ask maria thorpe

roleplay blog for maria thorpe from assassin's creed main blog: ayamunet

[askmariathorpe]

while a plague is ravaging the world (been there done that in medieval europe) I’ve decided to dust off this little account of mine

[askmariathorpe]

Hi maria I want to know of your a professional wrestling what would your style,be more of a play by the rules in a fair fight,play dirty and cheat or a bit of both.

hello dear fan. I am a big fan of wrestling, especially against altair and malik, and unfortunately when it comes to pitting a woman against men in this world, one finds herself bending the rules. but I’ve never been one to follow the rules anyways

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Reactions to Altair growing out a beard

Malik

Altair: Notice anything different? :) :)

Malik: No? You’re less annoying today i guess

Altair: Look my face

Malik: …

Malik: oh

Maria

Maria: 👀

Altair: What?

Maria: 👀👀

Maria: thpare puthy pleathe

[askmariathorpe]

where did you get this transcript

[askmariathorpe]

I have finally become my blog

[askmariathorpe]

non rp

I accidentally reblogged the last “anti heterosexuality soviet poster propaganda” post to this blog rather than my main but I’m keeping it here because I feel maria thorpe’s energy with it

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Soviet anti alcohol poster

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Soviet anti heterosexuality poster

[askmariathorpe]

spare coochie @ask-altair ???????????????

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“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

[askmariathorpe]

me when I find aya’s tomb because I love fellow strong women

[ask-malik-al-sayf]

@askmariathorpe so who’s gonna have kids with @ask-altair first

[askmariathorpe]

you first, my poppin templar buss aint ready to retire just yet

[ask-malik-al-sayf]

please never ever say buss again god

[askmariathorpe]

should I say “tussy” (templar pussy)

[ask-malik-al-sayf]

go to bed maria

[askmariathorpe]

[ask-malik-al-sayf]

@askmariathorpe so who’s gonna have kids with @ask-altair first

[askmariathorpe]

you first, my poppin templar buss aint ready to retire just yet

[ask-malik-al-sayf]

please never ever say buss again god

[askmariathorpe]

should I say “tussy” (templar pussy)

[ask-malik-al-sayf]

@askmariathorpe so who’s gonna have kids with @ask-altair first

[askmariathorpe]

you first, my poppin templar buss aint ready to retire just yet

[askmariathorpe]

I respect kassandra because I, too, kick men when they annoy me

[askmariathorpe]

@ask-altair

[askmariathorpe]

I respect kassandra because I, too, kick men when they annoy me

[askmariathorpe]

non rp:

I’m looking to buy a red templar insignia for my maria thorpe cosplay to put on her sword and lemme tell you....the shit that comes up when you search “red templar cross” on google shopping.............

[askmariathorpe]

non rp:

hi sorry I haven’t been online for like 2 weeks because!!!! I just started college!!!! and it’s very exciting and I’ll be studying a lot but I promise I’m not leaving this hellhole lmao

[askmariathorpe]

god is afraid of me

[askmariathorpe]

I am a motherfucker