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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

#extradirty
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom

ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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@asksisterimperator
((April Fools’! ))
Heyyyyyy.........
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?
asktheloyaltjanare:
Uhm… Not exactly…
Originally posted by no-ones-fantasy
TELL. ME.
IT WAS ME
ARE YOU FUCKING--
That’s it, I’m done.
Heyyyyyy.........
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?
asktheloyaltjanare:
Uhm… Not exactly…
Originally posted by no-ones-fantasy
TELL. ME.
askomegaghoul:
Me? I’m as well behaved as ever. How was your trip, may I take your coat, young lady?
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
“No ma’am.” he smiles still.
SUSPICIOUS.
He folds his hands behind his back. “I have news to tell.”
GO ON.
“I know you don’t seem to fond of the new ghouls, but in fact I’m taking one under my wing, so to speak. He is shy and many don’t believe in him just yet.” his eyes shine wildly as his smirk grows. “I’ll help upbring this new Air ghoul @zephyrghoul, though he does not know it yet.”
THAT’S A REALLY ELABORATE WAY OF TRYING TO GET INTO HIS PANTS.
GUESS WHO’S HOME?
I’m fucked aren’t I
who the hell are you
askomegaghoul:
Me? I’m as well behaved as ever. How was your trip, may I take your coat, young lady?
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
“No ma’am.” he smiles still.
SUSPICIOUS.
He folds his hands behind his back. “I have news to tell.”
GO ON.
askaetherghoul:
Yikes! I dont wanna get paid i dont wanna get paid…
GIVE ME THE CHILD!
Holy shit, welcome back! (You too, mun. I'm glad you decided to join us again 💙)
WHAT THE HELL IS A MUN?
askaetherghoul:
*fucking books it* NO CHANCE IN HELL, my DICK MY TERMS
IF YOU CAN’T USE IT RESPONSIBLY YOU DON’T DESERVE IT.
Shes THE FIRST AND ONLY ONE SO I THINK IVE BEEN DOING PRETTY GOOD UP TIL NOW
WHORRRRRRRRRE.
I DIDNT GET PAID~~~~
I’LL PAY YOU WITH MY FISTS!
Heyyyyyy.........
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?
Yeahhhhh about that..
AETHER DID THIS DIDN’T HE?
Oh God no *hysterical laughter* Someone much worse.
THAT DOESN’T NARROW IT DOWN.
Not a Ghoul and Not a Papa
ARE YOU SAYING...YOU SLEPT...
WITH AN OUTSIDER?
Heyyyyyy.........
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?
Yeahhhhh about that..
AETHER DID THIS DIDN’T HE?
Oh God no *hysterical laughter* Someone much worse.
THAT DOESN’T NARROW IT DOWN.
Heyyyyyy.........
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?
Yeahhhhh about that..
AETHER DID THIS DIDN’T HE?
askaetherghoul:
*fucking books it* NO CHANCE IN HELL, my DICK MY TERMS
IF YOU CAN’T USE IT RESPONSIBLY YOU DON’T DESERVE IT.
Shes THE FIRST AND ONLY ONE SO I THINK IVE BEEN DOING PRETTY GOOD UP TIL NOW
WHORRRRRRRRRE.
Welcome back.
FROM THE DEAD.
Heyyyyyy.........
HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT?
MISS IMPERATOR IS EVERYBODY IN TROUBLE- Kid E
NOT YOU. YOU’RE COOL.
GUESS WHO’S HOME?
“Welcome back, Sister Imperator. You have been missed.”
BURNING DOWN ORPHANAGES TAKES A LONG TIME, I’LL TELL YOU. WHICH GHOUL ARE YOU?
“I can imagine. Not a Ghoul, madame, merely a servant of the Moist Hostile,” he smirks. “Let me know if I can be of service, dear Sister.”
I DOUBT IT. I ALREADY ORDERED A STRIPPER FOR TODAY.