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Salt = Very Good

Jaime Lannister = Worse

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Apples = Good

Tywin Lannister = Bad

[georgerrmartingerbil]

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askwalderfrey:

askladystoneheart:

askwalderfrey:

askladystoneheart:

Oathbreakers, great and small, shall meet the same end. The gerbil dies tonight, Lord Frey!  My early condolences for the loss of your new little friend.

Goodluck with that, revenant. They are many, and they will still continue give out such nice…messages.

Why must you continue to roll your eyes at me, old man! I am UNDEAD.  I have an open gash in my neck; I reek of river and rot; the skin on my face hangs in strips. I kill people.  I kill many, many people. I am horrifying.  I’m certainly more horrifying than you! 

Gods, you are not helping my post-resurrection inferiority complex. Someone find me that gerbil!!

So you were the one I was smelling. Bah!

These gerbils are mine, Stoneheart. They are in hiding. Here.

It comes as no surprise to me that you shelter so many rodents.  Tell me, do you allow them in your bed when you share it with Tywin Lannister?  I hope they carry plague to you both.

[georgerrmartingerbil]

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askwalderfrey:

askladystoneheart:

askwalderfrey:

askladystoneheart:

This rodent must be exterminated!!!

Please don’t. We were just getting along.

Oathbreakers, great and small, shall meet the same end. The gerbil dies tonight, Lord Frey!  My early condolences for the loss of your new little friend.

Goodluck with that, revenant. They are many, and they will still continue give out such nice…messages.

Why must you continue to roll your eyes at me, old man! I am UNDEAD.  I have an open gash in my neck; I reek of river and rot; the skin on my face hangs in strips. I kill people.  I kill many, many people. I am horrifying.  I'm certainly more horrifying than you! 

Gods, you are not helping my post-resurrection inferiority complex. Someone find me that gerbil!!

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Lady Stoneheart, why is it you... seem so familiar?

I beg you not to ask me, child. Just run. Run fast and far!

[georgerrmartingerbil]

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askwalderfrey:

askladystoneheart:

This rodent must be exterminated!!!

Please don’t. We were just getting along.

Oathbreakers, great and small, shall meet the same end. The gerbil dies tonight, Lord Frey!  My early condolences for the loss of your new little friend.