yup.

this will shorten my sentence right?? community service??

[flekisquestionplace]

Fleki 's dope ask blog INTRODUCTION POST???

Uhhhh.

Yeah so. People have these and I'm trying to kiss ass to shorten my sentence. Ask whatever. You can have a brownie if you want. This is ligit community service right? Classy?

Ooc beyond here;

Mod is an adult. Racist and hateful shit gets ignored and flushed down the drain.

Hcs are cool.

I personally like her with Lycion, but I'm open to ships.

Obviously there will be drug jokes. It is a Fleki account.

Side blog, so asks and stuff will be anon and signed.

I will ignore things that creepy me out just so we are clear.

I might reference Homestuck. She gives me Homestuck reader vibes.

Someone make a Lycion please. Them. Just them.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[flekisquestionplace]

{She wonders if it is smokable, or an edible situation.}

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

oh hey, tall funky guy is here. hey tall funky guy. {She waves with her falconry glove, now covered in various colorful stickers. Where did she get those??}

@flekisquestionplace

Hello! Wait… what are those things on your glove?

[flekisquestionplace]

stickers. want some? they are about 3% more powerful than traditional runes.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

Stickers..? Are they some kind of new monster? I’m assuming they stick to whatever they come into contact with based of the name…

[flekisquestionplace]

maybe?

edible yep. must be monsters. this one tastes like bloo.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

Hmmm… that means we can cook it!

[flekisquestionplace]

noooo it will ruin the colors! they will turn all burnt dingy and sad. {She gawks at him as if he had had just put a cute plush in a hydraulic press. Ruining rainbows.... a punishable offense if she ever knew one.}

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

So… they’re best served cold?

[flekisquestionplace]

sticker sushi. yes. {She scurries off then, stumbling as she goes due to the rainbow summoning shrooms.} have to tell cap'n mith. add it to the menu.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

oh hey, tall funky guy is here. hey tall funky guy. {She waves with her falconry glove, now covered in various colorful stickers. Where did she get those??}

@flekisquestionplace

Hello! Wait… what are those things on your glove?

[flekisquestionplace]

stickers. want some? they are about 3% more powerful than traditional runes.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

Stickers..? Are they some kind of new monster? I’m assuming they stick to whatever they come into contact with based of the name…

[flekisquestionplace]

maybe?

edible yep. must be monsters. this one tastes like bloo.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

Hmmm… that means we can cook it!

[flekisquestionplace]

noooo it will ruin the colors! they will turn all burnt dingy and sad. {She gawks at him as if he had had just put a cute plush in a hydraulic press. Ruining rainbows.... a punishable offense if she ever knew one.}

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

oh hey, tall funky guy is here. hey tall funky guy. {She waves with her falconry glove, now covered in various colorful stickers. Where did she get those??}

@flekisquestionplace

Hello! Wait… what are those things on your glove?

[flekisquestionplace]

stickers. want some? they are about 3% more powerful than traditional runes.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

Stickers..? Are they some kind of new monster? I’m assuming they stick to whatever they come into contact with based of the name…

[flekisquestionplace]

maybe?

edible yep. must be monsters. this one tastes like bloo.

[local-laios-of-the-dungeon]

oh hey, tall funky guy is here. hey tall funky guy. {She waves with her falconry glove, now covered in various colorful stickers. Where did she get those??}

@flekisquestionplace

Hello! Wait… what are those things on your glove?

[flekisquestionplace]

stickers. want some? they are about 3% more powerful than traditional runes.

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[askpattydol]

Who is this Frizzle, then? One of your JOONGA PUFFING JUNKIE FRIENDS? Despicable, wasting my time with this!

[flekisquestionplace]

you kno, frizzle. this thing. ^ {She says, showing the other elf a little picture of the insane little jester. The photo looks as though it was taken by a gamified photo booth the likes found in Harajuku Japan. How did she get this? Apparently she bought an emulator of some sort some how.... This woman's ability to find niche merchants needs to be studied.} i'm a dad now. lol. marcille told me it takes a real woman to be a father.

[askpattydol]

Ah! That's the daemon that has haunted my Tumbler.com!

You finally felled that creature?

