Major Edmund Hewlett

there is divine law and order to our universe, just as there is to our empire

[askmajorhewlett]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. ᴍʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. ᴍʏ ᴛᴇʟᴇꜱᴄᴏᴘᴇꜱ. ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱ.

ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ.

Ask/rp blog for your favorite oyster major, but more importantly, your favorite horse lover, classics enthusiast, and astronomy nerd.

Hello hello! This is the same mod as @askjohnandre but this is where I act like a normal, civilized member of society. Your boy is on the biochem side of science autism so. bear with me. astronomy is not the strong suit. however, I do know a good amount of classics and will most certainly be referencing those.

[incorrect-turn]

This pic is absolutely killing me THE POSES

Hewlett lowkey eating it up

[ensign-baker-writes]

Will the major flog me again for saying he looks reminiscent of how a bird would gaze at a camera?

[askmajorhewlett]

…that depends on the tone of that observation.

[ensign-baker-writes]

I feel mildly… like you are staring down the camera as a threat, sir, and I have no qualms with birds.

…

Forgive me, Major, but with the amount of “healed” wounds I have [the scars and the gunshot], I…

Please don’t do this again.

[askmajorhewlett]

I suppose there’s no rule outlawing your observations, and I cannot flog a soldier without reason— that would be chaos when we strive for order.

[incorrect-turn]

This pic is absolutely killing me THE POSES

Hewlett lowkey eating it up

[ensign-baker-writes]

Will the major flog me again for saying he looks reminiscent of how a bird would gaze at a camera?

[askmajorhewlett]

…that depends on the tone of that observation.

[askmajorhewlett]

Hello, hello? Oh, a fellow scholar, I see — goodness, hello! I happen to be a doctor of research, sir.

—Dr. ███████

Ah- hello. Another scholar is always a welcome sight. Pleased to make your acquaintance, doctor. What is it that you study?

[site-star-communications]

Someplace between a medical doctor, a theologist, and an anthropologist — the first two I have formal study in. Dr. Seabury, sir. What of yourself?

[askmajorhewlett]

Astronomy— I’ve been fascinated and studied it since I was a child. I do also have an interest in classics, specifically when it ties into the stars and constellations, though no formal education in that. Though I am curious, Dr. Seabury, how you found me in a town as quiet and insignificant as Setauket.

[site-star-communications]

Ah, well, the rebels rather want me dead, so tell me if it is unsafe here. It seems upon first glance to be safer than where I previously was, though can that be trusted?

Also, the stars! Quite fascinating, in truth. The mythology and folkloristics surrounding them, too… I have heard the king himself appreciates such things as well, and if that’s true, that’s very interesting of itself.

[askmajorhewlett]

I do admire the king greatly for his interest in astronomy and the sciences in general. Oh imagine all the telescopes and books he could access. But I’m getting distracted— apologies.

Setauket should be safe for you. I have it under my control and it’s relatively loyal to the King. There’s been whispers about spies, but they’re from one of my more enthusiastic captains, Captain Simcoe, so there shouldn’t be need to worry. You’re welcome to stay here. Another scientist to talk to would be wonderful.

[askmajorhewlett]

Hello, hello? Oh, a fellow scholar, I see — goodness, hello! I happen to be a doctor of research, sir.

—Dr. ███████

Ah- hello. Another scholar is always a welcome sight. Pleased to make your acquaintance, doctor. What is it that you study?

[site-star-communications]

Someplace between a medical doctor, a theologist, and an anthropologist — the first two I have formal study in. Dr. Seabury, sir. What of yourself?

[askmajorhewlett]

Astronomy— I’ve been fascinated and studied it since I was a child. I do also have an interest in classics, specifically when it ties into the stars and constellations, though no formal education in that. Though I am curious, Dr. Seabury, how you found me in a town as quiet and insignificant as Setauket.

[askmajorhewlett]

Hello, hello? Oh, a fellow scholar, I see — goodness, hello! I happen to be a doctor of research, sir.

—Dr. ███████

Ah- hello. Another scholar is always a welcome sight. Pleased to make your acquaintance, doctor. What is it that you study?

[hmsannlett]

Turn Week 2021 | Day 4: Favorite Loyalist

“So, you see, I am not breaking the circle, but merely following it through its natural revolution.” // Major Edmund Hewlett

[askmajorhewlett]

Major Hewlett may be a good person, but that doesn’t make him a baby, a cinnamon roll, or helpless.

We need to remind ourselves he was an officer in the army and honor does not equate to weakness.

ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛᴇꜱʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ᴇᴅᴍᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇᴡʟᴇᴛᴛ

[askmajorhewlett]

the music doesn’t match the message but it’s good enough

[askjohnandre]

GUYS AM I ONTO SOMETHING?? THE PARALLELS SCARE ME

[askmajorhewlett]

What a lovely constellation…like vega, deneb, and altair

[redandblueofficial]

The more I read about André and Arnold, the more I laugh.

Arnold apparently couldn’t do much other than military strategy and was pretty good at math.

Meanwhile, André is over here rocking painting, singing, playing instruments, being fluent in several languages, reading, charming information out of people, and probably some other stuff.

(Not in bed ofc) André would be the more dominant one in the relationship because he’d be having to do most things for his sad wet cat of a husband.

[hanover-mess]

Andre seems like the type who'll make pancakes and serve breakfast in bed 🤭

[askjohnandre]

Bold of you to assume I’d stoop to a woman’s level and cook

[hanover-mess]

But you would🤭 for someone you lovvee💅

[askjohnandre]

Bold of you to assume I know how to cook 😭 I’d certainly try for my Benedict, but I might end up poisoning him.

[ask-peggyshippen]

He can’t cook,Benedict said it was at least livable.

[askjohnandre]

well damn at least I didn’t poison him. he’s used to his army rations he’ll be fine

[ask-annastrong]

I didn’t poison him! And at least I gave him real food.

[askmajorhewlett]

We need someone to make a simcoe blog so we can poison ppl

(Drag @ask-benedict-arnold into another love triangle lmao)

[askmajorhewlett]

okay but- in my defense, simcoe and hewlett’s dynamics are AMAZING and they bring out the best in each other (?). Hewlett makes simcoe try to grow morally as a person and simcoe gives Hewlett the guts to stand up for himself. And kinky apple knife sex.

The fic is mortalium immortalium by HamHamNeedsToChill btw :)

[askmajorhewlett]

Oh boy the mod can finally express their Major Hewlett obsession to their fullest now

Hewlett in his robe >>>

[askmajorhewlett]

Choosing not to make this blog red themed because he may be a wonderful officer who upholds the law, but he would have wanted to be seen as an astronomer

[askmajorhewlett]

Major Hewlett may be a good person, but that doesn’t make him a baby, a cinnamon roll, or helpless.

We need to remind ourselves he was an officer in the army and honor does not equate to weakness.

ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛᴇꜱʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ᴇᴅᴍᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇᴡʟᴇᴛᴛ