Come ask me stuff

💚✨24 • podcast writer • latte enjoyer • won a folk singing contest once ✨💚

[that-marie]

what’s up

Work’s been a little less hectic recently so I thought I’d give people a chance to ask me some questions. Just a few things to clear up:

💚 Yes, I’m *THAT* Marie. My cousin’s pretty famous if you’ve heard of her. ✨ You really can ask me anything. Need help with your homework? Ask away! Or just tune into my radio show at… um… I don’t think we finalised the time.

💚 Don’t be gross. I don’t have to answer everything, you know.

✨ Be nice to me! Please, I haven’t got the time to think of a life-destroyingly good roast for you.

💚Obviously this goes both ways. If you’re finding me a bit… much, please let me know and I’ll dial it down.

✨ I won’t be taking part in roleplays at the moment. Sorry for being boring but I’m a busy girl! I have to write my name on a lot of things…

💚 (Psst… if you’re in the know, feel free to ask about my friends in the NSS. They won’t be able to answer directly, but I can pass stuff on)

and finally…

💖staaaay fresh!!💚

Here are all the latest additions to the New New Squidbeak Splatoon:

Standard Agents:

Agent 5- @cinnachaos

Agent 49- @tastypizza49

Agent 7 - 😎 Anon (@tokumei-s)

Agent 19 - @the-splatanadeco-menace

Agent 11 - disk

Agent 6 - 🖤🤍🦑 (@agent6-finn)

Agent door - Door Anon

Strategic Arms Specialist :

Agent 9 - E (@entr76)

Special Reserve Super Secret Night Mission Agent and Assistant Strategic Arms Specialist:

Agent δ01 - @aitoikarimori

[Square brackets like this mean I’m ooc]

[During chain-based roleplay, please interact with my main rp blog @awesomeagent4some. I’ve kinda made it confusing bc of the name, but thats just the blog I use in all Splatoon roleplay, regardless of the characters I’m writing]

[This blog is mostly just for asks. I might use it to interact with other canon characters in my group (@callie-squid-sister, @mcprincessofficial, @marinaidaofficial, etc) but I prefer to keep longer stuff to my other blog]

[The age in the bio is Marie’s canon age. I’m actually a minor]

[that-marie]

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[that-marie]

What's your mod?

You mean my extremely lazy PR manager? That’s @loz-the-noob. Good luck getting a word out of them. I haven’t heard from them in months!

[that-marie]

get back here coward

*mumblemumble*

………five more minutes……

[that-marie]

marie i miss you 💔

~ 7 signign off… 😔

……….oh.

I wasn’t expecting to be gone this long, and I DEFINITELY wasn’t expecting to be missed. I miss you too, Seven. You know, someone mistakenly told me that you deactivated and I totally freaked out for a little while, behind the scenes. A lot’s happening behind the scenes. But I promise I’ll be back as soon as I can, ok?

[waterboardingwizard]

Could you drown @that-marie ? I don't think she likes us calling her Momarie and I'm still angry..

hi still angry, im the waterboarding wizard

[that-marie]

*glubglubglubglub*

Didn’t realise anyone was ACTUALLY upset about that. I guess I just… wasn’t ready to stop being the fresh one, you know? I don’t want any potential new fans to think I’m just some boring old mom or whatever. But if you want to THAT bad, it can’t… hurt, I guess. I’d love to know who requested my untimely demise, though. Maybe we can talk it out?

[that-marie]

Forget ‘stay fresh’ — I wonder how many times I’ve said ‘you know’ in my life?

[waterboardingwizard]

[that-marie]

*respawning noises*

Would you mind NOT drowning me when I’m on break? Please? I’m busy doing absolutely nothing.

[that-marie]

I heard Agent 8 is scared of Agent 7. Is that true?

They haven’t met, as far as I—

…

OH. Yeah, that’s true. It’s because Seven ate Nine. Such a terrible loss from the team! They’ll be sorely missed.

[tokumei-s]

I did What

[that-marie]

Shh. Nothing. Have a sticker.

[aitoikarimori]

WHAT!? No fair! You cant give 7 a sticker for LITERALLY doing nothing!

[tokumei-s]

hey i can give it to you if you want?? if 2 will let me anyway :')

[aitoikarimori]

well, no, because I didn’t do anything either. It’s not that you got a sticker, I just want things to be fair.

[that-marie]

My blog, my rules. I can use bribery if I so wish.

[ghosthoodie]

Correct!

THEYVE REVEALED THEMSELVES GET EEMMMM

[natikoko-deactivated20260224]

WASTELANDER IS THE FYCKING WALL ANON ?????????

[moultingmarten]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

[natikoko-deactivated20260224]

NO ??

[moultingmarten]

OH I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID

[wastelander890768]

corn doesnt know

[moultingmarten]

OKAY NO ONE TELL THEM

[aitoikarimori]

DOES LOZ/MARIE KNOW?

[moultingmarten]

I DONT THINK SO

[that-marie]

Well, would you look at that!

[that-marie]

CAPITALIST BAEAR

WHAT

WHY?? HWY IS IT A CAPITALISDT

I don’t know! Ask! Also, ask him why he isn’t in space right now, while you’re at it.

[askmrgrizz]

Because I have work to do.

[that-marie]

You heard him folks. He had work to d—

WAIT a second…

[that-marie]

the great zapfish plushies your grandpa makes are adorable!! do you know if he has like a tutorial on how to sew them or anything.. i would love that 🥹

I think he just sorta… improvised. I’ve only ever stitched up a few busted seams here and there on ours, so I’m afraid I don’t have anything for ya.

[that-marie]

I heard Agent 8 is scared of Agent 7. Is that true?

They haven’t met, as far as I—

…

OH. Yeah, that’s true. It’s because Seven ate Nine. Such a terrible loss from the team! They’ll be sorely missed.

[tokumei-s]

I did What

[that-marie]

Shh. Nothing. Have a sticker.

[that-marie]

what if i do wanna know?

You don’t. Trust me.

[that-marie]

would this work on you yes or no

Okay either there was meant to be an image here or that was just a shella vague question. Either way, I’m gonna go with… no…

[that-marie]

I don't want tomatoes in my food!

I want SQUISHED SEASONED tomatoes in my food!

Perfect argument for why pizza is acceptable, but tomatoes are not.

[that-marie]

Uhh, something something adderall shortage caused a shortage of every other adhd med as everyone desperately tried to find a different one to replace it so they could still function and now my pharmacy has no idea when they’ll even get it back in stock. So now I am going to class without my helps-me-focus medication

I must doodle on all my notes and maybe chug an energy drink before class. (I know you’re a coffee type of gal but I can’t drink coffee without my tummy hurting so I can only get caffeine from bad tasting energy drinks) -gooey

That sounds super rough. Maybe there are some alternative ways of managing things you could look into?

[that-marie]

has inkopolis been real busy lately? i havent visited since i left so idk if much has changed, but ive been thinkin about it -disk (@dodgerolling-rookie)

It’s actually been pretty quiet as of recent. The train tickets are getting cheaper too, so now’s the time to visit if you’re thinking about it. That’s what happens to a place when the trends move on, I guess!