Ask Oswald and Edward

Welcome to the blog of Mayor Oswald Cobblepot-Nygma and I. Mayor Cobblepot-Nygma would love to reach out to the online community and give you all a chance to get to know him. I am also happy to be here for emotional support. Feel free to ask us anything!...Though things can get a bit "NSFW..." Riddles are also welcome! ~Edward Nygma-Cobblepot ((18+ only, please))

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What were Oswald and Ed doing during the lockdown? Also, I hope you're safe in these difficult times!

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How is little Esther doing?

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Hello boys. I’ve missed you. I hope the family is doing well. It’s my birthday again, like I’ve done for the last five years, I’d like you ask you guys to wish me a happy birthday. Chubby Oswald is wearing a birthday cake suit, holding balloons, while Edward is looking at him and blushing at how adorable his husband is. Thank you guys so much for this. I look forward to it every year!

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Yay! Fourth year in a row for my birthday ask! BTW, hello boys! It's been a long time. I've missed you guys so much! So.... This year can Edward kiss Papa Bird's belly with green lipstick, while Oswald is holding a birthday cake, and wearing a purple, sparkly, top hat, and singing Happy Birthday?

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Oswald and wearing tight shirts that show off their chest muscles.

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What's the most embarrassing thing you guys have ever done?

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you favorite mobile game?

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Wait, were Oswald's parents married?

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Oswald having a foot massage in the bathtub.

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We haven’t seen the kitties in a way, how are they doing?

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How are the boys? Do they still visit?

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Kid!Oswald having a talk with his mother in her first language.

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Oswald’s clothes won’t button properly because of his chub and he needs bigger sizes, but Ed can’t help but giggle at his husband trying to squeeze into the too-small clothes.

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Oswald’s feeling a bit sore and needs help in the bathtub, and Ed’s just blushing over his husband’s beautiful body.

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Would Naga!Oswald have a purple rattlesnake tail? Purple snakes aren’t very common.

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Has Esther had her first haircut yet?

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How much of a mess did Esther make with that cake?