Mischief Managed

HP RP Blog~ Emily | Gryffindor | 24 | Personal: @ cest-la-vie-peasants | 📌

[askmischiefmanaged]

My art style has devolved into Coloring Pages.

Anyways, enjoy Remus, Peter, and Sirius seeing James and Lily kiss for the first time.

[heycasbutt]

Friendly reminder that even though it’s not the top news story on every channel right now, Black Lives still Matter.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck fictional depictions of real people except for whatever the fuck upstart crow is doing

[internettythings]

Upstart Crow is hilarious.

I will always watch anything with David Mitchell in it. This statement is also true for Richard Ayoade.

[glumshoe]

You don’t have to love your body. You don’t even have to like it. But you have to find ways to live with it, as well as you can, and be kind to it whenever possible.

Your body is not the outward expression of your soul. It is not a reflection or a representation of your worth or your True Self. It’s just inhabited meat. It’s a flesh machine with planned obsolescence, and you have to take care of it.

It’s good to love your body, if you can. It will enhance your timed experience of the world if you can appreciate it without too much resentment for the ways it fails or disappoints you. But if you cannot love it, strive at least for neutrality. Make truces with it, however uneasy, and treat it with the respect you would show to any other animal shape.

[prescription-cactus]

couples ought to be friends if not best friends. romance is not a alternate path to friendship, but an add-on to friendship. friendship with sprinkles on top.

[allmymetaphors]

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and ““if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it”“ and ”“where are you gonna move after college”“ but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[askmischiefmanaged]

I miss cosplaying as a snarky lunar-ly challenged Marauder from Harry Potter.

[askmischiefmanaged]

I miss cosplaying as a snarky lunar-ly challenged Marauder from Harry Potter.

[askmischiefmanaged]

“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in and I don’t wanna fit in. Have you ever seen me during the full moon? That’s weird.”

— Remus Lupin

[askmischiefmanaged]

If you’re wondering what I’ve been up to....This is it. My partner had never seen Harry Potter before. Enjoy his commentary.

Emily S on TikTok

“Whatever pay Hagrid gets, its not enough.” — Someone watching Harry Potter ⚡️ for the first time #harrypotter #foryou #foryoupage #fyp #spa

[askmischiefmanaged]

Emily S on TikTok

When a Potterhead and someone who’s never seen Harry Potter watch it together for the first time. Wait for that ending 😅 #harrypotter #fory

When your partner has never seen Harry Potter, but you can quote it word for word...interesting things happen 😂

[askmischiefmanaged]

Apparently telling your partner that he looks like James Potter with the heart of Remus Lupin isn’t romantic if he hasn’t read the books 📚

[soyeahso]

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

[mominmudville]

Listen to your parents, kids.

[handypolymath]

This really should be one of a handful of Public Service Announcements randomly and chronically inserted into one’s dash.

[violent-darts]

Hell man sometimes it means “these two are TERRIBLE and I want to watch them burn like a catastrophic forest fire as a proxy for all the shit I don’t actually want in real life (like to light my own apartment on fire and scream) and then laugh at the destruction at the end.” 

[mikkeneko]

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

[mad-madam-m]

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

[drabbles-and-ideas]

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

[chaser-not-a-seeker]

Butter-fly

Harry: Hermione: Please don’t thr-

Based on this textpost by @anythingharrypotter​!

[chucktaylorupset]

Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?

[chucktaylorupset]

Circa Seventh Book

Hermione: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines?

Ron: A wax what?

Hermione: hmmmm

Harry: Hermione, we cant take out the death eaters with a genetically magicked disease

Hermione: No I know that. Of course I know that.

*Uncomfortably long silence*

[2rsquared]

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox

Hermione: HARRY NO! We already eradicated it once, let's not make the world do it again

Harry: Oh yeah, I guess you're right

Hermione: Now tuberculosis, on the other hand...

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole' days so much, why don't we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks

Hermione, putting on a gas mask: New plan. We take them out with consumption and mustard gas

Hermione, to Voldemort: Did you know, historically, a majority of war deaths come from disease?

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

Harry Potter and the Violation of the Geneva Convention