Ask the Grizzco CEO!

What are you doing here? GET TO WORK SO I CAN RETURN!

[askmrgrizz]

Welcome to Grizz's Blog!

SPOILERS ALL OVER THIS BLOG!

Golden Meter: 7,178/10k

Golden Drawing Queue: 1 to be drawn, 0 done

(the golden meter has been removed due to a lack of motivation!)

After the events of Splatoon 3 Hero Mode, Mr. Grizz is floating through space, when he finds a floating old computer. He loads it up and finds 'Splatnet 3' on it. He decides to start a blog, representing Grizzco, to help him return, possibly better, morally or strength-wise.

ANYWAY-

This is gonna be a text-only ask blog for funsies, with something added!

The Golden Meter! There are several ways to fill it!

Ways to fill it:

If you finish a game of Salmon Run (2 or 3, failed or no), feel free to send an ask just with the number of eggs collected overall in the match! Each egg is 2 points!

Every ask adds 5 points to it!

If you rank up, level up, etc. in any Splatoon game, that's 10 points if you tell me via ask!

Tumblr Milestones for this blog give 100 points!

There'll be milestones for points that trigger events, art, gifts and other things!

[askmrgrizz]

WHERE IS KAIA WHERE IS KAIA WHERE IS KAIA

Please refrain from asking questions regarding expendables employees.

[askmrgrizz]

boss the flyfish started loading surface to air missiles.

also we're down a helicopter.

You better pay for that.

[askmrgrizz]

Hello, alternate me!

- Medved Grizz / Alternate Mr. Grizz

(( @askparallelgrizzcogang ))

You seem awfully chatty.

[askmrgrizz]

What are your thoughts on me?

-@commander-tartar-2

YOU ARE VERY BAZINGA AND EPIC. AS AM I.

You are almost as annoying as the other one.

[askmrgrizz]

Hey, um, so... I made a thing.

.

[ammoknight-deactivated20180807]

splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

[askmrgrizz]

can i eat the eggs?

No. I need them.

[that-marie]

CAPITALIST BAEAR

WHAT

WHY?? HWY IS IT A CAPITALISDT

I don’t know! Ask! Also, ask him why he isn’t in space right now, while you’re at it.

[askmrgrizz]

Because I have work to do.

[askmrgrizz]

you're proud of me? 🥺 ~ Vaporwave (oh and 167 total egg count t'the meter if thats somethin else)

Sure. I'm also reducing your wage to 2G.

[girlkisserr]

[askmrgrizz]

you're proud of me? 🥺 ~ Vaporwave (oh and 167 total egg count t'the meter if thats somethin else)

Sure. I'm also reducing your wage to 2G.

[curscival]

Grizzco only hires the best!

[askmrgrizz]

I'm proud of my workers. Not these ones.

[askmrgrizz]

am i allowed to use my own totally legally modified weapons during shifts

If it gets the job done.

[gleeokenspiel]

HEY GRIZZ? WHAT DID U DO TO MY TEAMMATES?

[askmrgrizz]

I disposed of your team appropriately.

[gleeokenspiel]

please. at least a little bit

[askmrgrizz]

You're getting demoted for this.

[gleeokenspiel]

fine see you in 10 days

[gleeokenspiel]

HEY GRIZZ? WHAT DID U DO TO MY TEAMMATES?

[askmrgrizz]

I disposed of your team appropriately.

[gleeokenspiel]

please. at least a little bit

[askmrgrizz]

You're getting demoted for this.

[gleeokenspiel]

HEY GRIZZ? WHAT DID U DO TO MY TEAMMATES?

[askmrgrizz]

I disposed of your team appropriately.

[oldbaton]

You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else