Colonel Peter A. Walter I

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and otherwise. I am Peter Walter - scientist and engineer. [Current M!A: none] personal

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Well, then I'll be sure to have a word with him about you!

Oh dear, this is exciting!

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Perhaps. Though the fact that you just happened to appear at Walter Manor is astounding!

Oh, Goodness, if I weren't dead right now, I would study the living daylights out of you!

I- Uh. I hope that's not weird.

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My word, that is fascinating!

I mean, I wouldn't expect much less of a spatial anomaly such as The Jon, but- Honestly, I didn't know that a human being was capable of being safely transported through the Void!

You- You are human, aren't you?

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What exactly are you attempting to say to me...?

I-

I'm not sure I caught that correctly.

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I say, it's been a rather long time since I've last stopped by here, hasn't it?

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Oh. Um.

Alright, I promise.

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You're a crocheted doll. I can only imagine you having the strength of ten fleas.

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((ok so im seeing all the rp blogs i follow posting rules n stuff so yes im going to do that too except my rules are p chill so u know

1. dude i dont care if youre an oc man if youre cool ill rp with you and hey guess what YOURE ALL COOL

2. yo dude idgaf if youre a jerk to peter just dont be a jerk to the mun ok cool

3. if you ever send me magic anons please dont make them TOO silly??? i dont know i guess thats a matter of opinion but if you think its too silly then idk dont send it

4. i dunno crossovers are ok i guess but i probably wont do them much bc i live under a rock and dont really know a whole lot of fandoms sorry

5. i dont do smut but why would u wanna rp smut with a 149 year old dead guy wtf

6. ????????

7. profit

ok thats literally it i love you all have fun xoxo))

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It's... It's not happening.

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lava poured over ice

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Part of me wants to poke one of the bubbles with a stick or something. The rest of me recognizes how bad of an idea that would be.

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Yeah don’t try it

it’s MUCH safer if you use your finger.

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>Syracuse University Lava Project

>”I am one with the lava”

Let’s just appreciate these people

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How did they get that lava?!

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Nature truly is amazing is it not? 

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I'm not a very big fan of being touched at all, if I'm to be perfectly honest.

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That... Explains very little, actually.

Who exactly are "Dad" and "Papa"...?

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I'd rather not be carried around, actually, as I am well over five feet tall.

Unlike some dolls I know.

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Thadeus, my dear, if anyone is lame it's you.

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Yes, raggedy! Mr. Negrete totes you around everywhere, does he not? Surely you must be a horribly worn down little toy.

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Why, yes, you'll find that I am a tad bit on the corpse-y side.

You, on the other hand, are most certainly alive and a resident of the Walter Manor. And yet... I haven't the faintest idea who you are.

Please enlighten me.

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Hey! Who are you calli- I mean... Hello, young lady.