Star Wars Brainrot

Side blog for Star Wars fan content

[vielens]

Oil on canvas study

[darth-hedone]

Annual armor redesign

[darth-hedone]

My most random Obi-Wan Kenobi headcannon is that he’s attracted to mon calamari women because people’s ideas of what is and isn’t attractive is so linked to what kinds of people we are exposed to at various developmental phases like since he grew up with Bant in his crèche clan theoretically he would have a largely positive association mon Cala and probably find their appearance comforting and farmiliar probably he would also be able to differentiate their facial features and expressions better than a person who hasn’t been raised alongside one. This would be hilarious in universe because it’s absolutely not the norm for most humans in Star Wars and I think the average core world civilian would consider it extremely weird If obi wan was seen hitting on a fish lady

[its-not-a-pen]

Maul is essentially that “unusually repulsive cat startled by gesture of affection” cat art

mr witwer? is that you?

[its-not-a-pen]

oh god. i googled it. im screaming. everyone go tf home we lost. this is the ONLY piece of maul art and its not even maul art.

[its-not-a-pen]

@vaders-georg CODY COME LOOKAT THIS AHDHDVDVDBSV

[vaders-georg]

THEYRE THE SAME

[better-call-maul]

Corporate wants you to find the differences between these two pictures

[statictay]

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

It's called networking babe

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

[mybelovedspaceblorbos]

Thanks for coming to my ted talk💖

[barissoffee]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2026

[orugadraws]

I couldn't resist. (He loved it but will never admit it)

[monthisobsessed]

SOOO I made something

[sixleggedboar]

Brothers.

[vaders-georg]

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

[vaders-georg]

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

[vaders-georg]

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

[vaders-georg]

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

[unabashed-unbothered-deactivate]

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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her

🤖 thedroidteer-andthegarbagecompactor Follow

Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?

(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)

🪐chirodactylmanisagatewaydrug Follow

#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op

The icon is because of this post

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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???

(based on this post)

[vaders-georg]

[thegeekylady52]

you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue

(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)

[vaders-georg]

head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too

[vaders-georg]

how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda

[vaders-georg]

happy 100k to this post. this awful awful post

[darth-hedone]

Darth maul tv show is actually good ?? I saw one episode and I’m hooked he’s out and about with his half night brother half Mando gang doing crime lord stuff and he talks like a Shakespeare villain like he’s giving drama department and he has a Mando lady second in command who I’m already in love with and there’s all these other characters and most of them are aliens except for the detective whomst could not look more like a detective if they tried I saw this characters mustache and outfit and whole fucking deal and I said out loud to myself “he’s the detective”

[artsekey]

I was telling my friends that for years I couldn’t take Star Wars seriously because “Darth Vader looked so stupid under the helmet”, and they were confused so they asked me what I thought he looked like. I proceeded to describe a purple, alien-skinned thing with horns all over its bald scalp. They informed me that was not, in fact, what Darth Vader looked like, and so I did a deep dive.

This lead me to realize that I conflated the face of Darth Vader with the face of a toy featured prominently in commercials around the time when I was a kid, so allow me to introduce you to what I thought Darth Vader looked like for 25+ years of my life:

Darth Boo-Bah.

[artsekey]

I want you all to know that I went to post this on the Star Wars Reddit and they fucking hated it. That’s why I stay here, where people know what’s absolutely fucking hilarious.

[syn0vial]

my oldest boba fett headcanon, from before i even knew what a headcanon was, is that this man, who regularly whiled away the hours on kamino as a boy reading novels and who has a job that often requires him to do nothing more than stand around looking menacing for hours on end, definitely has an e-reader app installed on his helmet

[redbean-nom]

boba missed luke like four times on the sail barge and then fell in the sarlacc because he accidentally clicked his 23 open tabs of space-ao3 instead of his combat display

[bairnsidhe]

You cannot leave this gold in the tags!

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

[zagreus]

[bananarchy4ever]

Went to an antique market while visiting partner's family in South India. Who do I see amongst the gods? Jar Jar Binks.

[gradient-of-aster]

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

OBI-WAN KENOBI from Star Wars

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onNov 18, 2023

[doyouknowthischaracter]

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

[inthefallofasparrow]