In which everyone seems to have caught Hashirama's airborne excitement pathogen.
> Now that his tale is told Hashirama should probably brush up on the current events. "Okay, now what's going on? I wasn't paying attention."
> I like the second page's layout. This is irrelevant.
> Dramatic Pause No Jutsu.
> More praise to St. Itachi.
> "Not all Uchiha were insufferable pricks, a couple of them were really amazing human beings."
> I spent two pages judging Uchiha hairstyles...
> Oh all the hokages are second guessing themselves, that's what's going on.
> Everyone is disappointed in themselves. I tack a smartass jab at Sarutobi onto the end of a sad Minato face. Like an asshole~
> "Oro-sama are you sulking?" "Maybe :3" I exist on sheer will and attention.
> Unexpectedly barraged with ITACHI FEELS.
> In all of the multiple surprised shots Jugo is always indifferent. We love you Jugo, darling.
> I missed my own smirk so badly.
> "Let's go to the battlefield! Orochimaru, what say you?!" "....FUCK IT LETS GO!"
> Suigetsu is so self-aware it is actually rather admirable, that adorable little puddle of cowardice.
> "Now's my chance!" FALCON- KICK!
> Sidenote: more people need to be struck directly in the face more often
> THE NONCHALANCE OF THIS ENTIRE SITUATION SLAYS ME
> "Oh another of my good experiments." Hear that Karin. You were a good one~
> Karin's speech bubble should just have read " *Word Vomit* "
> "I see Sassy-chan still renders an otherwise brilliant young woman useless"
> "Sasuke stabbed me Oro-sama!!" "OMG gurl no way, me too." [brb dying of laughter]
> Karin just ugh. Have some dignity.
> That awkward moment when the dead mentor you murdered is the only one to be suspicious of you & ask questions.
> ...Heh. I'm taller than Sarutobi Sensei.
> Kabuto your only father figure is disappointed in you. Fix this.
> " *Different Path* " What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm such a cryptic asshole.
> Is sensei just really short? Little old man~
> Hashirama used Bulk Up. The Hokage are getting pumped.
> Godammit Minato can you just not be so fucking adorable please? What are you bringing him exactly? Please let it be a cupcake.
It'll be a week between chapters. That gives us more time to speculate to what degree Naruto's head is going to explode when 4 dead kage (one his FATHER), Orochimaru and fucking SASUKE show up in front of him like "Hey what's up, we brought everybody Starbucks"
[[mun sidenote: This is EXACTLY how this fanfiction I wrote a few weeks ago started. One in which sannin died & there were feels everywhere.]]
