Venus Thigh Trap™

I like films, TV shows and nihilism

[argumate]

but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes

[please-recycle]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The beach is the only place you can bury a child without garnering too much attention.

[venusthightrap97]

I've been trying to document my sims 4 challenge for ages but I gave up because im lazy, and now I'm 10 generations deep and I cba to start over because this would be the second time and it's taken me like 1.5 years to get here 😩

[catchymemes]

[monarobot]

Here is my belated art for Pacific Rim’s 10th anniversary, happy anniversary of cancelling the apocalypse!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[necrophilia]

everytime I ask the angel and devil on my shoulder for advice they're in the middle of serious bdsm play with each other , help?

[nonnewtoniangeiszler]

what if we shook hands (neurally of course)

[nonnewtoniangeiszler]

newt geiszler the type of guy to open a carbonated drink, go "look at how fast i can chug this" and get through half of the can before stopping because the carbonation is hurting his tummy

[nonnewtoniangeiszler]

he gets past the first two gulps and then all the fizziness hits him at once and the excitement in his eyes immediately dies as he feels the carbonated wrath of cheap beer or perhaps a coke absolutely destroy his stomach

[newtlesbian]

so tru. its simply too fizzy he starts to tear up. a can of liquid is stronger than him. instant category five newt tummy day

[angelic-charlie-kelly]

Herman would be making him tea and complaining the whole time “I told you not to do that I specifically told you ‘Newton your stomach will hurt and you’ll be upset after’ and what did you do? You said ‘shut up Herman watch me chug this hoe’ and now look at you’ and Newt would be on the floor of the lab like

[newtlesbian]

scream. love it this really brings out the patheticness in newts eyes

[exfamiliar]

Nandor + Realizing (cc: @paperlignes)

[wnq-writers]

“I am the gun, the bullet, and the wound. I will not leave without you knowing, I was here.”

— Leilah Ali

[christopherbarnard]

[avvocarlo]

high speed clownload

[avvocarlo]

100 sillybytes per second

[vanwizard]

steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec

natasha: what

steve: B. 😂😂😂BEcause She

tony with the straightest face: because she what steve

steve:

tony: why did they call her peggy steve

[daenerys-lensflareyen]

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written

[teaboot]

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

[kofangel]

Boi i was not ready

[nyokoko]

@smashcut

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

she lets them feel her biceps

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

[liquidlyrium]

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

[azshara]

b/c i’ve never seen this post with her name in it i’m going to add it here.

Her name is Yeon-Woo Jhi and she won the Arnold Classic Europe in 2013.

[anonymousalchemist]

dnd really is like: you create a guy. you play the guy. you love the guy. no one else in the universe knows who this guy is