Communications

[True.]

Happy Feast of the Rose, Mr Iron! While you maybe working instead of celebrating the romantic spirits in the air -- whatever your work for this month will entail -- I still wish you and the other Masters a happy feast day. Cheers!

[My thanks.]

#orphic-ophelia

My dear Mr Iron! They say you can write with both hands simultaneously. Dexterous -- I like that in a man, woman, whichever. How will you be spending this Feast of the Exceptional Rose? In eagerness, Narcisa

[I can. I will be working.]

[Others may enjoy the Feast. I am not one of them.]

#deepdarkmarvellous

I received a note from you concerning unruly players. What do I do? Stab then? Seduce them? Lick them? Seduce them, lick them, then stab them in bed?

[Deal with them as you see fit.]

[Stabbing is always an option.]

#Anonymous

wha-- why do you dislike the month? is getting all those gifts really that much of an 'irritant' to you these days? mr iron! free weapons!

[A woman has taken the name.]

[The month provides no irritation.]

#Anonymous

Are we satisfied with the long-awaited answers to such mysteries, my dears? Are we satiated?

[For some time, I hope.]

what do you think of february? c:

[An irritant.]

#Anonymous

In all seriousness

Perhaps our poor, irritable friend is right. Perhaps we should be less enthusiastic in our archiving. It would benefit many, I am sure, and prevent complaints in future. We do want to make our customers happy, hmm?

Agreed!

As ever, Mr. Wines is insightful and enlightening in his recommendation. A change of course shall occur posthaste!

askmrpages

We fully symphonize on the matter. Discretitude is befitting of our positions.

#fallen london #askmreggs

[Yes.]

Mr. Irons! It is so eggsiting to see you!

[Ware the next knock. Someone will apprehend you shortly.]

[They too will be quite excited.]

cameoappearance

Con doodles part 2: Mr Apples attempts to cosplay his favourite Homestuck character.

gr8 stuff! Perhaps you ought to illustrate a few more? Put some more Iron in the Fires so to speak, hmmm?

#fallen london #the artist's skill is noted regardless

[I do not require etchings of myself, Apples. There is no need to suggest them in my behalf.]

askmreaten-deactivated20150625

My dear, may I suggest that you not converse with him any further? The consequences may be dire if you continue, and I think he is long past caring about conduct. I have no wish to see you hurt.

Yes, yes, I believe you’re right. It was unbecoming of me to so openly and unabashedly speak with him. I’ll take far less risks in the future.

I will never be forgotten! I am Eternal! Long after you are less than nothing, I will be laughing at the Bazaar’s last tears!

It is rather hard to forget you when you keep shouting in everyone’s ear all the time, dear.

[Silence. Advised to all of you.]

#fallen london

[Perhaps any who speaks of eggs will discover a knife laid upon their next letter.]

[Perhaps.]

#fallen london

The eggs grow whiter with every hour. I contemplate, to myself and myself alone, what the purpose has been. Shall I follow given advice and seek out the means to create fabric eggs? This is quite the conundrum!

Aaah, what ails you my dear Mr. Veils? I hear much of this egg miester swooping about, delivering his strange embryonic tidings to all whom can hear, true, but why, if I may say so, stoop to that individuals level my mimicking his own craft? If it is not rude of me to express this opinon, I believe that your time is better spent on matters more befitting your own honorable personage!

We have found ourselves in unfortunate times! Which of us truly deals in eggs? Who can satisfy this menace? Will anyone put an end to this delirious misconduct? Such questions need answers post haste!

[Murder will put an end to it.]

Is violence necessary so early on?

Yes. Indeed it is, regrettably.

#fallen london #I tire of this fascination with eggs

[Much has been endured.]

The eggs grow whiter with every hour. I contemplate, to myself and myself alone, what the purpose has been. Shall I follow given advice and seek out the means to create fabric eggs? This is quite the conundrum!

Aaah, what ails you my dear Mr. Veils? I hear much of this egg miester swooping about, delivering his strange embryonic tidings to all whom can hear, true, but why, if I may say so, stoop to that individuals level my mimicking his own craft? If it is not rude of me to express this opinon, I believe that your time is better spent on matters more befitting your own honorable personage!

We have found ourselves in unfortunate times! Which of us truly deals in eggs? Who can satisfy this menace? Will anyone put an end to this delirious misconduct? Such questions need answers post haste!

#fallen london #I tire of this fascination with eggs

[Murder will put an end to it.]

YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGSTATIC YOU MUST BE EGGS

#fallen london #perhaps I should attach a knife to my next missive

[I find myself bereft of fitting images.]

[However, you have my commendations for such barbed choices.]

a certain master isn't being a cheery one in regards to the feast that is coming up soon and i do hope his attitude hasn't rubbed off on you, good sir. i'll try to send you something as a thank you for all the hard work you've done for our fair city when time the healer permits it!

Iron does his job admirably well, and we commend him for it! Try not to look down on him too much, my dear. He works very, very hard.

And we thank you for that generous offer! We would be delighted to accept any gifts.