Ask Piltovers Hexplosive Expert

This is an indipendent Ask/RP blog for the league of legends Champian Ziggs. I will RP anything inside or outside of LoL. Current M!A: N/A. OC friendly.  NSFW  and smut is alowed.

[askthebandlecityscout]

Sorry for the Inactivity

Originally I was only going to take the month of December off and continue back up in January, BUT. When the new year came around I am not going to lie, I was lazy, and didn’t want to do any replies and relax. February came around and drama on here happened, and I didn’t want to go back on as it was happening. And this month it was resolved and everything seamed welcoming, but them be dog died in front of me, and I had to carry his 108 pound body out of the house. So it killed my mood to even get out of bed, and then just a few days ago, I found out that my great grand mother killed herself and I currently just game from a memorial gathering. So, until further notice, I’m going to take a bit longer before I get back to Rping. Sorry for the inconvenience 

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Rumble would come home after having a meeting with a piltover junkman who needed to offload his stuff. Rumble would make his way to the living area where he saw Ziggs, without a word Rumble would walk towards him and flop right into the dean's lap face first.

Ziggs cringed after feeling the others head flop into his lap. “OOPH!! Eh? Rumbs? Whats wrong bae?” He asked relaxing and petting the back of the others head. “Had a rough day?”

[the-runt-mechbuilder]

Rumble would nod some as he lightly purred from the petting. Rumble would turn his head a bit so he could speak “I hate going to Piltover and dealing with hagglers…they always think because they are bigger then me they can intimidate me into taking their junk for more money.”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

“Daw bae, I’ll go with us next time, I’m sure they ain’t gonna do jack shit when I’m wif ya.” Ziggs rubbed the back of the other head. “Hey, I’ll get ya yer favorite anime an ill watch it with ya!” He egged on.

[the-runt-mechbuilder]

Rumble would purr more as Ziggs contionued to rub his head some “I would love that Ziggs, though I didn’t think you liked Anime though.” Rumble would say as he scretched out a bit positioning himself better so he was comfy in Ziggs’ lap.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

"Weeeeeehhhhllllll I ain't a huge fan of it, and I know you've been trian ta get me ta watch this one show fer a while, so I might as well sit and watch it with ya just fer you." He said also shifting to let the other get comfortable.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

(bulletsinstxccxto) "Well if it isn't my favorite fluffy-explosive furball~!" Jinx squealed happily as she'd bounce on her tip-toes upon spotting Ziggs, her grin being as bright and destructive as the sun itself. "Hey, Ziiiiiiiiggy~ Still don't wanna blow up some parts of Piltover together?"

“Jinx the Minx Whaz up my sista! Ya know I love this city wif all my heart! And ya should know id never wanna destroy anythin… buuuuuut There is a buildin that needs some blowin.” Ziggs would cackle before pulling out some bombs and tossing some up to her. “Ready when you are ya krazy kassie!”

@bulletsinstxccxto

[bulletsinstxccxto]

Well, he was excited to see her if anything! Not that she minded though, as long as there’d be blowing up to do, she’d be there in a heartbeat! “Oh Ziggy-Wiggy, you sure know your way to a gal’s heart~!” she snickered as she’d catch the bombs tossed to her, juggling them for a while. “I am -always- ready for a bit of demolition, buddy~”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Ziggs eagerly climbed up onto Jinxes shoulders and pointed in the direction they need to go. "On word to tha tawl kwooked building over their! Leave nothin in our wake!" He cackled as he tossed a few bombs at some street lamps.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Rumble would come home after having a meeting with a piltover junkman who needed to offload his stuff. Rumble would make his way to the living area where he saw Ziggs, without a word Rumble would walk towards him and flop right into the dean's lap face first.

Ziggs cringed after feeling the others head flop into his lap. “OOPH!! Eh? Rumbs? Whats wrong bae?” He asked relaxing and petting the back of the others head. “Had a rough day?”

