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Kiddo, my brother has a name, it's Balthazar, not stripper. Same way I hear it's frowned upon to call you an ass-crazy-in-denial-fanatical-lunatic-baby with serious repressive issues. Seriously, suck a few cocks - your life will be better for it.

Uhhh okay friend, um, I'm sorry I said the wrong thing in your opinion. No need to get out the vulgar words, haha. I am NOT going to take your advice on that matter, but rather I'll give you an opportunity to forgive me, and I'll forgive you. I'm sorry. I was wrong. I won't do that again. Is that okay?

#ask-literate-gabriel

ask-stripper-balthazar:

askmormonmichael:

Why not? I think it’s a fine verb. I’m in college, I should know. You use your body as a commodity for filth and lewdness. I don’t mean to judge, but I can’t see why if my BYU science teacher doesn’t think it’s wrong, you think it should be. It’s just a simple thing, though. Don’t worry about it. It’s not like you need to worry about verbs and grammars, right?

((Note to everyone: People using the “because my teacher said so” excuse will irk me, because I have had waaaaay too many dumb teachers spouting nonsense to have that.))

I’m pretty sure your science teacher is not an English teacher.

((I did have to educate my English teacher last week about biology. He thought that everyone had prostates….he was mistaken.))

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/science

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/science

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/science

All three of these sources say that science is solely a noun.

I dropped out of high school, and I knew this.

Why yes, I am a stripper. However, I do have to be able to say things in several languages, including French, Spanish, Italian and Russian for certain people, so sentence and grammatical structure do have importance.

((Inner Grammar Police~~~ And my natural stubbornness and wordiness (They call me the dictionary for a reason!) are once again showing. I need to stop bleeding into his character.))

Wow, it's super that you know all that. Before I science again, I'll remember English. Thanks, stripper :)

#i love you

deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: RESULTS OF APPLE EXPERIMENT

I'm eating the crunchiest, most deliciousiest apples ever.

#deankeepthetrenchcoat

RESULTS OF APPLE EXPERIMENT

Apples did not explode as I had hoped.

But they taste LOTS BETTER NOW.

I SCIENCED, SEE?

askonehellofalucifer:

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askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there.

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

No that time we were knitting. *trying very hard to not say what they were doing*

Oh yeah, that was that one time when we were knitting I remember that hahahahaha.

ha.

it's funny because we were knitting! That's what we were doing for sure.

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there.

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

ask-stripper-balthazar replied to your post: ask-stripper-balthazar replied to your post:...

No, you do things in the name of science, and you can study science, but science itself is not a verb. ((Balthazar is bored and needs someone to bicker with because he can’t deal with Gabe atm~))

Why not? I think it's a fine verb. I'm in college, I should know. You use your body as a commodity for filth and lewdness. I don't mean to judge, but I can't see why if my BYU science teacher doesn't think it's wrong, you think it should be. It's just a simple thing, though. Don't worry about it. It's not like you need to worry about verbs and grammars, right?

#ask-stripper-balthazar

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I'm your friend, and I'm a boy. What is that face? It looks like you're imagining ice cream but there's no ice cream there.

Me + Science

I know all about science! I still have my science books. They taught me about electricity.

"We cannot even say where electricity comes from. Some scientists think that the sun may be the source of most electricity. Others think that the movement of the earth produces some of it. All anyone knows is that electricity seems to be everywhere and that there are many ways to bring it forth."

deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: I put...

you are the best mormon

That's an awful nice thing to say, even if there is no BEST Mormon, except maybe right now Thomas Monson. He's a pretty great Mormon.

But I'm glad I'm not the WORST Mormon. That's something I worry about!

#deankeepthetrenchcoat

ask-stripper-balthazar replied to your post: deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: I put...

…I’m pretty sure science isn’t a verb.

Why not? It's a thing you do, right? So that makes it a verb.

#ask-stripper-balthazar

deankeepthetrenchcoat replied to your post: I put an apple in the freezer

it will freeze

Well that is your hypothesis! You can't be sure until you science. It could be something incredible.

#deankeepthetrenchcoat

I put an apple in the freezer

to see what happens.

It's science!

#mormons arent very good at science unfortunately

askonehellofalucifer:

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askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn’t forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn’t forget any of that! I can’t wait for your party unless you decided you didn’t want a party in which case sorry you don’t have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

Ryan and his husband is taking me out for drinks.

Ryan? If you insist, I’ll just save my money and get you a gift card to Target. We can skip the really cool stuff.

No alcohol, remember? I don’t care if you’re 21, it’s bad for you. It makes you dumb and slow and unhappy.

You still forgot my birthday.

Come up with something more interesting and we’ll see.

Please stay with me and don't go out with your harlot friend Ryan whom I dislike very much. I am sorry I may have at some point possibly forgotten the exact date of your birthday.

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn’t forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn’t forget any of that! I can’t wait for your party unless you decided you didn’t want a party in which case sorry you don’t have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

Ryan and his husband is taking me out for drinks.

Ryan? If you insist, I'll just save my money and get you a gift card to Target. We can skip the really cool stuff.

No alcohol, remember? I don't care if you're 21, it's bad for you. It makes you dumb and slow and unhappy.

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn't forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn't forget any of that! I can't wait for your party unless you decided you didn't want a party in which case sorry you don't have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: The amount I eat salad, I feel like I am on a diet.

No but you need to eat good food so you can have good skin and hair and teeth and eyesight. We eat good food because it tastes better and feels better inside your tummy!

I can think of a few things that feel a lot better inside of me.

Like vitamin tablets? I can get you some mineral supplements.

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