Stanley Ipkiss

#stanley posts #Yes Peggy is our third #Well fourth?#I can't count #I'm too excited

Reminds me of Louis when he got drunk

#its a long story

Louis is taking us all on a date, @ajtheweirdo and @askpeggyblog , meet at the one Italian place

@johnnyisachud and his boyfriend can join, it'll be like a double date

"I asked a AI chatbot and they said-" well I asked Louis and he started crying

#stanley posts

Hi, Stanley!

Can u telling something about your childhood?

Sure! When I was younger, I loved the ocean and fish. I remember I always had a bunch of books about them, my whole room was painted blue with little yellow fish I pastes into the walls

My mom wasn't happy with that but she let me keep them up at least 😅

#stanley got a ask :d

Louis whenever he looks in the mirror shirtless

He gets so happy

#stanley posts #Louis loves walking around shirtless #His top surgery scars look so cool #Also I fixed the stab wound

Can i smoke ur momz titty milk powder?

...

Im calling Louis

#stanley got a ask :d #and the answer is no by the way #Louis is coming with a knife #Wait no #Its a plastic baby knife #Where'd he even get that????#OH HE JUSY STABBED HIMSELF-#HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN??-

We have Louis, AJ, and Peggy in so far, Louis bought some coffee and keeps making squares, ace Ventura is FAR away, today's a good day

#stanley posts

#Rubs my hands together like a weird little fly #Stanley’s in a polycule now?#Cool #when can I join?#Prev tags<<#Any time you'd like! Just stay away from Louis's mocha coffee #Its the only time I've ever seen him mad 😓

Okay, just tell me, are u dating with Prghu or not?

She say that you and her just a friends. Are she lying?

... SO HOWS THE WEATHER??-

Okay, just tell me, are u dating with Prghu or not?

She say that you and her just a friends. Are she lying?

... SO HOWS THE WEATHER??-

#stanley got a ask :d #ANON will never know that me.peg.and Louis and who ever wants to join #They'll never know we're in a secret polycule relationship #OH FUCK #TAGS WHY TAGS HOW TO STOPSJNNHSHBD-

fatboyfucker

drool everywhere

#stanley got a ask :d #I hope it makes sense XD

Me when I see Peggy

Okay, what type of women do u like?

Hmm, I'm really not sure

Id say someone on the softer side, someone I'd know. They don't have to share my interests, but someone who is willing to listen. (and someone who is willing to talk about theirs, yknow?) If you mean looks, well I love them with long hair, its not a need but I just love it.

Peggy though, she's perfect in every way

Hes been jarred

O-OH YOU ACTUALLY DID IT-

I don't know what to say...Thankyou? I'm sorry? I really have no idea

Uh, whatever works to fix arguments! 😅

#stanley got a ask :d

If you could meet a celebrity, who would it be?

Hmmm, I'm really not sure! I don't watch a lot of movies (well that aren't cartoons). Idk if he counts but I'd love to meet one of the voices of Bugs Bunny! I think his name was mel blanc but I'd be happy to meet any of the voice actors

#stanley got a ask :d #(Me:ok this is me uhh if blanc has done any bad things lmk because when I googled it I couldn't find anything on him but just in case lmk)

Hot tea.

Okay, what do you think about her outfit?

Shes so pretty! I remember seeing her with that dress, oh I was such a mess 😆

#stanley got a ask :d

Stanley! Honey, are you okay?

[offers box of Kleenex]

Ive cried for so long, I'm pretty sure my tear ducts fell out

*sniff*

Thankyou for being here *uses the Kleenex* I was gonna try to watch something nice, maybe this weird show I found called Salad Fingers, it seems cute

Louis is making brownies in the corner, I think he's panicking

you might not want to watch salad fingers… it’s… uh- not cute

I mean, I’ve never actually watched it, but every encounter I’ve had with it makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable.

...

Well I'm never sleeping again T^T

WHYISTHEREACORPSE???-

Oh lord

You really gotta start looking at the tv ratings…

I’m just gonna keep you company while Louis makes those brownies, okay?

