Carmilla Carmine, Overlord and CEO of Carmine Industries

Online home of Carmilla Carmine, Overlord and CEO of Carmine Industries. Please direct all inquiries to the askbox. ((Carmilla of the Lutualverse))

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Attention

Greetings, Sinners.

I am Carmilla Carmine, Overlord and CEO of Carmine Industries. As Hell continues to navigate the uncertain times left in the wake of the defeated Extermination, I wish to assure all of you that Carmine Industries remains committed to quality assurance in all our products. We have more than enough angelic steel in our reserves to continue producing top-of-the-line weapons. More than that, we are working with cooperative members of the Ars Goetia to produce better, deadlier weapons for the inevitable return of the angelic scourge. In the meantime, I advise caution in the months to come as we await Heaven's next move.

In the meantime, the change in the Pride Ring's priorities means more transparency from the Overlords. I have set up this account as a result. A unified front against Heaven's future incursions is our only hope to continue with business as usual. However, do not waste my time with frivolous concerns. I have a business to run and loved ones to watch over.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Mael appears behind Carmilla, and before she can react, he slaps her ass and says

"How I missed that ass!"

And before she could do anything, he teleports using his device.

Carmilla watches everything happen from the other side of the room, then nods and turns to Clara.

Remind me to send Vox a gift basket. He was right; having a dummy decoy for these situations is vital.

[thebigbuttlover]

The moment she says this, Mael appears behind her and slaps her ass and says

"nothing beats the original"

And teleports again

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Carmilla blinks from her chair, seated at her desk as usual, and sighs. She makes a motion towards Odette.

I'll also include a note that adding voice modulation was a good idea.

Bizarre that someone with the ability to teleport somehow lacks peripheral vision. Then again, I suppose the nature of Hell is that you never truly get what you want. Only what will torment you even further.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Mael appears behind Carmilla, and before she can react, he slaps her ass and says

"How I missed that ass!"

And before she could do anything, he teleports using his device.

Carmilla watches everything happen from the other side of the room, then nods and turns to Clara.

Remind me to send Vox a gift basket. He was right; having a dummy decoy for these situations is vital.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Uhhh where are you? It's been 2 months since you said anything

I've been working.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Good news! We got Bobby out with wrecking any of the machinery. Unfortunately, most of his bones are broken.

In uh… other news, the engineers were able to find a way to recycle that excess metal that we kept having to scrap due to the chemical processing! So, less wasted material, more product, right?

... ensure Bobby is given proper medical attention and add to his file that he is to be put under strict supervision whenever away from his desk. Or chain him to it; I don't rightly care.

Thank you for the update on the material processing.

... also, when did I hire you?

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Hola (with rizz) -😈

... can I help you in a way that won't end with your death?

[joyer-is-joy]

…

Wanna join a harem? -😈

[askoverlordcarmilla]

I have zero interest in fucking Vox or any of his partners... well... I would make an exception for one...

And I have little interest in the seraphim or her little angels- frankly, I feel they would be more interested in a fight than inviting me into their bed. Truth be told, I might be interested in that.

The only other relationship I could imagine you referencing would be Avalito's- and, no, I would not be interested in doing such.

...

You were referring to one of those relationships, were you not?

[joyer-is-joy]

Actually, I was referring to my own. Want in? -😈

🌹

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Did you really think it would be that easy? Where is your sense of romance? Your passion? Not even an attempt at flattery, just straight into an invitation where you set me as one of many? Honestly, as much as I find the sheer audacity impressive, the lack of foresight disappoints me. Do better.

[blackhairedmadonna]

Hanging around with @askoverlordcarmilla daughters ♡

[Artwork not mine!]

Link to artwork :

[askoverlordcarmilla]

... when did this start?

[blackhairedmadonna]

Not to throw Clara and Odette under the train but it's been going on for a couple of years now.. why else do you think the Vees aren't interested in those meetings, we know all the gossip and shit already.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Yes, that was the entire point of them befriending you. Your presence at the meetings is counterproductive but it's good form to keep the Vees involved in some way. Clara and Odette were willing to help.

However, I didn't think you'd be foolish enough to broadcast your close relationship. My daughters can handle themselves but you are squishy. Do you even carry a gun? A knife? ... a pen?

