REYNOLDS

THE TROLLISH SLENDERM4N

[askreynoldsslenderman]

[askthesplendorman]

You look absolutely ridiculous.

[askreynoldsslenderman]

S4YS THE SLUT IN POLK4 DOTS. 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

[askreynoldsslenderman]

WHEN DID 4LL OF YOU HUM4NS ST4RT FOLLOWING ME? 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

the-gayest-proxy

I’M FIXING YOU UP. TH4T 4SSHOLE RUINED YOU. *Grabs and runs off with*

 Anonymous

E - Eh?! What are you talking abou- Hey!! 

I KNEW SOMETHING SMELLED OFF.  MOTHERFUCKING 4SSHOLE DID EX4CTLY WH4T I THOUGHT… 4:<

[the-gayest-proxy-blog]

What are you talking about? /squirms Asshole? Do you mean master? C - Can you please tell me what you’re talking about? 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

YES, YOUR ‘M4STER’….  HE LIED TO YOU, YOU KNOW. HE 4LTERED YOU.  DON’T WORRY THOUGH, I’LL FIX YOU RIGHT UP.  GOOD 4S NEW. 

*Releases tendrils upon Zuzu, smirking* 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

the-gayest-proxy

I'M FIXING YOU UP. TH4T 4SSHOLE RUINED YOU. *Grabs and runs off with*

 Anonymous

E - Eh?! What are you talking abou- Hey!! 

I KNEW SOMETHING SMELLED OFF.  MOTHERFUCKING 4SSHOLE DID EX4CTLY WH4T I THOUGHT... 4:<

[askreynoldsslenderman]

S4YS THE M4N WHO WE4RS FUCKING P4PER POLK4DOTS ST4PLED TO HIS SUIT. 4:<

YOU WOULDN’T KNOW F4SHION IF IT BIT YOU IN THE 4SS. 

[askthesplendorman]

Must I explain this to everybody?

I’m not attempting to look fashionable.  I’m attempting to look as silly as possible.

[askreynoldsslenderman]

WH4TEVER. 4lSO, SPE4KING OF MY T4STE IN MEN…. HEHEHEHE. 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

4LSO, WHO THE FUCK IS TRENDERM4N?

[askthesplendorman]

A man with better fashion sense than you.

Similar taste in men, though.

[askreynoldsslenderman]

S4YS THE M4N WHO WE4RS FUCKING P4PER POLK4DOTS ST4PLED TO HIS SUIT. 4:< YOU WOULDN'T KNOW F4SHION IF IT BIT YOU IN THE 4SS.  

[askreynoldsslenderman]

4LSO, WHO THE FUCK IS TRENDERM4N?

[askreynoldsslenderman]

SO BORED.  I MISS H4VING 4 HUM4N TO PL4Y WITH...  

[askreynoldsslenderman]

REYNOLDS. IF YOU WANTED SEX, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST STARTED ASKING AROUND. THERE'S PROBABLY AT LEAST ONE PERSON OR TWO WHO WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOU. JUST SAYING.

HMMM. >:4

[askreynoldsslenderman]

Aw, what's the matter? Need a hug?

YES.

[askreynoldsslenderman]

Ever think about getting a proxy of your own?

.... 4CTUALLY, I 4M CONSIDERING IT... 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

Reynolds? You okay, buddy?

... NO.

[whedonversegifs]

[askreynoldsslenderman]

“Reynolds pinned the other slenderman down, smirking somewhat insanely. “You took my little toy, Splendorfuck. Now you get to be my toy. At least until you give Zuzu back~” And then he set to completely dominating the other in every way possible.” 

… I WONDER-  4: 

[a-very-slender-prince]

[askreynoldsslenderman]

I H4VE NO OBJECTIONS TO 4 ‘THREEW4Y’.

[askreynoldsslenderman]

"Reynolds pinned the other slenderman down, smirking somewhat insanely. "You took my little toy, Splendorfuck. Now you get to be my toy. At least until you give Zuzu back~" And then he set to completely dominating the other in every way possible." 

... I WONDER-  4: 

[askreynoldsslenderman]

"Bite the fucking pillow, Reynolds." Zuzu laughed coldly as he loomed over the slenderman, "It's going in dry."

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