Gay Sky Pirates

Cinder and Neo have arrived in Atlas, but unlike in canon, things are going a little differently for the pair. They have the Relic of Knowledge, but they don't exactly plan to just hand it over to Salem.... (Assume that Neo is always signing in these posts, using whatever sign language Remnant uses. Also, Genderfluid!Neo means the world to me and is supported on this blog). There are some nsfw posts here and there and are tagged “nsfw” for blacklisting purposes. Main Ask Blog | Ask Omnichrome | Ask the Happy Huntresses | Ask Team NAVYL Main Blog

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Cinder, texting Neo: You didn’t wish me “boob morning” this morning is something wrong?

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Neo, texting: Saw you updated your bio to she/her and they/them.

Neo: All I have to say to that is…

Neo: Let me she/them titties!!! >:D

Cinder: ok

Neo: Wait fr? 👀

Neo: …

Neo: Cinder

Neo: Cinder pls

Neo: Cinder pls you’re boobbaiting me

Cinder: Lol screenshotting this and sending it to the gc

Neo: DO NOT

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Neo: And before you ask, yes, I woke up like this~✨

Cinder: I wasn’t going to ask, I could already tell…

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What's your favorite thing about each other

Neo: I love how terrifying Cinder is.

Cinder: ...

Cinder: Thanks?

Neo: What, it's hot seeing you engulfed in rage.

Cinder: It is?

Neo: Just absolutely ready to snap.

Cinder: Ah.

Neo: Just...seeing the bloodlust in your face... *sweats*

Cinder: ...

Cinder: My favorite thing about Neo is how fucked up she is.

Neo: ^~^ I love you too.

Cinder, whispering to herself: Is this why she annoys me on purpose all the time? Because it's hot when I'm angry?

[moonchemistry]

the best part abt this is it could go either way

[olialga]

RINGS.

Artist: 阿凌

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Donation Post - Anything helps, including just reblogs

I hate to have to do this but it’s at the point where idk what else to do. I’m overwhelmed with expenses and my bank account is overdrawn. My car insurance policy might lapse due to missed payments and I have financing on car repairs that will incur fuckloads of interest if I miss deadlines. What makes it worse is that I get the majority of my income from doordashing, etc., which requires that I have insurance. If my insurance drops, so does my ability to make money. Which would make all of this worse haha *agony* (never mind the bullshit gas prices right now, which is eating into my delivery income even more skfhdjf and customers can be very stingy with tips. And doordash can be very very stingy with base fare.)

If you are willing and able to help, I would appreciate it immensely! Even a little bit helps. The need is imminent though, my deadlines are fast approaching. If you’d like, you can accompany your donation with a request for a drabble or something, but given that I’m working pretty much constantly at this point, I can’t guarantee I can actually do it. Unless it’s a big donation or smthn, then I’ll just drop everything and do it skfhdjf. Writing stuff doesn’t burn gasoline after all lol.

My ca$hap tag is “MarsBarsMuse”. It’s the only platform I’m comfortable using bc it’s the only one that doesn’t require me to publicly display my deadname.

Thank you all! 🖤💜🤍💛

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What kind of shows do you 2 watch? Do either of you watch cute animal video's before going to bed?

Cinder: Neither of us watch much of anything. Neo's more likely to play a video game while I'm partial to reading.

Neo: She'll read aloud to me sometimes. It helps make us sleepy.

Cinder: I'm boring, is what she means.

Neo: No, your voice is just so soothing~

Cinder: ...Really?

Neo: Uh, yeah?

Cinder: *looks down*

Cinder: Thank you.

Neo: *kisses her* Love you too~

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can you turn on submissions i want to send a drawing i made

What kind of drawing is it? (I'm just asking out of an abundance of caution). If you're off anon, you should be able to send images through asks

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Cinder: *crying*

Neo: You’re crying? Again??

Cinder: I once went a whole five years without crying, I’m making up for lost time.

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Spicecream High School AU would just be the two of them sitting next to each other in class taking notes except Cinder is just writing “violence and killing violence and killing” over and over while Neo is writing “stealing and arson stealing and arson” over and over

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Cinder: Neo, let me see what you have.

Neo: A knife!

Cinder: …Yep that’s normal.

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Cinder: If being sexy were a crime, I’d be committing several felonies a day.

Neo: You already commit several felonies a day.

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snowball fight! neo 1, cinder 0

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So let me get this straight. You had a leaky fuel tank, and you repaired it using duct tape? Thst seems like the opposite of a good idea

Cinder: We did what we could with what we had!

Neo: I did what I could with what I had.

Cinder: Oh, pardon me for being passed out on the floor after saving our lives.

Neo: Okay, fair.

Cinder: Well at least the fuel tank is fixed properly now.

Neo: I did that too. You still didn’t help.

Cinder: I was there for moral support.

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So.... When did ya'll start realizing your feelings for each other?

Cinder: Cried, shared a bed, crashed an airship, cried, went skinny dipping, had a horrifying nightmare here and there, more stuff after that, it was a lot.

Neo: You were always such a disaster.

Cinder, nodding: Yeah, yeah I was.

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Sneakily adds a link to the fic this is referring to because I UPDATED IT TODAY! (The update is only available on AO3)

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Since Neo’s an illusionist, I don’t think even Cinder knows for sure what’s in Neo’s pants. Lucky her….

Neo: It’s a nice perk for a genderfluid person to have, both for gender reasons and for “confusing Cinder” reasons.

Cinder: I mean…I don’t really care what’s actually in your pants. It’s…real enough for me either way…

Neo: If the illusion is more beautiful than reality could ever be, then why not remain in wonder of that which cannot be fully embraced by the bounds of physical existence?

Cinder: That’s such a poetic line and I hate that it’s in reference to whether you may or may not have a dick.

Neo: Oh, I have a dick.

Cinder:

Neo: Sometimes.

Cinder: That answers nothing. I hate how turned on I am right now…

Neo: You’re so hot when you’re utterly confused.

Cinder: I don’t know how to take that.