[blackhairedmadonna]

"Of course I carry around a pen..." checks pocket "Fuck... well I'm sure Vox does... and Valentino has his moneyshot gun.. and I've got a couple of knives and daggers stashed away back from my killinf spree days. Anyways.. why would I need all that shot on me when the Vees towers are the safest places to be with all the premium security shit Vox installs."

[askoverlordcarmilla]

And here I thought you were often invited to parties and spent time traversing the Pride ring to indulge in all it has to offer. Perhaps Clara should bring you out of your shell some more; hiding in your tower and relying on others to protect you is no way for an Overlord to flaunt their power. For one so obsessed with aesthetics, I would think you'd be more enthralled with presentation.

Hmmm. You're too small for a gun. Presuming you have some deftness in those fingers of yours, I would recommend disguised hairpins. Tipped with poison or a built in electric shock- the latter of which should be simple enough for Vox to design. If my daughters are to emotionally invest in you, you'd better take more stringent measures of self defense.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Good morning Miss Carmilla, I hope you are well.

I know this might be a little sudden, but I was thinking, I have an interesting project in mind, and I was wondering if you wanted to join it.

What is this project? Well, take a look for yourself

For now, this is just on paper, but I have big plans for this little beauty, and maybe you can help me?

Money is not a problem, I just need manpower and resources, and I guarantee, you will also have a beauty like this for yourself.

It certainly has more maneuverability than a traditional tank with tracks. However, the belly of the machine would be exceptionally vulnerable to attacks, as well as the joints. The armaments could be significantly improved as well; a single 120mm gun will not make it deadly enough to cover those significant weaknesses and the lack of stability will stress the joints further. Swapping to smaller arms and putting more of them along the sides would perhaps be a better option. What are your thoughts?

[askoverlordcarmilla]

I want to make you cum

Welcome to Hell, where what you want doesn't matter and wanting it at all is good enough reason to deny you. More to the point, I don't think you could, so be a good little fool and find a strip club like any other Lust filled Sinner. I would kill you but letting you continue knowing you can't have that which you desire seems a more fitting punishment.

[blackhairedmadonna]

Hanging around with @askoverlordcarmilla daughters ♡

[Artwork not mine!]

Link to artwork :

[askoverlordcarmilla]

... when did this start?

[blackhairedmadonna]

Not to throw Clara and Odette under the train but it's been going on for a couple of years now.. why else do you think the Vees aren't interested in those meetings, we know all the gossip and shit already.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Yes, that was the entire point of them befriending you. Your presence at the meetings is counterproductive but it's good form to keep the Vees involved in some way. Clara and Odette were willing to help.

However, I didn't think you'd be foolish enough to broadcast your close relationship. My daughters can handle themselves but you are squishy. Do you even carry a gun? A knife? ... a pen?

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Someone let a stray hell-raccoon in and it drank half the coffee jug in the break room. Don’t ask why we have that. It’s now on a rampage throughout the warehouse! We can’t catch it!

*A crashing shelf is heard in the background*

Wait, oh no, it’s headed right for meeAAAAAUUFHFJIGJHJJHH-

*Clawing and screaming can be heard before the line goes dead*

Do I seriously not have a single rural born hellion on shift right now? Or is everyone too sober to shoot straight? It's a sad day in Hell when a raccoon, of all things, can disrupt operations so easily. At this point, I'm going to offer the raccoon a job as line motivator or end the day with a new hat.

[blackhairedmadonna]

Hanging around with @askoverlordcarmilla daughters ♡

[Artwork not mine!]

Link to artwork :

[askoverlordcarmilla]

... when did this start?

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Hello?

Hello. Can I help you?

[askoverlordcarmilla]

"Howdy Carmella.

how are you holding up?"

-T

"Rather well. I've recently returned from a prolonged trip to see to a personal matter. I look forward to getting back to work."

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Please send help! Bobby got stuck in the machinery again!

And this is precisely why he's supposed to stay in accounting!

[askoverlordcarmilla]

Mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry

You're so hottttt😫

I supposed I shouldn't be surprised I missed such riveting observations but I had expected to find something with a bit more substance.

[askoverlordcarmilla]

You're so hot and sexyyyyyy! 😫

I'm aware.