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[fenharel]

Instead of being poisoned, Joffrey accidentally gets turned into a llama. (insp)

[polar-biscuit-deactivated202603]

Could I request a young Jon + Ned drawing? 😊 fell in love with your Stark family drawing

here they are !! they happy, don’t worry, it’s just a stark blood thing, their faces are always like that

[lordsnow]

The plaza was beginning to empty. The press dissolved around them as people drifted back to their lives. But Arya’s life was gone. 

[memestashhash]

[askjonsnow]

based on your blog I think you want to fucc your sister

PLaTOnICALLY omg stop sending anons @jonsaroyalty it’s REALLY creepy

[lilbreck]

So, while you’re pLaTOnICALLY sharing the same room (as you’ve already admitted to)… are you pLaTOnICALLY naked as well? Because that’s a level of platonic that I’ve never seen before.

[kingjjon-deactivated20220302]

at this point @askjonsnow can father ten @asksansastark‘s children and still deny his feelings for her by call it all pLaToNiC

[asknedstark]

@askjonsnow , what did I teach you about lying?

[got-source]

STARK WEEK | day ii - house pride / winter is coming

[gameofthronesonly]

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[telvi1]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

[asknedstark]

If your son/nephew plays his cards right, he might end up on the Iron Throne. Are you rooting in the Old Gods' heaven with little "Jon Snow" flags with Lyanna or just hoping for the best?

The entire deceased Stark clan is huddled together underneath a “House Stark Rulez” banner, waving around our Stark #1 foam fingers, drinking ale from our Go Direwolves mugs.

[asknedstark]

What do you say to askpetyrbaelish claiming that he took your wife's maidenhead?

Check yourself @askpetyrbaelish before I knock your teeth out.

[asknedstark]

Do u still be an Arya for ur group?

Uhmmmmm…what??????

[asknedstark]

Has Rhaegar thanked you for not murdering his dragonspawn that killed your sister. Because man does he owe you one.

I dunno who you are talking about. I know no dragonspawn, only wolfpups.

[asknedstark]

As Westeros's number 1 father, have you maybe sat down with Rhaegar and asked him WHAT THE FUCK was wrong with him?

I tried talking to Rhaegar mano-a-mano, but I’m afraid he doesn’t listen to anything unless it’s presented to him in cryptic, Spenserian verse. 

[asknedstark]

what do you have to say about ser davos becoming dadvos and taking in all these kids like you once did? so far he's got shireen, jon, gendry, lyanna mormont, and i'm pretty sure your daughters are next.

I’m just so very glad there’s someone alive who is taking care and looking after my kids when I can’t. It pains me to see all these cinnamon rolls rolling around and getting crisped up by life. Good for Dadvos for taking them under his wing. I approve. 

[asknedstark]

Why did you name Jon, Jon?

[asknedstark]

i need the tea on who gets to be the first to smash rhaegar's face in the afterlife. First wife? Second wife? Any of the in-laws? Bobby B?

Robert, when he saw Rhaegar:

I think I saw Elia got a hit in.

[asknedstark]

i would love to adopt arya she is adorable and scary, may i?

You can try…but Arya is part of the wolf pack, I don’t see her complying with unsanctioned adoption.