ASK MIAMI RICK + FORD!

RP BLOG 18+ / NO PROSHIPPERS INBOX: OPEN!

[askmiamirickford]

hello nerds

It's about damn time we got onto this dumpster fire of a site to promote ourselves. Wish we'd gotten here way sooner though. Y'know, before all the p-

We have other sites for that, so I'm not too worried. The point is we're here now and happy to answer questions from our loyal fans. If we have those on...whatever we're doing this on.

Tumblr. We're doing this on Tumblr. Because we have loyal fans on Tumblr.

Oh, of course! Tumblr! Hello, community! We're here to answer your weird, wacky and no doubt incredibly invasive questions.

ABOUT RICK:

a successful owner of a nightlife establishment within miami known as club vice, rick sanchez of dimension c-69 (or more affectionally known as miami rick) is not your average rick. he possesses the ability to be the smartest man in the universe just like every rick, but he simply set his sights on... less scientific goals. in other words, he doesn't use his intellect to his full potential, and he prefers it that way.

ABOUT FORD:

it's a mystery how ford ended up in c-69, but two things are known: he's not from here but he's certainly taken to it like he is. referring to himself broadly as miami ford and firmly shirking whatever past he had, he's been a close colleague and co-owner to rick essentially since the club opened, and between collecting nobel prizes and generally revolutionising the scientific community, you'll find him either bartending or performing at the club.

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WRITERS INTRODUCTION!

💥 blue

he/they, 20. i draw the art for this blog and i am also miami rick's mun!!

💖 sixer

she/they, 21. i colour most of blue's art and i created/write for miami ford!

RULES

Due to the themes of this account, we're strictly 18+. MDNI please!

On that note, no proshippers either.

DMs are open, and our inbox is always open too!

Art of our versions of the characters is always appreciated as long as it's done with credit!

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WE’RE BACK, BITCHES!!!

…Did we miss anything?

Everyone tell Richard his new hairstyle is very handsome. Also ask us things, we're bored.

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Cop outfits?

Ask and ye shall receive. Kinda. Ford wanted to put his own spin on it.

I look like some asshole I know from the Citadel…

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not

Please specify the muse for multimuse blogs.

[wonderful-rp-resources]

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

Specify for multimuse blogs.

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Ricky strod leisurely through the club, taking in the sights and sounds. It definitely seemed like her kind of place. She steps up to the bar. "I'm looking for Ford, he owes me some drinks."

"That would be me," the man behind the counter hums with a small flourish of the bar rag in his hand. "I was starting to think you wouldn't come." With a coy smile, he asks, "So, what's your poison? It's on the house."

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You two should go out more!

You know, that's probably true...I can't remember the last time we took a day off to do something just for us.

[chillinrpmemes]

Suggest an outfit and I will draw my muse wearing that outfit.

[givemeangstymemes]

Give my muse advice they didn't ask for!

Can be about any topic you like. Go!

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ooc: hi, we're looking to drop some little lore tidbits here before we set up our other blog, so feel free to send asks about anything you'd like!

[askmiamirickford]

ooc: interest check! we're thinking of making a blog that isn't for rp but is for both miami art and lore posting, to give people more backstory! would people be interested?

side blog?

yes

naw

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

[mimic-rick]

"Okay, I know most of you had daughters... but for the ones that actually raised them, did you ever get the feeling she was hiding something major from you?"

"And if she was, how did you find out without literally following her around?"

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1. Yes. All the time. But isn’t that normal for, y’know… our daughter?

2. That’s easy. You get your very much still alive ex-wife to get the info outta her.

…

Well, maybe that one isn’t… isn’t super relatable. W-What’re you asking this shit for?

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"Uh, I don't actually have a Beth, if that's what you're thinking. My daughter's name is Morti. She's not my Morti though. I kind of adopted her..."

Mimic rubs his neck, "And I'm asking cause I don't want to repeat mistakes other Ricks have made, okay? Maybe trying seems pointless and I'm a sitting self-fulfilling prophecy or something, but I want to try and fix the damage done to her."

"...m-maybe that's my problem? I'm trying to do this as a Rick and I don't know what I'm doing because of that... n-no offense."

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“Oooooohhhhhhh. Huh.”

“Well, kudos to you for trying. A lotta Ricks don’t even do that. Y-You seem like one of the few good ones.”

“The only thing stopping you from doing your fix-it thing now is her. Whether she wants the help or not.”

“And on the ‘because I’m a Rick’ statement… none taken. Ricks all over the multiverse fuck up their daughters in some way or another. You just gotta try and fuck ‘em up as little as possible if you’re one of the Ricks who actually care enough to make the effort.”

“S-So, y’know, screw the self-fulfilling prophecy shit. Be a better Rick.”

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Wanders into the club

hey :V

Uhm.

I'm going to need to see some ID.

[waffle-fox-42]

*sips on a new drink*

Here ya go :V

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(After scrutinising the ID for a while...)

Well, I can't argue with that. How may I help you?

[waffle-fox-42]

*Yet another drink, where are these drinks coming from????*

I dont know, seen you around so thought I'd pop in and see what ya got :V

[askmiamirickford]

(Blink, blink.)

If you're gonna stay, you'll have to buy one of our drinks instead of...materialising your own.

[askmiamirickford]

Wanders into the club

hey :V

Uhm.

I'm going to need to see some ID.

[waffle-fox-42]

*sips on a new drink*

Here ya go :V

[askmiamirickford]

(After scrutinising the ID for a while...)

Well, I can't argue with that. How may I help you?

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TESLA THE PLAIDYPUS???

Why, yes.

Again, he's named after the actual scientist, not any modern day brands that may be tarnishing his name.

Unless you were curious about the Plaidypus part, which is a different story.

[askmiamirickford]

ooc: interest check! we're thinking of making a blog that isn't for rp but is for both miami art and lore posting, to give people more backstory! would people be interested?

side blog?

yes

naw

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

[lustingfood]

Sourdough Buttermilk Pancakes (x)