Howdy, Ya'll

"Howdy! Ah'm Sparkle Jack, daughter o' Crescent Apple an' Twilight Apple, an', Granddaughter of Granny Star. We live on Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o' Ponyville, and Southwest of Canterlot! We have everythin' for your Magic Apple needs! And, now that tha sales pitch is over, come by sometime, an' just chat~" Twilight Sparkle/Applejack Amalgam RP/Ask blog for the NEW pony amalgamverse

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Um... Hello. My name is Valantis. I work as a priest at a church in Canterlot." ((Is Sparkle Jack a princess?))

"Howdy."

Ooc: Not yet, if ever.

[asksparklejack-blog]

Maggie: Sup I'm Rainbow Dash.

"Sparkle Jack."

[asksparklejack-blog]

Is there any side effects after eating these apples?

"As long as ya don't use unstable magic on it, nothin' really harmful."

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun. And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

…

[denofdorks]

Can I see?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Yeah, sure, I can show ya a few kinds.” She walks away, and then comes back. “Alright, Zap apples, Spicy Flame apples, Smoky Barbeque Apples, and Bubblegum apples. An’, those are jus’ a few o’ our varieties~”

[denofdorks]

*grabs the Bubblegum Apple and bites*

[asksparklejack-blog]

It tastes just like Bubblegum.

[denofdorks]

*blows a bubble*  Neat!

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Yep~ I even use ‘em fer grenades, sometimes.”

[denofdorks]

*pomf.  Wings stretch out suddenly*  Grenades!?  This I MUST see!

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Alright.” She gets one of the Zap Apples, uses unstable magic on it, tosses it HIGH into the air, and BOOM! goes the magical electric grenade apple of doom.

[denofdorks]

How much for all of them?

[asksparklejack-blog]

"R-really? Ya wan' ALL o' the apples...?"

[asksparklejack-blog]

a-librarians-assistant started following you

"Howdy, there! My name's Sparkle Jack. And you are?"

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun. And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

…

[denofdorks]

Can I see?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Yeah, sure, I can show ya a few kinds.” She walks away, and then comes back. “Alright, Zap apples, Spicy Flame apples, Smoky Barbeque Apples, and Bubblegum apples. An’, those are jus’ a few o’ our varieties~”

[denofdorks]

*grabs the Bubblegum Apple and bites*

[asksparklejack-blog]

It tastes just like Bubblegum.

[denofdorks]

*blows a bubble*  Neat!

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Yep~ I even use ‘em fer grenades, sometimes.”

[denofdorks]

*pomf.  Wings stretch out suddenly*  Grenades!?  This I MUST see!

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Alright." She gets one of the Zap Apples, uses unstable magic on it, tosses it HIGH into the air, and BOOM! goes the magical electric grenade apple of doom.

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun. And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

…

[denofdorks]

Can I see?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Yeah, sure, I can show ya a few kinds.” She walks away, and then comes back. “Alright, Zap apples, Spicy Flame apples, Smoky Barbeque Apples, and Bubblegum apples. An’, those are jus’ a few o’ our varieties~”

[denofdorks]

*grabs the Bubblegum Apple and bites*

[asksparklejack-blog]

It tastes just like Bubblegum.

[denofdorks]

*blows a bubble*  Neat!

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Yep~ I even use 'em fer grenades, sometimes."

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun. And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

…

[denofdorks]

Can I see?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Yeah, sure, I can show ya a few kinds.” She walks away, and then comes back. “Alright, Zap apples, Spicy Flame apples, Smoky Barbeque Apples, and Bubblegum apples. An’, those are jus’ a few o’ our varieties~”

[denofdorks]

*grabs the Bubblegum Apple and bites*

[asksparklejack-blog]

It tastes just like Bubblegum.

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun. And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

…

[denofdorks]

Can I see?

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Yeah, sure, I can show ya a few kinds." She walks away, and then comes back. "Alright, Zap apples, Spicy Flame apples, Smoky Barbeque Apples, and Bubblegum apples. An', those are jus' a few o' our varieties~"

[asksparklejack-blog]

discordslair started following you

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun.  And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

Huh…same spot as Sweet Apple Acres….hmm

[asksparklejack-blog]

“No, that’s Southwest o’ Ponyville, actually. That’s where my Cousin Jackie’s part o’ the family sells normal apple products.”

[denofdorks]

Now I’m confused….ahh well.  *poofs up a fritter and eats*  Magic apples huh?  I’m intrigued.

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Yeah, ya have no idea how good Magic Apples taste wit' a lil' magical know how and care~"

[asksparklejack-blog]

And I guess you grow magic apples?

She nods. "Wit' special Magic Apple know how~"

[asksparklejack-blog]

By apple products do you mean stuff like iPads, iPhones, and Macs?

She just stares at them. "...Are ya serious? Are ya seriously askin' me if this a Radioshack?"

[asksparklejack-blog]

discordslair started following you

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun.  And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sparkle Jack, o’ Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o’ Ponyvile, and Southwest o’ Canterlot.”

[denofdorks]

Huh…same spot as Sweet Apple Acres….hmm

[asksparklejack-blog]

"No, that's Southwest o' Ponyville, actually. That's where my Cousin Jackie's part o' the family sells normal apple products."

[asksparklejack-blog]

What do you sell?

"Magic Apple products. LITERAL Magic Apple products."

[asksparklejack-blog]

rainbowdashtheawesome started following you

“Pardon my askin’, but, how come ya look like ya ate too many zap apples?”

[rainbowdashtheawesome]

Are you calling me fat? *narrows her eyes*

[asksparklejack-blog]

She just raises an eyebrow, and points to RD’s mane and tail.”

[rainbowdashtheawesome]

Oh, that? That’s just my natural mane and tail color.

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Seriously?”

[rainbowdashtheawesome]

Yeah, of course I’m serious. What’s wrong?

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Jus' didn' know a pony could have all tha colors o' tha Rainbow in their hair."

[asksparklejack-blog]

honest-applejack started following you

“Tha zap is this?”

[honest-applejack]

“Hay! Mind yer language!”

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Sorry, jus’ surprised is all.”

[honest-applejack]

“Surprised ‘bout what?”

[asksparklejack-blog]

“Well, ah dunno. Ya jus’ look so much like- Who are ya, anyway?”

[honest-applejack]

“I’m Applejack! Who are ya?”

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Sparkle Jack, o' Magic Apples Acres, located Northeast o'- Ya know what, forget this, why do ya look so much like me an' my cousins?"

[asksparklejack-blog]

discordslair started following you

“Tha hay are you?”

[denofdorks]

Discord, Lord of Chaos, Disharmony and fun.  And you are?

[asksparklejack-blog]

"Sparkle Jack, o' Magic Apple Acres, Northeast o' Ponyvile, and Southwest o' Canterlot."