Ask Lazarus, the voice of truth

Bringing the truth to my followers on the real conspiricies behind the world, and people like David Sarif and Bill Taggart [[Mod: this is an ask blog based off a charcater from Deus Ex: Human Revolution, a game by Eidos Montreal and Square Enix. Please support the official release.]] [[Mod address: metalthrasher11.tumblr.com]]

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Please keep your fantasies to yourself, miss.

I’ve never done any sort of..philandering..with anyone. At all.

Artist: Wow! This was..erm..very interesting to see when I signed in. :D; I’m sorry I couldn’t publish it. My computer is a pain in the butt! Anyway, thank you for submitting it! The link to this person’s tumblr is the source!

You don’t remember me, Francis? :(

You were at the party in downtown Detriot at one time and heavily drunk when I met you (I was a little drunk at the time too). We went to the ladies restroom and…well…then we did it. You were such a party animal (and lover) when drunk. Don’t worry, Francis, I’m not trying to force you to be my boyfriend and marry me, or have a committed relationship. I’m just wondering if you still want to hang out with me and have some fun. If you don’t, we can part ways and there won’t be any hard feelings between us. ;)      

No. I don’t remember you because we’ve never met until now. I’m sure you probably saw some other lonely geek at a party. I never go out and I certainly don’t drink.

And no, thank you, but I’m not interested in having any fornication with some stranger. Try Jensen, I’m sure he’d like your oh so lovely attention.

Wow Pritchard, a woman is throwing herself at you and you turn her down? No wonder all those slash-pics of you and Jensen keep popping up….. 

Wow…. I thought their augments were the only thing bad about Sarif Industries. Turns out that one of their employees is turning down a woman who isn’t going after Jensen.

Did I ever tell you how much I hate you, Paul? I hate you very much. My love life isn’t any of your business. I can tolerate the teases so don’t worry. My job is more important than anything else.

And with all due respect, Mr. Taggart, I don’t think the reputation of Sarif Industries revolves around who I sleep with or don’t sleep with. Please just stick with your arguments against augments.

 ... With all do respect followers if this is real, I don't know what the fuck to make of it! Seriously! Both me and steve are dumbfounded! ((indeed. whatisthisIdon'teven))

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(( Apologies for the few who follow this askblog for not doing anything for the past few weeks. Kinda let myself get caught up in well... ponies mostly, but also my obviously important classwork, and then Gaming, mostly Doom II, the Missing Link, and trying to get the final achievements I need in HR proper (I swear, foxiest of the hounds must have some kind of vendetta against me cause I've run through the game 3 times and I can't tell where I tripped an alarm, even though I'm 90% sure I never did, and I got Pacifist on my first run...) but to those who actually look and care, I'll actually start paying attention to this again.))

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I'm Taggart and I find this offensive.

Taggart, you and your ilk are  just as bad as Sarif and his flunkies. Don't think I haven't heard about some "dealings" your aide Sandoval has been rumored to be a part of, and that you may be the money behind those Purity First goons. I'll be keeping my eye on you Taggart, that's all you need to know.

((Can't tell if the askblog is legit, or guy being a troll))

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Have you ever noticed that though you are an 'outspoken' radio presenter you seem to have a world wide monopoly on radio listening

That's because I am the voice of TRUTH in this world! I say what the illuminati want to keep hidden from you! People are starting to realize they're being played, and they want to get the truth from someone who isn't on the enemy's payroll!

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Lazarus! I have a pretty neat contact who worked at TYM. For his security, I cannot reveal his identity, but he has some info on some Jensen guy who is linked to Panchea and something about Eliza Cassan working with him. If you want to find him, just search for Windmill. :)

Yeah, I've heard of the guy. I think Steve has talked with him over hackernet sometimes. Though from what he's told me of the conversations, I think this "Windmill" guy prefers to hit on him than talk shop. But either way, thanks for the tip follower. TYM has been mum about that break in, though I doubt he knows all that much about Cassan and Darrow.

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Yeah, fucks killed my bro. Keep up the good work.

I will truthseeker, and don't hesitate to send me and Steve any evidence you find on anything related to the Illuminati, the builderburgs, the council of five, anything!

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FEMA coffins?

I'm not sure what you're asking truthseeker. The only thing I can think of is a lyric from an old song by Megadeth called "Endgame" that was rather prophetic about what FEMA is doing nowadays. I haven't gotten any reports about FEMA putting people in coffins, and Steve hasn't found anything on the net, so if this is a new development, keep us informed.

[[ Yep. I'm an old school metalhead. Metallica and Megadeth are my two favorite bands. I'm also a brony and a big gamer. Funny how life works out ain't it?]]

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eidosmontreal:

What happened to Lazarus before the events in DX:HR? Listen here, truthseekers. Here’s episode 2 of our Pirate Radio series.

 It looks like I have a fan followers. Someone recorded one of my earlier sessions and put it up for your listening pleasure. And don't let that comment at the end say anything about me. I'm still filled with bile at all those fucking bigwigs in the world.

[[Still awesome that Eidos Montreal does this even after HR's release. Now if only The Missing Link would come out. :(]]

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Internment camps? You should go see a doctor, and your friend Steve should go with you...

Oh really? You hear that followers? I guess we really SHOULD get help Steve... along with the several MILLION people FEMA's rounded up in your camps under REX-84. I'll get help when you can explain why I keep getting reports of people taken from their homes and off the streets by government officials under the pretense of "national security". For now, I think I'll keep spreading the truth to my follwers, and putting the screws to people like you and your bosses.

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Is it true that you are schizophrenic and that's why you tell these crazy lies?

And yet again, they come out of the woodwork followers. Let me tell you something buddy. I am not "Schitzophrenic" as your masters over at FEMA claim. Yes, me and steve know ALL about the internment camps you've been sending people to. You can just run back to your bosses and tell them that they can shove their false diagnoses right up their FUCKING ASS

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Got any info of what happened exactly on Panachea?

Follower, all I know is that my theory was right. Panchaea was NOT some "cure-all" as Darrow claimed to save the world. NO! It was an illuminati scheme to have all augmented people go mad and try and kill us, using it as a massive beacon! Steve is still checking the net for any word on who it was that stopped the signal, but I promise I will keep you informed followers as I know more.

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Hello followers, it's the voice of truth, Lazarus come to help show you the way to fight the scourge of people like Sarif Industries and groups like the Illuminati. My good friend Steve managed to create this secure blog on Tumblr to allow me to keep in more direct contact with my followers... and from what I have seen, the enemy. So I leave this blog open followers so that I may be able to answer your questions you have regarding the TRUE machinations of how the world works.

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

My earliest human memory? Why, that would be when the world didn't have to suffer under the lies of big corporations like Sarif Industries, and the shit they spew about "Augmentation being the key to the future." Or Bill Taggart and 'Humanity Front' crying "No, but we must preserve the sanctity of human life!!!"