Secretly Mormon Married.

Lucifer, 20 years old, Gay and I own a boutique and I have a Mormon room mate. Oh, and if you flirt with him I will have your head on a plate. Feel free to contact me.

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Done with the suit, if Ryan doesn't like it, I'll kick him.

I've worked on it too long.

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That awkward moment when you can't shut up.

Seems like I'll be working late tonight, haha.

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The amount I have to defend or apologise for Michael is crazy.

Don't get comitted to a Mormon unless you are ready to spend your whole life sending apologies and hold back from kicking people in the face.

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RESULTS OF APPLE EXPERIMENT

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askmormonmichael:

Apples did not explode as I had hoped. 

But they taste LOTS BETTER NOW. 

I SCIENCED, SEE? 

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askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

No that time we were knitting. *trying very hard to not say what they were doing*

Oh yeah, that was that one time when we were knitting I remember that hahahahaha. 

ha.

it’s funny because we were knitting! That’s what we were doing for sure. 

...Oh, Fuck it.

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askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

No that time we were knitting. *trying very hard to not say what they were doing*

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askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

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askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

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Michael is my secret boyfriend.

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askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

You still forgot my birthday.

Come up with something more interesting and we’ll see.

Please stay with me and don’t go out with your harlot friend Ryan whom I dislike very much. I am sorry I may have at some point possibly forgotten the exact date of your birthday. 

Fine.

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askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn’t forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn’t forget any of that! I can’t wait for your party unless you decided you didn’t want a party in which case sorry you don’t have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

Ryan and his husband is taking me out for drinks.

Ryan? If you insist, I’ll just save my money and get you a gift card to Target. We can skip the really cool stuff.

No alcohol, remember? I don’t care if you’re 21, it’s bad for you. It makes you dumb and slow and unhappy. 

You still forgot my birthday.

Come up with something more interesting and we'll see.

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askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn’t forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn’t forget any of that! I can’t wait for your party unless you decided you didn’t want a party in which case sorry you don’t have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

Ryan and his husband is taking me out for drinks.