Sure

The tv is evil, it has evil shows *turns the channel to looney toons*

*Louis would be in the kitchen, at least 10 batches of brownies on the table already and 2 more in the oven*

"Almost done with them all, AJ would you like to take home a few batches? I might've gone overboard" -Louis

oh goodness, I’d love to take home some! Thank you

"It's no problem at all!" *Louis would say, handing AJ 5 batches of brownies* "The ones in the oven should be done in about 10 minutes if you want some extras" *Louis would offer as he cleans the countertops* -Louis

[I’m definitely eating all of these in one sitting]

ahem- I mean, Thank you again for these…

I’m kinda worried about Stanley having so many brownies though… you remember when he ate all those funnel cakes?

"Oh yeah, I remember that. I'm pretty sure he and Ace made out or something."

*Louis would say as he cleans, bleaching the counters*

"He should be fine though, as long as we keep him far away from Ace. Plus I'm probably gonna eat most of the brownies anyways."

*Louis would say with a laugh, wiping down the counters to get rid of the excess bleach*

Right, just gotta make sure Stanley doesn’t do anything dumb while getting high off sugar…

how hard could that be, haha

"I might have some duct tape if worse comes to worse, that should hold him down if he starts acting all zany"

*He would say as he puts away the bleach, eating a brownie*

"I haven't made these in years, glad I still remembered how to make them"

Good

[I eat a brownie too]

Man, these are good!

"Thank you! Its a old family recipe, my dad made these all the time when I was little"

*Louis would say as he would finish his brownie, pouring a glass of milk*

"Want some?"

*He would offer, grabbing a extra glass*

that'd be great, thank you

"No problem!"

*Louis would say as he would pour you a glass, moving it over to you with a smile*

"How's things been? Its been a while since we actually talked"

Right… I’ve been doing great honestly

[I take a sip of milk before biting into another brownie]

How’ve you been?

"Things've been good over here, finally bought a new couch for my apartment. It should be coming in a few days"

*Louis would say as he would put the fresh oven brownies in containers so they don't go stale*

That’s good to hear!

I hope that couch didn’t put too big a hole in your wallet, they can get pretty pricey

"It was actually secondhand! I found this website that sold old couches and the one I bought was really cheap and the perfect size. I just hope there aren't any bugs or something in it" *Louis would say with a laugh, leaning against the counter*

#50 reblogs #tumblr milestone #thank you

Thank you @theweirdqueerthing and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

Stanley! Honey, are you okay?

[offers box of Kleenex]

Ive cried for so long, I'm pretty sure my tear ducts fell out

*sniff*

Thankyou for being here *uses the Kleenex* I was gonna try to watch something nice, maybe this weird show I found called Salad Fingers, it seems cute

Louis is making brownies in the corner, I think he's panicking

you might not want to watch salad fingers… it’s… uh- not cute

I mean, I’ve never actually watched it, but every encounter I’ve had with it makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable.

...

Well I'm never sleeping again T^T

WHYISTHEREACORPSE???-

Oh lord

You really gotta start looking at the tv ratings…

I’m just gonna keep you company while Louis makes those brownies, okay?

Sure

The tv is evil, it has evil shows *turns the channel to looney toons*

*Louis would be in the kitchen, at least 10 batches of brownies on the table already and 2 more in the oven*

"Almost done with them all, AJ would you like to take home a few batches? I might've gone overboard" -Louis

oh goodness, I’d love to take home some! Thank you

[I’m definitely eating all of these in one sitting]

ahem- I mean, Thank you again for these…

I’m kinda worried about Stanley having so many brownies though… you remember when he ate all those funnel cakes?

"Oh yeah, I remember that. I'm pretty sure he and Ace made out or something."

*Louis would say as he cleans, bleaching the counters*

"He should be fine though, as long as we keep him far away from Ace. Plus I'm probably gonna eat most of the brownies anyways."

*Louis would say with a laugh, wiping down the counters to get rid of the excess bleach*

Right, just gotta make sure Stanley doesn’t do anything dumb while getting high off sugar…

how hard could that be, haha

"I might have some duct tape if worse comes to worse, that should hold him down if he starts acting all zany"

*He would say as he puts away the bleach, eating a brownie*

"I haven't made these in years, glad I still remembered how to make them"