MAX ASK BLOG

HAHA IT'S MAX!! COME ASK ME SHIT YOU NERDS

[askmaxjagerman]

yo yo yoooooo what is UPPPPP MAXXXXX 💪‼️

WHAT IS UP MY DUDE!!!

you want a beer

[python-nebula]

YEAHHHH BRO HECK YEAH!!!!

also do you know if theres a party later dude?

[askmaxjagerman]

uhhhhhhh

probably

I don't know, I'm high

[python-nebula]

he snaps his fingers in Max's face to get his attention WHY TF ARE YOU HIGH!! YOU GOT A GAME TOMORROW BRO!!!

[OOC: i gotta go soon but ill return at some point]

[askmaxjagerman]

ZIGGS GAVE ME WEED.

[python-nebula]

he considers, then remembers that max has won games in much worse shape before. AH WHAT THE HELL, PASS IT OVER!!

[askmaxjagerman]

FUCK OFF IT'S MINE

[suguru-saturn]

YO I HEARD MY NAME

[askmaxjagerman]

ZIGGS!!! yo can you hook up my friend..

[askmaxjagerman]

yo yo yoooooo what is UPPPPP MAXXXXX 💪‼️

WHAT IS UP MY DUDE!!!

you want a beer

[python-nebula]

YEAHHHH BRO HECK YEAH!!!!

also do you know if theres a party later dude?

[askmaxjagerman]

uhhhhhhh

probably

I don't know, I'm high

[python-nebula]

he snaps his fingers in Max's face to get his attention WHY TF ARE YOU HIGH!! YOU GOT A GAME TOMORROW BRO!!!

[OOC: i gotta go soon but ill return at some point]

[askmaxjagerman]

ZIGGS GAVE ME WEED.

[python-nebula]

he considers, then remembers that max has won games in much worse shape before. AH WHAT THE HELL, PASS IT OVER!!

[askmaxjagerman]

FUCK OFF IT'S MINE

[askmaxjagerman]

yo yo yoooooo what is UPPPPP MAXXXXX 💪‼️

WHAT IS UP MY DUDE!!!

you want a beer

[python-nebula]

YEAHHHH BRO HECK YEAH!!!!

also do you know if theres a party later dude?

[askmaxjagerman]

uhhhhhhh

probably

I don't know, I'm high

[python-nebula]

he snaps his fingers in Max's face to get his attention WHY TF ARE YOU HIGH!! YOU GOT A GAME TOMORROW BRO!!!

[OOC: i gotta go soon but ill return at some point]

[askmaxjagerman]

ZIGGS GAVE ME WEED.

[askmaxjagerman]

yo yo yoooooo what is UPPPPP MAXXXXX 💪‼️

WHAT IS UP MY DUDE!!!

you want a beer

[python-nebula]

YEAHHHH BRO HECK YEAH!!!!

also do you know if theres a party later dude?

[askmaxjagerman]

uhhhhhhh

probably

I don't know, I'm high

[askmaxjagerman]

yo yo yoooooo what is UPPPPP MAXXXXX 💪‼️

WHAT IS UP MY DUDE!!!

you want a beer

[python-nebula]

YEAHHHH BRO HECK YEAH!!!!

also do you know if theres a party later dude?

[askmaxjagerman]

uhhhhhhh

probably

I don't know, I'm high

[askmaxjagerman]

yo yo yoooooo what is UPPPPP MAXXXXX 💪‼️

WHAT IS UP MY DUDE!!!

you want a beer

[askmaxjagerman]

max?!

ii didn't know you had tumblr..

- @recreationallove

uhh Kyle forced me 😡

why are you even on this weird app shit-lips.

I've seen some.. real freaky shit of myself on this app- WELL WHO WOULDN'T MAKE STUFF OF ME I'M A GOD!

OOC: Head canon he gets distracted easily 😔

[recreationallove]

ii've aalways been on this app.. tumblr's aawesome. wait you've seen what now

[askmaxjagerman]

THIS TUMBLE (ooc: meant to spell it like that) RIGHT IS PRETTY COOL YK

AND UH I SAW THIS ART SHIT OF ME AND IT WAS LIK3 FREAKY

[recreationallove]

NANI???? AHHH ???????? 0///0

ooc: no i didnt edit this 3 times leave me alone.

[askmaxjagerman]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LANGUAGE? IS THAT ENGLISH

HUHHHH... She looks hot

ooc: real.. I always do that

[recreationallove]

iir's japanese...

aalso she's TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN UUS!!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!! (¬_¬")

[askmaxjagerman]

oh shit that Asian language thing

I CAN STILL SAY A PERSON IS HOT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME SHIT-LIPS OR IT'S A PUNCH TO THE BALLS INSTEAD

[recreationallove]

IIM SORRY!!!! 😣😣

[askmaxjagerman]

YOU BETTER BE. BUTTHEAD.

[askmaxjagerman]

max?!

ii didn't know you had tumblr..

- @recreationallove

uhh Kyle forced me 😡

why are you even on this weird app shit-lips.

