i aint got time fo you hoes

nigga dis is dave strida ok the coolest kid in da LEAGUE ask me some shit bitches ill fite u

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best believe it bitch

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pretty dayum good

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askpeixes:

LOOK AT T)(IS S——EXY!

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uh excuse me

its startin to look like my askbox is emptier then that fuckin fishbitch's quadrants

what da fuck hoes

fill dat shit up 

or ill fuck yo ass up

dont test me

peace bitches

[homestuckjokes]

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hvadfanden:

nitrollnicole:

homestuckjokes:

Source:  askdstrider

Pfffffffttttt

colt 45 and 2 zigzags

baby that’s all we need

we can go to the park after dark

smoke that tumbleweed

((its funny because

the song is where i got the joke from))

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asksassymegido:

  ((aradia oh my fucking god <333))

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Tumblr Crushes:

asksassymegido

textsfromalternia

tanglebuddy

unpopular-hs-opinions

joecoolieo

askstriderskids

fuck-the-trollice

ask-daveandjade

asktheneighborhoodghostchick

[marinecryologist]

i fucking love skylar grey

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askdstrider:

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((is it lame i want to rp))

[joecoolieo]

Visit Original Link

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asktheharley:

joecoolieo:

Try out for Octopimp’s thing…

Guys I’m so nervous right now ;;

Wish me luck!

(Not even sure if the link is working, but if it isn’t, then here: http://tindeck.com/listen/fbma )

(( My voiceacting ;u; )) 

octo best be pickin my babyqurl jade

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you'll all get your turn

[hextekk-blog]

i have a dream, that one day dave/john shippers and dave/jade shippers can stand tall together, that johnkats and terkars can share hugs, that people can ship unpopular ships without being judged, i dream that shippers of all ships, red black pale or ashen, can all stand hand in hand

Martin Luther Dave Strider, AskDstrider, asksassystrider (via fuck-the-trollice)

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i ship you with me-- oh wait does that count

nop

[jewishsuperfam]

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well gurl of course bby-

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