Ask Salamanders

The amphibious consorts of the Land of Wind and Shade eagerly await your questions! glub! mod's art tumblr mod's main tumblr

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What do you consume to keep yourselves from dying of hunger?

We like blue mushrooms - especially on that most delicious of desserts, cake!

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Glub! Do you have a "fantroll"? Or perhaps a "fankid"? Though we understand little of what these strange words mean, we are quite excited by these bright letters!

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This song was submitted to me, signed by the celebrated poet "Pooh Bear" (who doesn't seem to have a tumblr). Here is a link to the tune.

Salamander Love Song To the tune of “Waly Waly” and “The Water is Wide”: Duet: 

           Sing glub glub glub glub as you walk,            Sing glub glub glub glub on your way            For we do go to pick mushrooms            And I’ll be by you all the day. Crumplehat: 

           My love is gentle and so kind,            He likes mushrooms that are pale blue,            He like them hot, he likes them cold,            He is a wizard, through and through. Secret Wizard: 

           My love looks handsome in his hat,            And he looks nice without it too,            He loves me dear and I love him,            My love for him will e'er be true. Duet: 

           There are two baskets on our arms,            Both loaded deep as deep can be;            But far more deep, the love I bear            For my dear friend and his for me.

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Crumplehat's favourite books are "A Collector's Guide To Pipes" and "The Magical Mushroom Cookbook". Secret Wizard's is "The TOP SECRET Book Of (wizardry)".

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They're both nice names...

Glub glub glub! I don't know how to choose!

Though i am just a cat i have a story that might help you!

When i was a live cat i lived with a girl called rose and I loved her very much!!!

She called me Jaspers purr purr

But then I went to another place and met another girl

She called me Frigglish

And though it was not the same it was still nice!

Thank you Mr. Cat! I'm going to have two names as well! GLUB!

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Seize up your tablet and chisel and send a message to the salamanders of LOWAS! They simply cannot wait to attempt to answer your puzzling and yet shockingly meaningful questions! To be honest there is not a lot else to do here.

Direct your queries to a specific salamander, or just any passing native!