I've seen some.. real freaky shit of myself on this app- WELL WHO WOULDN'T MAKE STUFF OF ME I'M A GOD!

OOC: Head canon he gets distracted easily 😔

[recreationallove]

ii've aalways been on this app.. tumblr's aawesome. wait you've seen what now

[askmaxjagerman]

THIS TUMBLE (ooc: meant to spell it like that) RIGHT IS PRETTY COOL YK

AND UH I SAW THIS ART SHIT OF ME AND IT WAS LIK3 FREAKY

[recreationallove]

NANI???? AHHH ???????? 0///0

ooc: no i didnt edit this 3 times leave me alone.

[askmaxjagerman]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LANGUAGE? IS THAT ENGLISH

HUHHHH... She looks hot

ooc: real.. I always do that

[recreationallove]

iir's japanese...

aalso she's TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN UUS!!!! DON'T SAY THAT!!! (¬_¬")

[askmaxjagerman]

oh shit that Asian language thing

I CAN STILL SAY A PERSON IS HOT. DON'T FUCK WITH ME SHIT-LIPS OR IT'S A PUNCH TO THE BALLS INSTEAD

[askmaxjagerman]

max?!

ii didn't know you had tumblr..

- @recreationallove

uhh Kyle forced me 😡

why are you even on this weird app shit-lips.

I've seen some.. real freaky shit of myself on this app- WELL WHO WOULDN'T MAKE STUFF OF ME I'M A GOD!

OOC: Head canon he gets distracted easily 😔

[recreationallove]

ii've aalways been on this app.. tumblr's aawesome. wait you've seen what now

[askmaxjagerman]

THIS TUMBLE (ooc: meant to spell it like that) RIGHT IS PRETTY COOL YK

AND UH I SAW THIS ART SHIT OF ME AND IT WAS LIK3 FREAKY

[recreationallove]

NANI???? AHHH ???????? 0///0

ooc: no i didnt edit this 3 times leave me alone.

[askmaxjagerman]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LANGUAGE? IS THAT ENGLISH

HUHHHH... She looks hot

ooc: real.. I always do that

[askmaxjagerman]

max?!

ii didn't know you had tumblr..

- @recreationallove

uhh Kyle forced me 😡

why are you even on this weird app shit-lips.

I've seen some.. real freaky shit of myself on this app- WELL WHO WOULDN'T MAKE STUFF OF ME I'M A GOD!

OOC: Head canon he gets distracted easily 😔

[recreationallove]

ii've aalways been on this app.. tumblr's aawesome. wait you've seen what now

[askmaxjagerman]

THIS TUMBLE (ooc: meant to spell it like that) RIGHT IS PRETTY COOL YK

AND UH I SAW THIS ART SHIT OF ME AND IT WAS LIK3 FREAKY

[askmaxjagerman]

max?!

ii didn't know you had tumblr..

- @recreationallove

uhh Kyle forced me 😡

why are you even on this weird app shit-lips.

I've seen some.. real freaky shit of myself on this app- WELL WHO WOULDN'T MAKE STUFF OF ME I'M A GOD!

OOC: Head canon he gets distracted easily 😔

[askmaxjagerman]

So ur the kid picking on my brother

Wowww....

@the-better-lipschitz

Who. I bully so many nerds

Hold up- SHIT-LIPS? HAHAHA

YOU'RE HIS SIBLING? FUCKING PATHETIC! HAH

[the-better-lipschitz]

1) Get a life. You pathetic bitch

2) LIPSCHITZ i dont wanna hear it gayerman

3) I didnt have a choice

[askmaxjagerman]

I have got a life as you can see you, fuck nugget!

SHIT-LIPS. AND I'M NOT GAYERMAN!! I AIN'T GAY

You could have abandoned that fuck

[the-better-lipschitz]

At least I have a girlfriend!

[askmaxjagerman]

AT LEAST I GET MORE CHICKS ON MY DICK

[the-better-lipschitz]

IM MORE OF A MAN

DESPITE BEING DICKLESS

[askmaxjagerman]

huh why are you dickless ☹️

DID SOMEONE CUT IT OFF?

WHAT HAPPENED MAN

[the-better-lipschitz]

Dick bandits on the loose again.

Grace wont be happy

[askmaxjagerman]

THE DICK BANDIT!??? WILL HE STEAL MY DICK!!?!!!!

HEY DON'T BRING MY QUEEN INTO THIS

[the-better-lipschitz]

Yeah...

AND SHES MY GF!!

[askmaxjagerman]

OH FUCK OH SHIT MY DICK

huh. WHAT!? SHE'S YOUR!? NAH.

STOP FUCKING WITH ME MAN

SHE'S MINE!!????

[the-better-lipschitz]

Shes mine and i kiss her very often

[askmaxjagerman]

dick privileges lost.

[askmaxjagerman]

So ur the kid picking on my brother

Wowww....

