a little bit of this and that

1997 Northern Swedish girl, Good at forgetting important stuff and remembering random facts

[dappertomboy]

In my little jungle home🐒🌴

Insta: Juliastaflund

[matchagirl]

worth sharing here cuz i think y’all have been saying the same shit. good take

[ohlluk]

[buryafriend]

FUCKING THANK YOU

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[memesandlaughs]

[mitski-miyawakis]

that is the worst thing i’ve seen in my life

[sandandglass]

[pixarsource]

How far computer animation has come: Toy Story (1995) // Toy Story 4 (2019)

[dinkywinks]

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

[rolodextra]

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

[dinkywinks]

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

[luminiesbackup]

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[catchymemes]

NO SURVIVORS

[stuckinreversemode]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

the fab five all share a braincell and unfortunately they left it at the gas station with antoni

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[blackboyjoy]

It’s gonna be the Duolingo bird too

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[verac]

you. awe. vawid.

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

[otherwindow]

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

[jellyfishpleaseok]

“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”

*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”

[otherwindow]

[gammywank]

god this is so fucking funny

[manokein-blog]

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