fictional bisexual generator

26, he/him, Astro or Jez, partial hiatus, minors dni, cw talk of mostly fictional but sometimes real violence, substance use, sex, etc etc rated y for yayyyyy I'm having fun I can fix him but I like him all fucked up

[zazzedcoffee]

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Remaining time: 17036 days 10 hours

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[jezifster2]

Hey I'm gonna fix up my blog and come back but for now I'm on bluesky as jezifster if anyone wants to be mutuals on there?

[jezifster2]

Just let them tie and be best friends okay I thought this was the age of everyone getting a trophy what the fuckk

[jezifster2]

Unfortunately it's not a reference to that 😔

[jezifster2]

I'm so fucking scared they're gonna make a Skyr*m movie or series god fucking forbid 💀

[jezifster2]

I forgot the last bit of bnb I was writing was Shadow being horny about Veronica killing someone these bitches are so stupid

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so easy to pander to me in fiction media. show me a guy that for some reason doesnt feel himself to be as human as most others are and i will sit with him for hours

[chrissyjoshys]

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

[jezifster2]

It's so funny how vaping isn't sexy at all like it should be sexy. Smoking out of a little robot dick. But it's not. Lmao. L.

[elbiotipo]

I hate software updates so much. Why do you need to change. Why can't you love yourself as you are.

[jezifster2]

My top Sp*tify song was a shadow song no one talk to me 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[jezifster2]

LMAO kill more ceos this shit is funny af

[jezifster2]

I'm sorry ignore that I'm fine

[jezifster2]

I forgot I've been having so much trouble with social media bc whenever my mind goes blank to think of something to say all that pops up is "I wish I was dead" and that just isn't helpful to anyone 💀

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[lesbinewren]

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

[hyyyperfixated]

just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy

tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys

[asingularcanadian]

fuckin love these tags, I like to imagine coming home after a long day of work to an apartment decorated with shit that makes you almost violently angry and ur like punching the tchotchkes and spitting on posters, just ratfucked awful decoration that you loathe

[yelenadelova]

[jezifster2]

My migraines are getting so bad like they've been almost daily whyy

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."