@the-better-lipschitz

Who. I bully so many nerds

Hold up- SHIT-LIPS? HAHAHA

YOU'RE HIS SIBLING? FUCKING PATHETIC! HAH

[the-better-lipschitz]

1) Get a life. You pathetic bitch

2) LIPSCHITZ i dont wanna hear it gayerman

3) I didnt have a choice

[askmaxjagerman]

I have got a life as you can see you, fuck nugget!

SHIT-LIPS. AND I'M NOT GAYERMAN!! I AIN'T GAY

You could have abandoned that fuck

[the-better-lipschitz]

At least I have a girlfriend!

[askmaxjagerman]

AT LEAST I GET MORE CHICKS ON MY DICK

[the-better-lipschitz]

IM MORE OF A MAN

DESPITE BEING DICKLESS

[askmaxjagerman]

huh why are you dickless ☹️

DID SOMEONE CUT IT OFF?

WHAT HAPPENED MAN

[the-better-lipschitz]

Dick bandits on the loose again.

Grace wont be happy

[askmaxjagerman]

THE DICK BANDIT!??? WILL HE STEAL MY DICK!!?!!!!

HEY DON'T BRING MY QUEEN INTO THIS

[the-better-lipschitz]

Yeah...

AND SHES MY GF!!

[askmaxjagerman]

OH FUCK OH SHIT MY DICK

huh. WHAT!? SHE'S YOUR!? NAH.

STOP FUCKING WITH ME MAN

SHE'S MINE!!????

[askmaxjagerman]

So ur the kid picking on my brother

Wowww....

@the-better-lipschitz

Who. I bully so many nerds

Hold up- SHIT-LIPS? HAHAHA

YOU'RE HIS SIBLING? FUCKING PATHETIC! HAH

[the-better-lipschitz]

1) Get a life. You pathetic bitch

2) LIPSCHITZ i dont wanna hear it gayerman

3) I didnt have a choice

[askmaxjagerman]

I have got a life as you can see you, fuck nugget!

SHIT-LIPS. AND I'M NOT GAYERMAN!! I AIN'T GAY

You could have abandoned that fuck

[the-better-lipschitz]

At least I have a girlfriend!

[askmaxjagerman]

AT LEAST I GET MORE CHICKS ON MY DICK

[the-better-lipschitz]

IM MORE OF A MAN

DESPITE BEING DICKLESS

[askmaxjagerman]

huh why are you dickless ☹️

DID SOMEONE CUT IT OFF?

WHAT HAPPENED MAN

[the-better-lipschitz]

Dick bandits on the loose again.

Grace wont be happy

[askmaxjagerman]

THE DICK BANDIT!??? WILL HE STEAL MY DICK!!?!!!!

HEY DON'T BRING MY QUEEN INTO THIS

[askmaxjagerman]

So ur the kid picking on my brother

Wowww....

@the-better-lipschitz

Who. I bully so many nerds

Hold up- SHIT-LIPS? HAHAHA

YOU'RE HIS SIBLING? FUCKING PATHETIC! HAH

[the-better-lipschitz]

1) Get a life. You pathetic bitch

2) LIPSCHITZ i dont wanna hear it gayerman

3) I didnt have a choice

[askmaxjagerman]

I have got a life as you can see you, fuck nugget!

SHIT-LIPS. AND I'M NOT GAYERMAN!! I AIN'T GAY

You could have abandoned that fuck

[the-better-lipschitz]

At least I have a girlfriend!

[askmaxjagerman]

AT LEAST I GET MORE CHICKS ON MY DICK

[the-better-lipschitz]

IM MORE OF A MAN

DESPITE BEING DICKLESS

[askmaxjagerman]

huh why are you dickless ☹️

DID SOMEONE CUT IT OFF?

WHAT HAPPENED MAN

[askmaxjagerman]

So ur the kid picking on my brother

Wowww....

@the-better-lipschitz

Who. I bully so many nerds

Hold up- SHIT-LIPS? HAHAHA

YOU'RE HIS SIBLING? FUCKING PATHETIC! HAH

[the-better-lipschitz]

1) Get a life. You pathetic bitch

2) LIPSCHITZ i dont wanna hear it gayerman

3) I didnt have a choice

[askmaxjagerman]

I have got a life as you can see you, fuck nugget!

SHIT-LIPS. AND I'M NOT GAYERMAN!! I AIN'T GAY

You could have abandoned that fuck

[the-better-lipschitz]

At least I have a girlfriend!

[askmaxjagerman]

AT LEAST I GET MORE CHICKS ON MY DICK

[askmaxjagerman]

So ur the kid picking on my brother

Wowww....

@the-better-lipschitz

Who. I bully so many nerds

Hold up- SHIT-LIPS? HAHAHA

YOU'RE HIS SIBLING? FUCKING PATHETIC! HAH

[the-better-lipschitz]

1) Get a life. You pathetic bitch

2) LIPSCHITZ i dont wanna hear it gayerman

3) I didnt have a choice

[askmaxjagerman]

I have got a life as you can see you, fuck nugget!

SHIT-LIPS. AND I'M NOT GAYERMAN!! I AIN'T GAY

You could have abandoned that fuck