[the-runt-mechbuilder]

Rumble would nod some as he lightly purred from the petting. Rumble would turn his head a bit so he could speak “I hate going to Piltover and dealing with hagglers…they always think because they are bigger then me they can intimidate me into taking their junk for more money.”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

"Daw bae, I'll go with us next time, I'm sure they ain't gonna do jack shit when I'm wif ya." Ziggs rubbed the back of the other head. "Hey, I'll get ya yer favorite anime an ill watch it with ya!" He egged on.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

(bulletsinstxccxto) "Well if it isn't my favorite fluffy-explosive furball~!" Jinx squealed happily as she'd bounce on her tip-toes upon spotting Ziggs, her grin being as bright and destructive as the sun itself. "Hey, Ziiiiiiiiggy~ Still don't wanna blow up some parts of Piltover together?"

“Jinx the Minx Whaz up my sista! Ya know I love this city wif all my heart! And ya should know id never wanna destroy anythin... buuuuuut There is a buildin that needs some blowin.” Ziggs would cackle before pulling out some bombs and tossing some up to her. “Ready when you are ya krazy kassie!”

@bulletsinstxccxto

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Rumble would come home after having a meeting with a piltover junkman who needed to offload his stuff. Rumble would make his way to the living area where he saw Ziggs, without a word Rumble would walk towards him and flop right into the dean's lap face first.

Ziggs cringed after feeling the others head flop into his lap. “OOPH!! Eh? Rumbs? Whats wrong bae?” He asked relaxing and petting the back of the others head. “Had a rough day?”

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

(Askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) Ziggs was walking with a brown paper bag tword the emperor. He reached his hand down into the bag and grabbed a hand full of bread crumbs and shoved them into his mouth. "Sup emps. Want some?" He asked with his mouth full.

The Emperor perked one of his eyes, slowly lowering his head to the Yordle. “I do not take it lightly being forced to bend my neck this much… Why is a creature like you doing here?” Azir rose his head again.

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

Azir laughed. Ziggs arrogance proved to be rather entertaining at that point. “No son. You can’t simply take God’s words into your own kind. They do not favour such things.” The emperor laid back his head against his throne. “The garden is an oasis lost within the desert. Some say it is buried underneath a giant’s head and many believe it is a lost city. A place where the most sacred fruits grow with no fear of the moonlight but it is forbidden. Cursed.” He said.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

He stood there a bit defeated. "Shit." He said fast and under his breath. "My idea was taken." Dramatically Ziggs fell to his knees with his eyes closed he cryed to the heavens. "Why must my ideas be taken from me? Who will want my delicious homemade banana bread now?!" He opened his eyes and immediately closed them and rubbed his eyes from accidentally looking into the sun. "Gah! Shit."

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

(Askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) Ziggs was walking with a brown paper bag tword the emperor. He reached his hand down into the bag and grabbed a hand full of bread crumbs and shoved them into his mouth. "Sup emps. Want some?" He asked with his mouth full.

The Emperor perked one of his eyes, slowly lowering his head to the Yordle. “I do not take it lightly being forced to bend my neck this much… Why is a creature like you doing here?” Azir rose his head again.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

While his face was neutral and his mouth chewing the crumbs, Ziggs reached his hand down into the bag and pulled out another hand full of bread crumbs and threw it at the emperor. “Well I came ta ask if ya wanted ta receive some banana bread that ain’t in crumb form.”

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

Azir was never fond of Yordles but Ziggs had such a terrible attitude he wanted to punish him back so badly. “Your actions little one may get you killed some day. Do not dare to trash our pavement. I only eat fruits that can only be found in the heaven’s gardens. You better learn some manners or we will bury you alive.”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

He stood there still chewing the crumbs and lifted his goggles squinting at the brightness of the place. “Heavenly garden hua? What’re is this… Garden of heaven? Might want a grape or somethin.”

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

Azir sat down on his throne. Growing bored and tired of the yordle’s persistance. With a sigh he replied. “Wine and grapes.” He said in long words, giving in to the creature’s offer. “Why are you here anyways.”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

"I already told ya emps, I wanted ta see if ya wanted some banana bread or somethin else, but ya said." He hunched over and held his hands over his head as he hunched over. "I only eat the fruits that can be found inside Heavens Garden." He stood back to normal and grabbed another handful of breadcrumbs. "So I just came to the conclusion if I make a bakery called Heavens Garden would ya like ta have some?"