[flekisquestionplace]

uhhhh felled? no? i just set up a standard laundry basket trap. he's still alive. gave him chicken nuggets, and a coloring book full of chickens for enrichment.

see?? ^ cute right?

hail me, the most skilled canary.

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[askpattydol]

Who is this Frizzle, then? One of your JOONGA PUFFING JUNKIE FRIENDS? Despicable, wasting my time with this!

[flekisquestionplace]

you kno, frizzle. this thing. ^ {She says, showing the other elf a little picture of the insane little jester. The photo looks as though it was taken by a gamified photo booth the likes found in Harajuku Japan. How did she get this? Apparently she bought an emulator of some sort some how.... This woman's ability to find niche merchants needs to be studied.} i'm a dad now. lol. marcille told me it takes a real woman to be a father.

[askpattydol]

yo, guess who neutralized the lunatic magicy guy all by herself. 🌺🌺🌺✨ have you seen mithrun??? i think i like, get to have my sentence ended cuz of this.

@flekisquestionplace

Hm? You felled the sorcerer Yuri?

[flekisquestionplace]

whhha? no! i don got frizzle, not marcy. why would i trap marcy in a laundry basket? you make no sense patricia!

[flekisquestionplace]

seriously, why do people still use fairies, that's so nasty. crows are better.

[flekisquestionplace]

Are you serious why are you eating cursed artifacts too

We don't even know what effects they might have on the body if consumed why would you do this

- @askhelki

ps if you need shrooms. you should come over.

bleeeeeh.

look, sometimes you will eat anything to try and forget what fairies are made of. can't believe people still use those...

what kind ???

[flekisquestionplace]

How does one get a familiar? I need one for my plan:^)

{Somehow she is too high to answer this question at this time. However, if she were not currently perceiving colors the likes mankind has never known her answer would involve chicken nuggets. This is very likely a similar process to Marcille making lil guys out of soup ingredients. Or maybe she just leaves snacks out for meat eating birds, and befriends them over time. Yeah, it is probably that one.}

[flekisquestionplace]

Team Fleki ;)

-- @askmarcille

felki thorevah

[flekisquestionplace]

Haha you’re gonna die!

— @ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord

NAAAAAAH!!! 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🍗🍗🍗 {She proceeds scoop the boy up by the pits. from there she puts Thistle in baby jail- a.... clump... of architecture (if you can even call it that) made of cardboard boxes and laundry baskets that have.... been alchemized together somehow... forming a substance stronger than steel. Inside there is a coloring book, a capri sun, some chips, an apple, some shrooms (though not the kind she likes, these are simply shrooms that have grown in here organically because it is damp due to her never drying her laundry. (Side note, it smells like gain scent boosters in here....) she does not give the good shroomies to lil guys. We love a queen with standards. ) and a lone bedazzled spork. The carpet in baby jail has a print of pinkie pie all over it, wearing various comical hats. All in all there's are worse jails to be sentenced to. It is (semi) magic proof unfortunately, but there is a dumbwaiter that supplies chicken nuggets every 3 hours. No sauce tho. There is a spell that completely disassembles baby jail back into it's pre alchemized components, but supposedly only other elf aside from Fleki knows the incantation seeing as it was written in Fleki gibberish. That said, it is possible to break free. Either through the incantation, or by persuading the strange woman, likely with bribes of weird objects or snacks.} hey, don't ruin my pony rug. i won that in a dumb bet. sorry the coloring book is just of various different kinds of chickens, and all the crayons are neon, but this is from my own personal collection, soooo....

[ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord]

The little elf was so flabbergasted at being scooped up under his armpits that he went all stiff and, fortunately for Fleki, did not start kicking until after he was already in the baby jail.

Had this not been the case, Fleki would have been kicked painfully and repeatedly in the face and stomach.

“What is this?! How are your runes even messier than mine?! Let me out or I’ll KILL YOU!!!” he shrieked, hammering the wall with his fists. He scratched and kicked and shrieked.

“Let me OUT!!! OR I’LL CRUSH YOU TO DEATH, YOU SWINE!”

He continued this meltdown for about an hour, before taking the capri sun and holding it over the carpet.

“If you don’t let me out in the next TEN MINUTES I am RUINING your STUPID RUG.”

[flekisquestionplace]

{She takes a long drag off of her crayon, and genuinely considers his offer. In an twist of serendipity, she is vaguely sober today, due to getting her shroom joints mixed up with crayons.} My runes are messy because I made them up while high, duh. Besides, before you start sqwuakin at me about making up runes, and how "oh, you can't just make up ruuuunes, runes mean something!" (you sound like my exe Marcille, sometimes I can still hear her voice) consider; all runes are made up by someone lil guy. It's about the intention, it's about the zoomies and girlbossing hard enough to make it happen. If enough people agree a scribble means something, then it means something. Even if I am the only one that agrees it means something, I am Kenough. {She takes another drag of sparkly pink wax, and pulls something out of her pocket. It is a crumpled piece of colorful stationary with something scribbled on it. Notes perhaps?? She proceed to squint at it, seemingly in disappointment- likely because she can't see as many colors when she is sober.} Eh, I can get more rugs. I think If I report back to Noodle Head that I managed to capture and neutralize the mad sorcerer by my self in a a day where as multiple teams of warriors failed to do so in a full serialization of a manga in however the fuck long we have been down here... what was I saying... Oha yeah! If I tell Mithrun i don got you i might be able to like, get my sentence rendered time served or somethin'. 🌺🌺✨✨🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🍗🍗 {She starts to ramble again, perhaps there were shrooms in the crayon after all, and you simply caught her in a lull of rainbow summons. Fleki proceeds to blink blearily at the teenaged tantrum ball trapped in laundry baskets, trying to think what to do. Thank god, sober Fleki was uncanny valley. Who knew she had such drive when she is off the sauce.} capri suns are cleaar??? go ahead, it wil just make my rug smell like cool sports rush or whatever the frik they think is a flavor these days. eat ya nuggets. {Fleki then digs in her pocket for dipping sauce, and hands him what looks like a couple standard achronistic fast food plastic mini tubs of sauce. However, when opened, one contains rainbow sprinkles and the other contains sparkling seltzer water flavored like slightly more bad water. Her time magic runes don't seem to be quite there yet. No one tell her that inventing new horrible (albeit seemingly harmless) types of magic will only extend her sentence.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[flekisquestionplace]

i prefer to be called a that over a this personally. And that c word is weak sauce. Preferred insults are like preferred pronouns. you need to respect them. 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ an oh, the realms of debauchery me and other marcile delved into back in the cell.

[askpattydol]

Hm? What ever could you be prattling on about now, ne'er-do-well? What of this so-called preferred pronunciation? What is it that I am pronouncing? Could it be that your criminal mind has deteriorated the humors of your flesh so much that you cannot even enunciate your words any longer?

And furthermore! I will not have you fabricating debased rumors about my dear friend Marcille. My, what unbecoming behavior for a Canary. Truly a disgrace to the 87th!

I have heard tell of the enigmatic figure they call "Yrui" or "Yuri" throughout the digital halls of Tumbler.com. Could that sorcerer could be involved in your plot to sabotage Miss Marcille's good standing? HMMM?

[flekisquestionplace]

sit and behold, your mind shall be blown. marcy is the yuri sorcerer and the halls of tumblr worship her, as they should. {She finishes her mantra, taking a long drag of a crayola crayon, the same color as marcille's dress. this is a holy ritual} and i, am the high priestess. so watch your tone.

[askpattydol]

LIES! Marcille may be a necromancer, but she would not associate with YOU! She did what she did out of love for her good friend, Falin!

[flekisquestionplace]

are you calling me unlovable!? mean, meanie poopy pants! i'd put you in baby jail with the twerp if i had enough chicken nuggets for the both of you!

[flekisquestionplace]

Haha you’re gonna die!

— @ask-thistle-the-dungeon-lord

NAAAAAAH!!! 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🍗🍗🍗 {She proceeds scoop the boy up by the pits. from there she puts Thistle in baby jail- a.... clump... of architecture (if you can even call it that) made of cardboard boxes and laundry baskets that have.... been alchemized together somehow... forming a substance stronger than steel. Inside there is a coloring book, a capri sun, some chips, an apple, some shrooms (though not the kind she likes, these are simply shrooms that have grown in here organically because it is damp due to her never drying her laundry. (Side note, it smells like gain scent boosters in here....) she does not give the good shroomies to lil guys. We love a queen with standards. ) and a lone bedazzled spork. The carpet in baby jail has a print of pinkie pie all over it, wearing various comical hats. All in all there's are worse jails to be sentenced to. It is (semi) magic proof unfortunately, but there is a dumbwaiter that supplies chicken nuggets every 3 hours. No sauce tho. There is a spell that completely disassembles baby jail back into it's pre alchemized components, but supposedly only other elf aside from Fleki knows the incantation seeing as it was written in Fleki gibberish. That said, it is possible to break free. Either through the incantation, or by persuading the strange woman, likely with bribes of weird objects or snacks.} hey, don't ruin my pony rug. i won that in a dumb bet. sorry the coloring book is just of various different kinds of chickens, and all the crayons are neon, but this is from my own personal collection, soooo....

[daltianclan-fan464]

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER MARCILLE.

-- @askmarcille

Hello First!!! Oh is it first? .... Hello First Marcille !!!!

[askmarcille]

HELLO NEW MARCILLE!

I'm glad that tampering with timelines yet again, worked! We needed another Marcille in this one ;)

[flekisquestionplace]

oh fuck.... I think I bought the wrong strain of shroomies... Welp. It'll be easier to bust out of jail next time with two of you.

[daltianclan-fan464]

what kind of shroomies??

[flekisquestionplace]

Well, obviously I don't know sis. Otherwise I wouldn't be surprised there are two of you. Want some?

[daltianclan-fan464]

.... Im a little scared about what kind of shroomies it is- so i'll have to say- no??

[flekisquestionplace]

No worries. Offers, never peer pressure. Hey, did the other one tell you about our felon yuri days? {She says as she continues to use the mystery shrooms. Who knows, maybe a third Marcille will pop out of the ether. Or a well adjusted Thistle, talk about a drug trip.}

[daltianclan-fan464]

felon yuri days?!

[flekisquestionplace]

Go on girlie @askmarcille no secrets, especially not from yourself.

[askpattydol]

HUH?!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEAVE MISS MARCILLE ALONE! BY THE QUEEN I BANISH YOU FROM TUMBLER.COM! BEGONE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT CORRUPT MY FRIEND WITH YOUR CRIMINAL INFLUENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flekisquestionplace]

cWImiNAL eenFLuense 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨

[askpattydol]

Gasp! How DARE you sully the image of those beautiful, lovely pink flowers in an effort to psychologically afflict me! I shall report this use of psychological warfare to Commander Flamela AT ONCE!

Signed, Vari Pattadol, Prefect, 87th Canary Squadron

[flekisquestionplace]

wait till you figure out what i do with the flowers i dont smoke them. they don't lite well, tired it before though.

the sparkles tho, that's the hard stuff. Don't touch them, I don't think youre old enough to use them yet. {Tucks the sparkles away in her tunic for safe keeping}

[askpattydol]

Ah? You're smuggling ILLICIT SUBSTANCES as well? What a disgrace!

See that, Miss Marcille? This rabid CUR is not worth associating with! Although you may tag along with a gang of ruffian adventurers, I would not like to see you delve even further into the realms of debauchery!

[flekisquestionplace]

i prefer to be called a that over a this personally. And that c word is weak sauce. Preferred insults are like preferred pronouns. you need to respect them. 🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ an oh, the realms of debauchery me and other marcile delved into back in the cell.

[askpattydol]

Hm? What ever could you be prattling on about now, ne'er-do-well? What of this so-called preferred pronunciation? What is it that I am pronouncing? Could it be that your criminal mind has deteriorated the humors of your flesh so much that you cannot even enunciate your words any longer?

And furthermore! I will not have you fabricating debased rumors about my dear friend Marcille. My, what unbecoming behavior for a Canary. Truly a disgrace to the 87th!

I have heard tell of the enigmatic figure they call "Yrui" or "Yuri" throughout the digital halls of Tumbler.com. Could that sorcerer could be involved in your plot to sabotage Miss Marcille's good standing? HMMM?

[flekisquestionplace]

sit and behold, your mind shall be blown. marcy is the yuri sorcerer and the halls of tumblr worship her, as they should. {She finishes her mantra, taking a long drag of a crayola crayon, the same color as marcille's dress. this is a holy ritual} and i, am the high priestess. so watch your tone.