...like the dead sea

...just a 25 year old

[laughoutloud-club]

I guess I’ll try one of these

[beysexuality]

*Beyoncé voice* Okay ladies now just what in Tarnation

[catchymemes]

[birdrabbit]

[mjalti]

me, as a relationship counselor: have u tried using the 😘emoji?

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

[forever-is-a-war-deactivated201]

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough* ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

*has a crush* This is infatuation. It isnt real

*sees hot person in hallway* Love at first sight is true the lord has blessed me today the stars have aligned My soulmate is here

[lake-erie]

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[yourcalicrush]

A relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio>>>

[beer-n-bonfires-deactivated2017]

[paperbeatsscissors]

my grave

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[perfectionrainbowkitty]

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[whitepeopletwitter]

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please