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

(Askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) Ziggs was walking with a brown paper bag tword the emperor. He reached his hand down into the bag and grabbed a hand full of bread crumbs and shoved them into his mouth. "Sup emps. Want some?" He asked with his mouth full.

The Emperor perked one of his eyes, slowly lowering his head to the Yordle. “I do not take it lightly being forced to bend my neck this much… Why is a creature like you doing here?” Azir rose his head again.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

While his face was neutral and his mouth chewing the crumbs, Ziggs reached his hand down into the bag and pulled out another hand full of bread crumbs and threw it at the emperor. “Well I came ta ask if ya wanted ta receive some banana bread that ain’t in crumb form.”

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

Azir was never fond of Yordles but Ziggs had such a terrible attitude he wanted to punish him back so badly. “Your actions little one may get you killed some day. Do not dare to trash our pavement. I only eat fruits that can only be found in the heaven’s gardens. You better learn some manners or we will bury you alive.”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

He stood there still chewing the crumbs and lifted his goggles squinting at the brightness of the place. "Heavenly garden hua? What're is this... Garden of heaven? Might want a grape or somethin."

[sandbirb-unactive-deactivated20]

(Askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) Ziggs was walking with a brown paper bag tword the emperor. He reached his hand down into the bag and grabbed a hand full of bread crumbs and shoved them into his mouth. "Sup emps. Want some?" He asked with his mouth full.

The Emperor perked one of his eyes, slowly lowering his head to the Yordle. “I do not take it lightly being forced to bend my neck this much… Why is a creature like you doing here?” Azir rose his head again.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

While his face was neutral and his mouth chewing the crumbs, Ziggs reached his hand down into the bag and pulled out another hand full of bread crumbs and threw it at the emperor. “Well I came ta ask if ya wanted ta receive some banana bread that ain’t in crumb form.”

[ekkocentric-blog]

(askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) "Well ain't cha just the cutest lill thing I've seen. Yea should be careful round these parts lill guy, don't want people takin ya an experimenting on ya now do we." Ziggs said leaning over and petting the little Mohawk on the animals head.

“I swear to god Ziggs, stop treating me like I’m some pet before I headbutt you.” He stared up at Ziggs, who towered over him. It pestered him to be looking up at the normally tiny Yordle. “Experiment on me? Why would anyone do that? Just let Viktor get his hands on me, I’ll show’im”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

“Hey calm down there ekkie just messin with ya.” He couched down and looked at the other. It was odd seeing a fellow champ turn into an animal. “So, I might have missed the memo, but did ya make a mistake with yer time pack?” He asked flicking it.

[ekkocentric-blog]

A snarl escaped his throat as he purged his frustration. “Not a mistake, Ziggs, just annoying little grey mages that seem to pop up every now and then..” He holds up a paw. “They really like to turn me into an Eevee.. whatever it is. And careful with that, aight?”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

“Well what Eva happened here with them grey faces, I think it’s cute, ya look even more adorable now than before!” Ziggs dropped to the ground and laid down with his feet kicking in the air behind him. With his hands under his chin he looked over the other. “Well, never seen this species befor in my life. But still ya gotta admit, it’s adorbs even if yer like, the only one in existence so far… Oh! Ya feel any instincts, and urges ta do somethin?”

[ekkocentric-blog]

“Even more… than before?” His fur puffed out and his ears leaned to their sides. Even more than before. He wondered what that exactly meant..

“I read about them from a book. Apparently very rare and from a distant land. Strange how greyfaces find these things.” He narrows his eyes. “Right now? The only ‘urge’ I have right now is to pounce on you.” His tail waved in the air.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Ziggs playfully turned his head to the right as his smile widened. "Well I mean before ya were an Eevee ya were pretty cute, specially with yer attitude toward things it 'twas absolutely adorbs." He flicked his wrist as he said the last word. "Also, ya wouldn't want ta hold back yer urges that just come natural to ya." Ziggs rolled into his back and stared at the other with his smile widening. He held out his hands and pet the others cheeks.

[ekkocentric-blog]

(askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) "Well ain't cha just the cutest lill thing I've seen. Yea should be careful round these parts lill guy, don't want people takin ya an experimenting on ya now do we." Ziggs said leaning over and petting the little Mohawk on the animals head.

