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if i look back, i am lost
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Three Goblin Art
AnasAbdin
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DEAR READER
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
sheepfilms
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Not today Justin
KIROKAZE
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Cosmic Funnies
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@askmacavity
s/o to this anon i need to study your brain
he wrote all of these
it's true. every time I find a new lair Tumblebrutus tracks me down somehow and comes and does silly flippies over my head and I can't catch him I want to delete him from reality.
I've moved lairs eight times this week this is oppression.
and you don’t even get to nut :/
Life hack: develop a humiliation kink.
gotta keep em on their toes
what if 👀
what would happen if I 👁️🫦👁️
poked Munkustrap with a prop sword
whAt would hAppEN?
I get bapped in the face 🥳
munkustrap twitches an ear like a fly's bothering him
munkustrap explodes like a balloon???
munk tackles me to the ground and tries to wrestle me into submission 👀
alonzo tackles me to the ground? 🤔
disappointed deut stare 😔
a long declamatory munkusong
munk tries to ignore me because he's a spoilsport
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
get bapped, idiot
bap
bap
bap
bap
bap
bap
bap
bap
bap
bap
the absolute BEST rival dynamic is where one of them is like “you are my equal unlike any other, you respect me and my power even if you disagree with my methods, i will only die by your hand and you by mine, perhaps i want your attention perhaps i love you, together we challenge each other to unseen heights, we are each other’s destiny, we are intrinsically linked,” and the other person is genuinely like “please die”
why won’t Munkustrap respond to my elaborately crafted nemesis letters 😢 I’m almost sure he’s literate
Tumblr 100% game
Anything on my tumblr is 100% game fyi. :) The cats costumes, my posts, ANYTHING.
It's public, I was always aware of that, no issues being a nerd, I've got a sense of humor! Just wanted to address the one very redacted post because I like being transparent and that's one that, unfortunately I can't be because as much as that person sucks I don't want to name them out of principle. The people who need to know know. Also I don't want to name the other person for their privacy as they have a family! If anything's private, it wouldn't go on Tumblr, I promise! And if anything's super painful, I don't share it publicly because of professional repercussions. I promise, it's all good!!! I'm just a nerd. I do have one request of the fandom: Can we make it a fan-canon that Macavity's origin story is because he never got to ride the CHOO CHOO TRAIN? Like can we all agree on that?
Sure, the THREE BROTHERS and MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME makes way more sense, but come on. It's the train.
... totally not planning to fuck shit up 👀
My favorite thing about Sweeney Todd is that Sweeney gets into the killing-and-baking people business because he’s a deeply broken man destroyed by an unjust and corrupt system that cost him his freedom and family and has been driven mad by revenge.
And Mrs Lovett does it because somthin wrong with her <3
excuse me, mrs lovett knows exactly what she's about. mrs looney? CORNERING THE MARKET needs to be dealt with.
macavity with his hair in a ponytail. that is all, have a nice day
the biggest crime this guy has ever committed was the one where he didn't brush his fucking hair. jail for Macavity. jail for Macavity for ten thousand years
“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”
“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”
“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”
It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!
Stop resurrecting them to show off!
I DO WHAT I LIKE
Is it bad that I kinda wanna hit my crush with a car and then nurse him back to health like a baby bird or it normal? :)
yorue literaly insane
well, now i feel judged.
your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf
wtf
Macavity: *Calling Munk* I have kidnapped Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. I will pay you five dollars to take them back.
Munkustrap: Make it ten.
Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain
Has a crush on the hero and can't be normal about it
this is a mood 😳
Gingers :)
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This is ME ERASURE.
