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@asksbassmythe
I have so much to do tonight, but this Pokemon Go game has totally captured my attention instead. My professors will understand that I don’t have my paper done by Friday if I’m a level 8 Pokemaster, or whatever, right?
It will suck time away...
Of course you did Smythe.
So what sort of adventure did you and Sammy boy get into?
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Two years ago, he stole my heart. One year ago, he shared it with our princess. One day ago, he kept it forever. #officiallyTHElynns
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HOLD UP YOU AND LYNOCENCE GOT MARRIED!?
So after spending the past couple of months back home, we are finally back in Chicago. What have Sammy and I missed?
I did a lot of clubbing.
@ Sebastian
So do you still wanna claw my eyes out?
Originally posted by danielsharmans
Leave my fiance alone, and you’ll be fine.
Nah. I've been having too much fun at Scandals to bother myself with your straight little boy toy.
@ Sebastian
asksbassmythe replied to your photo:↳INSTAGRAM: @mottaapplesauce uploaded a new…
Glad you two are doing great
Thank you, Sebastian.
So do you still wanna claw my eyes out?
Okay, let me make it clear Motta..Ryder didn’t do anything wrong. I asked if he’d ever messed with a boy, and I jerked him off. He feels like shit for it.
Originally posted by bluehairer
I don’t care whether it was a blow job or sex or a hand job, Smythe. It’s all the same to me.
We were perfectly happy until you came along and fucked up our relationship.
Sorry?
Rory still lives up in Chicago, and Sammy boy doesn’t quite like me.. Sorry? Oh wait, I’m not.
Originally posted by superherofeed
Of course you’re not. As long as you get some, who cares if someone might lose his girlfriend and daughter? It’s all good in your hood!
Okay, let me make it clear Motta..Ryder didn't do anything wrong. I asked if he'd ever messed with a boy, and I jerked him off. He feels like shit for it.
Because I do believe your words were, “Don’t you have someone’s boyfriend to do?”. It was a point I needed to prove.
Originally posted by flaviaavilez
You could have done Sam’s boyfriend or even Sam to prove a point.
Ryder has a whole lot to lose from last night, and you don’t.
Rory still lives up in Chicago, and Sammy boy doesn't quite like me.. Sorry? Oh wait, I'm not.
Okay geeze Motta.. It was one handy. Your boy is still just fine..
Originally posted by no-one-seesyou-likeido
You couldn’t have found some naive kid in the gay bar to do? You had to go after my fiance?
Because I do believe your words were, "Don't you have someone's boyfriend to do?". It was a point I needed to prove.
Because last night I had fun that’s why.
Originally posted by superherofeed
You know what you did could count as rape, right? He was drunk, therefore he couldn’t consent.
Okay geeze Motta.. It was one handy. Your boy is still just fine..
That feeling when you know you should feel guilty for something, but you just don’t. .
Originally posted by bluehairer
I can’t believe you.
How can you take such pride in being an ass?
Because last night I had fun that's why.
That feeling when you know you should feel guilty for something, but you just don't. .
Can It Be You||Para
Sebastian: got the tequila he usually used for special occasions out of the cabinet. He knew what tonight needed. He needed to get laid, and Lynn was just his type.
Well at least hopefully Ryder tops?
I mean, Ryder’s good in bed, but I don’t know what he would be if he were with a guy like Sebastian… I really don’t have to know.
Ha. I bet I can get him to bottom.
Text||Lynn
Ryder: Yeah. Why?
Sebastian: I wanted to invite you for drinks. Celebrate your engagement.
Text||Lynn
Sebastian: You up?