“I swear to god Ziggs, stop treating me like I’m some pet before I headbutt you.” He stared up at Ziggs, who towered over him. It pestered him to be looking up at the normally tiny Yordle. “Experiment on me? Why would anyone do that? Just let Viktor get his hands on me, I’ll show’im”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

“Hey calm down there ekkie just messin with ya.” He couched down and looked at the other. It was odd seeing a fellow champ turn into an animal. “So, I might have missed the memo, but did ya make a mistake with yer time pack?” He asked flicking it.

[ekkocentric-blog]

A snarl escaped his throat as he purged his frustration. “Not a mistake, Ziggs, just annoying little grey mages that seem to pop up every now and then..” He holds up a paw. “They really like to turn me into an Eevee.. whatever it is. And careful with that, aight?”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

"Well what Eva happened here with them grey faces, I think it's cute, ya look even more adorable now than before!" Ziggs dropped to the ground and laid down with his feet kicking in the air behind him. With his hands under his chin he looked over the other. "Well, never seen this species befor in my life. But still ya gotta admit, it's adorbs even if yer like, the only one in existence so far... Oh! Ya feel any instincts, and urges ta do somethin?"

[ekkocentric-blog]

(askpiltovershexplosiveexpert) "Well ain't cha just the cutest lill thing I've seen. Yea should be careful round these parts lill guy, don't want people takin ya an experimenting on ya now do we." Ziggs said leaning over and petting the little Mohawk on the animals head.

“I swear to god Ziggs, stop treating me like I’m some pet before I headbutt you.” He stared up at Ziggs, who towered over him. It pestered him to be looking up at the normally tiny Yordle. “Experiment on me? Why would anyone do that? Just let Viktor get his hands on me, I’ll show’im”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

"Hey calm down there ekkie just messin with ya." He couched down and looked at the other. It was odd seeing a fellow champ turn into an animal. "So, I might have missed the memo, but did ya make a mistake with yer time pack?" He asked flicking it.

[coldiru]

Hellsing!Ziggs Commission for greenbaji

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

//I know what this is a reference too!

[septipliergrumps]

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Rumble would drowsily walk out of the mechbay and into the kitchen to fetch himself a cup of coffee, he would spot Ziggs at the table reading and wave some "Hey Ziggs, how's it goin?"

“Nufin muffin…” He said equally tired as he poured himself coffee. “What cha doin up dis early? Why ain’t ya goen ta bed?”

[the-runt-mechbuilder]

Rumble would look away a bit “It’s nothing big guy, just relax and don’t worry.” Rumble would continue to scratch behind Ziggs’ ear some “By the way, how’s the hearing aid workin, you do know I can make ya a better one that can hear ten times better then your normal one.” Rumble was hoping he could change the subject. “Also how many speeds do ya want on the treadmill?”

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

His mind melted when Rumble scratched his ear. His leg twitched. “Ooooh yeah baby… Right there… I don’t care that you think I’m fat… You got me in your hands…” He purred loving my when he was asked what speed he wanted, his ears twitched and he said smiling. “Normal walkin to holy shit I pissed off Baren so I gotta run like a bitch!” He purred.

[the-runt-mechbuilder]

Rumble would continue the scratching chuckling a bit “I’ll be sure to install a hextech engine in there for ya.” Rumble smiled, he never saw Ziggs so calm and serene like this, he thought it was very adorable. “Anything else ya want me to build for ya, ya know i’m more then willin love.” Rumble would relax a bit himself, the look of a happy and vulnerable Ziggs was comforting to him.

[askpiltovershexplosivesexpert]

Ziggs laid there using Rumble as a pillow as he said. "I know, but yet always busy... And stuff.... Don't wanna.... Distract ya..." He said slowly, he was starting to fall asleep after the long days work he had, plus the work out in the hot sun.

[askthebandlecityscout]

Sorry ;~;

The past few weeks have been busy. So busy infact that it left me drained of motivation to Rp on here. But tomorrow I’ll try to force myself to Rp! Finally! Resolved from me? Who could ponder the thought. Lol. Anywho ttfn! Prepare for replies tomorrow!