Just too delicious to resist.

Molly's the name // Mac & cheese is the game

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[segamascott]

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[tall]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[trashcangimmick]

[the-knife-consumer]

I'm really getting the hang of it

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[tall]

[tera-of-the-dragons]

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky