Cheaters Never Win

Hello laddie. My name's Pan, Peter Pan. I'm the leader of the Lost Boys and of Neverland. Ask me a question won't you? And maybe I'll play your game and answer. (I am currently not accepting questions/submissions. See the "about the hiatus" link above for the reason. You may still contact me through the OOC page or fan mail.) This blog is a OUAT roleplaying blog for ask-enchanting-worlds.

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Take me on an adventure with you Pan

Sorry not really adventuring right now, trying to make sure my curse is enacted properly.

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It's like you and Malcom are totally different person. Weirdddd

I disagree. We are in fact the same, I am just younger now.

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I love you

I'm afraid I don’t return your sentiments Nonnie.

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Peter, why you gotta be so mean why us? We just wanna love you!

I apologize for being mean, I don't really intend to be.

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So. When you went from your old age, to your you herself now... Did you lose all your knowledge about things? As if you never learned anything. Or do you keep your memories?

No I still knew everything I knew as Malcom and I kept all of my memories as well.

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Santa is a fat guy in a red outfit. He has a beard and a hat. He says ho ho ho. Maybe you've seen him once a year flying over Neverland?? In his sleigh. Pulled by animals called reindeer. If you see him, it means it's Christmas. Just google him if you're more curious ;)

He seems like a very mad person, riding in a sleigh in the sky. He must have pixie dust and no I can't say I've seen him.

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Is it annoying when people ask you things you have no idea about, because you live in Neverland??

A bit, but I also find it intriguing to learn about the other worlds.

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What if the heart of the truest believer belonged to a girl? (Who is your age.)

I would have changed my tactics perhaps but I still would have found her.

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So when you lead your lost boys to play (whatever that means) why do they make weird noises? I guess they're excited? They just kinda scream and whoop....

They do what boys do when they are going to have fun. I don’t think there is really an explanation.

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If there was a child who would be your 'un-doing' or neverlands 'un-doing' what would you do?

How cute, turning Rumple’s prophecy against me instead. Well unlike him I do not have a dilemma, I would eliminate my undoing plain and simple.

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This isn't a question but, I dream about you every night...

That is slightly obsessive is it not Nonnie?

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Can I be yours forever?

Sorry nobody is "mine."

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Don't stop calling people nonnie! I think it's adorable. If they don't like it they're a pirate.

I certainly can't change what I call people but I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

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What do you like in girls? And if you say you never tought about it, start now 'cause I want a answer.

I've been out of the reach of girls for a very long time so you'll have to forgive me that I don’t know if I like anything in girls. And yes I really haven't thought about it because I'm not looking for a girl.

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Would you risk your life to save someone you care about?

Not sure if I would Nonnie seeing as there really isn't anyone I care about.

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how does it feel to be a ladies man? (meaning you're popular and all of us girls flock to you)

I haven’t been around a group of girls in a long time so I’ll have to deny your statement that they "flock to me."

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Oh. I'll find a way to dance with you ;) just wait. You'll see mwhahahaha

You are quite scary Nonnie.