Ask Pattadol

Blog of Vari Pattadol, prefect of the 87th Squadron of the Canaries! AMA! | multifandom enjoyer | CRIMINALS DNI!!!!! | ask me about fairies! blog run by SuMontienne lots of images used from Hourly Canaries DISCLAIMER: Pattadol may say some things that are not morally or politically correct. This is for the purpose of satire, and the blog runner does not agree with this character's point of view. all askers are encouraged to ragebait pattadol

[askpattydol]

Greetings, all humans and short-lived races! My name is Vari Pattadol, and this is my Tumbler.com blog! I am 82 years old and am the prefect of the 87th Canary Squadron! So nice to meet you! :^) (THAT IS A CUTE FUNNY FACE DO NOT SAY THAT IS MY NOSE DONT TALK ABOUT MY NOSE) My likes:

💮 Fairies and homunculi! 💮 Flowers, gardening, and botany! (I do not agree with Gnome politics, I am just a fan of Gnome culture.) 💮 Cats and kitties! :^3 (AGAIN NOT MY NOSE DO NOT DISCUSS MY NOSE.)

💮 Sailor Moon and Little Witch Academia! (Lotte is my fav :^D (AGAIN: THAT IS JUST MY FAVORITE EMOTICON AND NOT REPRESENATIVE OF MY NOSE. PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS OR MAKE FUN OF MY NORMAL NOSE.) (SUCY FANS DNI.))

Dislikes >:^(:

💢Any and all illegal activities!

💢Politics! Please DO NOT quote Marx on my blog, and also! I AND MY FAMILY ARE NOT BOUGEOURSIE. I simply DO NOT want to talk about politics! (LYCION IF YOU ARE READING THIS DO NOT TALK ABOUT COMMUNISM.)

💢Dungeoneering

💢Chainsaw Man. (Even though Asa is my comfort character, DO NOT DISCUSS THE COMICS WITH ME BECAUSE THE ART SCARES ME. CHAINSAW MAN FANS WHO ARE NOT ASA STANS DNI.)

My blog is now Open! Ask me anything~! :^D (AGAIN AND FOR THE LAST TIME DO NOT THINK THIS EMOTICON IS REPRESENTATIVE OF MY NOSE WHICH IS PERFECTLY NORMAL SIZE)

[fleshmesh]

Washed him

He’s so cute. Just a baby

[askpattydol]

Ah! Th-That's the mad mage!!! QUICK! GET AWAY FROM HIM! HE'LL TURN YOU INTO GOO!!!!

[ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord]

hahahahHAHAHAHA GET GOOPED!!!

[askpattydol]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fleshmesh]

Washed him

He’s so cute. Just a baby

[askpattydol]

Ah! Th-That's the mad mage!!! QUICK! GET AWAY FROM HIM! HE'LL TURN YOU INTO GOO!!!!

[askpattydol]

What will you do if I am a Sucy Fan?

In fact what if I'm a Sucy x Lotte fan?

But this is just a what if

Im not really 😂😅

You better not be! That is an abusive ship! Poor Lotte.

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[askpattydol]

Who is this Frizzle, then? One of your JOONGA PUFFING JUNKIE FRIENDS? Despicable, wasting my time with this!

[flekisquestionplace]

you kno, frizzle. this thing. ^ {She says, showing the other elf a little picture of the insane little jester. The photo looks as though it was taken by a gamified photo booth the likes found in Harajuku Japan. How did she get this? Apparently she bought an emulator of some sort some how.... This woman's ability to find niche merchants needs to be studied.} i'm a dad now. lol. marcille told me it takes a real woman to be a father.

[askpattydol]

Ah! That's the daemon that has haunted my Tumbler.com!

You finally felled that creature?

[flekisquestionplace]

uhhhh felled? no? i just set up a standard laundry basket trap. he's still alive. gave him chicken nuggets, and a coloring book full of chickens for enrichment.

see?? ^ cute right?

hail me, the most skilled canary.

[askpattydol]

So the daemon still lives? You didn't even do anything! AND I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO D.N.I.!

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[askpattydol]

Who is this Frizzle, then? One of your JOONGA PUFFING JUNKIE FRIENDS? Despicable, wasting my time with this!

[flekisquestionplace]

you kno, frizzle. this thing. ^ {She says, showing the other elf a little picture of the insane little jester. The photo looks as though it was taken by a gamified photo booth the likes found in Harajuku Japan. How did she get this? Apparently she bought an emulator of some sort some how.... This woman's ability to find niche merchants needs to be studied.} i'm a dad now. lol. marcille told me it takes a real woman to be a father.

[askpattydol]

Ah! That's the daemon that has haunted my Tumbler.com!

You finally felled that creature?

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[askpattydol]

Who is this Frizzle, then? One of your JOONGA PUFFING JUNKIE FRIENDS? Despicable, wasting my time with this!

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[askpattydol]

patty what's your favourite snack

Thank you for the Ask! I quite like halibut roe spread on sourdough toast. It's so yummy!

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[flekisquestionplace]

i prefer to be called a that over a this personally. And that c word is weak sauce. Preferred insults are like preferred pronouns. you need to respect them. 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ an oh, the realms of debauchery me and other marcile delved into back in the cell.

