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what?

[askribbitstuff]

What did the frog order at spudzys?

French flies and a diet croak.

@nothing-but-a-joke

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have you been stalking me Kaufmo?

i ordered that yesterday at spudsys

(i cant spell sorry if i spelled the characters name wrong)

[jaxxyboi57]

Probably has! Ha!

(Nah you spelt it right bby)

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Ribbit rn:

[jaxxyboi57]

Thats funnier than any of your jokes wth

[nothing-but-a-joke]

I can be funny when I actually try

[askribbitstuff]

agreed :)

[luneraboo-deactivated20250204]

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

[askribbitstuff]

What did the frog order at spudzys?

French flies and a diet croak.

@nothing-but-a-joke

...

have you been stalking me Kaufmo?

i ordered that yesterday at spudsys

(i cant spell sorry if i spelled the characters name wrong)

[jaxxyboi57]

Probably has! Ha!

(Nah you spelt it right bby)

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Ribbit rn:

[jaxxyboi57]

Thats funnier than any of your jokes wth

[askribbitstuff]

I MEEN U MIGHT BE IN MY WALLS!

[askribbitstuff]

What did the frog order at spudzys?

French flies and a diet croak.

@nothing-but-a-joke

...

have you been stalking me Kaufmo?

i ordered that yesterday at spudsys

(i cant spell sorry if i spelled the characters name wrong)

[jaxxyboi57]

Probably has! Ha!

(Nah you spelt it right bby)

[askribbitstuff]

HAHA

(thank u bbg)

[askribbitstuff]

What did the frog order at spudzys?

French flies and a diet croak.

@nothing-but-a-joke

...

have you been stalking me Kaufmo?

i ordered that yesterday at spudsys

(i cant spell sorry if i spelled the characters name wrong)

[jaxxyboi57]

Jax

Do you know that the fans drew our nonexistent kid?

@pomni-tadc

W h a t... Id sooner have kids with @askribbitstuff ...

[askribbitstuff]

Mh hm me and Jaxxy is forever chicka

[jaxxyboi57]

Wha

[askribbitstuff]

You heard me

[jaxxyboi57]

Ey glad to find ya jax. Was worried you might be having a bad hare day or something.

So uh, here's one for ya.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

@nothing-but-a-joke

... That was terrible Kaufmo. The pun and the joke. And why do my friends keep coming back from the dead.

[nothing-but-a-joke]

We're zombies.

But don't worry, you're safe.

We're after brains :)

[askribbitstuff]

(wait ooc real quick!

@jaxxyboi57 babe ivy hi my wife hi :) i love u <3

ok so now in character

(coughs)

ahem

ok)

Yeh good thing Jax never had brains to begin with ahahaa!

[jaxxyboi57]

Fuck you both -_- [OOC: Love u too ml Kenj ^^]

[askribbitstuff]

HA! U WISH U COULD, JAX!!

(ooc: gah yay my wife loves me!)

[jaxxyboi57]

Jax

Do you know that the fans drew our nonexistent kid?

@pomni-tadc

W h a t... Id sooner have kids with @askribbitstuff ...

[askribbitstuff]

Mh hm me and Jaxxy is forever chicka

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Knock knock :)

[askribbitstuff]

whose there?

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Boo

[askribbitstuff]

boo who?

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Why are you crying?

[askribbitstuff]

...OH I GET IT!!

ahahahaha i love it

[askribbitstuff]

Hey

hey jaxxy!!!

[jax-officiall]

Let's steal all gangle's Tommy guns with kaufmo

[itsmegangle]

*puts on an angry mask*

I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE TOMMY GUNS YOU B(splonch)TCH

[askribbitstuff]

TOO LATE I STOLE THEM THATS WHY U HAVE NONE GANGIE!!

[nothing-but-a-joke]

I just saw the best pickup line for ribbit ever that I'll never ever use bc she's my bestie. And we aint like that. But oh man, it was good.

[askribbitstuff]

yoo tell me!!

not that we are gonna date but just so i can find out how great it is kaufy!!

[nothing-but-a-joke]

It boils down to "nice dress, can I ribbit off?" But you don't wear a dress and it feels to flirty :/

[askribbitstuff]

why did i wwanna say that to jax ahahahah!! i love it!!

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Knock knock :)

[askribbitstuff]

whose there?

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Boo

[askribbitstuff]

boo who?

[askribbitstuff]

Hey

hey jaxxy!!!

[nothing-but-a-joke]

Knock knock :)

[askribbitstuff]

whose there?

[nothing-but-a-joke]

A young girl sees her mother cutting the tips off sausages before putting them in her pan to cook. She asks her mother "why do you cut the ends off?"

The mother replies "I don't know. It's just something my mother did."

So next time they visited grandma, the girl asks "why did you cut the tips off sausages?"

The grandmother says "it's something my mother always did. All my sisters do it too."

So, per the little girls request. They visit a home where her great grandmother was living. She approached the old woman in her bed and asked "why does everyone in our family cut the ends off sausages before they cook them?"

The old woman sat up. "You still haven't gotten a bigger pan?"

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