[askpattydol]

Hm? What ever could you be prattling on about now, ne'er-do-well? What of this so-called preferred pronunciation? What is it that I am pronouncing? Could it be that your criminal mind has deteriorated the humors of your flesh so much that you cannot even enunciate your words any longer?

And furthermore! I will not have you fabricating debased rumors about my dear friend Marcille. My, what unbecoming behavior for a Canary. Truly a disgrace to the 87th!

I have heard tell of the enigmatic figure they call "Yrui" or "Yuri" throughout the digital halls of Tumbler.com. Could that sorcerer could be involved in your plot to sabotage Miss Marcille's good standing? HMMM?

[flekisquestionplace]

sit and behold, your mind shall be blown. marcy is the yuri sorcerer and the halls of tumblr worship her, as they should. {She finishes her mantra, taking a long drag of a crayola crayon, the same color as marcille's dress. this is a holy ritual} and i, am the high priestess. so watch your tone.

[askpattydol]

LIES! Marcille may be a necromancer, but she would not associate with YOU! She did what she did out of love for her good friend, Falin!

[flekisquestionplace]

are you calling me unlovable!? mean, meanie poopy pants! i'd put you in baby jail with the twerp if i had enough chicken nuggets for the both of you!

[askpattydol]

I am NOT a poopy pants!!!! That's gross!!!!!! I have won the argument and you are CANCELLED! DNI!!!!!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[flekisquestionplace]

i prefer to be called a that over a this personally. And that c word is weak sauce. Preferred insults are like preferred pronouns. you need to respect them. 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ an oh, the realms of debauchery me and other marcile delved into back in the cell.

[askpattydol]

Hm? What ever could you be prattling on about now, ne'er-do-well? What of this so-called preferred pronunciation? What is it that I am pronouncing? Could it be that your criminal mind has deteriorated the humors of your flesh so much that you cannot even enunciate your words any longer?

And furthermore! I will not have you fabricating debased rumors about my dear friend Marcille. My, what unbecoming behavior for a Canary. Truly a disgrace to the 87th!

I have heard tell of the enigmatic figure they call "Yrui" or "Yuri" throughout the digital halls of Tumbler.com. Could that sorcerer could be involved in your plot to sabotage Miss Marcille's good standing? HMMM?

[flekisquestionplace]

sit and behold, your mind shall be blown. marcy is the yuri sorcerer and the halls of tumblr worship her, as they should. {She finishes her mantra, taking a long drag of a crayola crayon, the same color as marcille's dress. this is a holy ritual} and i, am the high priestess. so watch your tone.

[askpattydol]

LIES! Marcille may be a necromancer, but she would not associate with YOU! She did what she did out of love for her good friend, Falin!

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[flekisquestionplace]

i prefer to be called a that over a this personally. And that c word is weak sauce. Preferred insults are like preferred pronouns. you need to respect them. 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ an oh, the realms of debauchery me and other marcile delved into back in the cell.

[askpattydol]

Hm? What ever could you be prattling on about now, ne'er-do-well? What of this so-called preferred pronunciation? What is it that I am pronouncing? Could it be that your criminal mind has deteriorated the humors of your flesh so much that you cannot even enunciate your words any longer?

And furthermore! I will not have you fabricating debased rumors about my dear friend Marcille. My, what unbecoming behavior for a Canary. Truly a disgrace to the 87th!

I have heard tell of the enigmatic figure they call "Yrui" or "Yuri" throughout the digital halls of Tumbler.com. Could that sorcerer could be involved in your plot to sabotage Miss Marcille's good standing? HMMM?

[flekisquestionplace]

sit and behold, your mind shall be blown. marcy is the yuri sorcerer and the halls of tumblr worship her, as they should. {She finishes her mantra, taking a long drag of a crayola crayon, the same color as marcille's dress. this is a holy ritual} and i, am the high priestess. so watch your tone.

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[flekisquestionplace]

i prefer to be called a that over a this personally. And that c word is weak sauce. Preferred insults are like preferred pronouns. you need to respect them. 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ an oh, the realms of debauchery me and other marcile delved into back in the cell.

[askpattydol]

Hm? What ever could you be prattling on about now, ne'er-do-well? What of this so-called preferred pronunciation? What is it that I am pronouncing? Could it be that your criminal mind has deteriorated the humors of your flesh so much that you cannot even enunciate your words any longer?

And furthermore! I will not have you fabricating debased rumors about my dear friend Marcille. My, what unbecoming behavior for a Canary. Truly a disgrace to the 87th!

I have heard tell of the enigmatic figure they call "Yrui" or "Yuri" throughout the digital halls of Tumbler.com. Could that sorcerer could be involved in your plot to sabotage Miss Marcille's good standing? HMMM?

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[askpattydol]

dni stands for Deez Nuts Inyourmouth. and its not illegal if mithrun doesnt see~

Now, a situation like this would normally, in the prefect's handbook, call for calm. But, seeing as this is the Internet of Things, and as Misyl and Erique have dutifully informed me, I wholeheartedly believe that a more drastic measure is in order.

So everyone on Tumbler.com! Please forgive me for this momentary trespass. And know, from the bottom of my heart, that this post is SOLELY directed towards Fleki, who has bypassed my DNI spell and infiltrated my Ask Box once again.

So Fleki! I say unto you:

kys

- Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron