Stilin' and profilin'! (That's not lame. Shut up.)

Hi, I'm Stiles Stilinski, a 16-year-old high school student/apparent sidekick to every werewolf ever. My blog is cool, no matter what a certain sour wolf tells you. Ask me some stuff, I'm an interesting and knowledgeable guy! ((This is a Teen Wolf RP blog, I own nothing. Most of the gifs I use come from either allteenwolf or evildestielshipper. Ask, submit, strike up a conversation!))

[askstiles]

Hi Stiles! I was curious, out of all the werewolves you know, not counting Scott, who's your favorite?

Ha, favorite? Derek I don't have a favorite it's Derek I mean I guess maybe Boyd or Erica 'cause they're both pretty cool?

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What (benevolent) supernatural creature would you most like to meet?

A unicorn maybe Nessie? Assuming Nessie's benevolent... 

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I realize that the vast majority of supernatural beings and beasts that you encounter, you only encounter because they're making trouble, but have you ever met any that are benevolent or neutral? Witches, pookas, dryads, etc?

Hmm. Well, none of those, but I did meet a guy once who claimed to be a demon that helped stop the Apocalypse... not sure whether I believe him though.

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Hey! I don't mean to worry you or anything but I heard the alpha pack killed some fledglings. Esiel and Rada-something? Crazy, right?

I- what? Why do those names sound so familiar...

I gotta do some research.

((Very nice breaking of the fourth wall, anon.))

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im pretty good :)

Cool.

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*giggles* how are u?

Not too bad, how 'bout you?

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STILES!!!!!! *hugs u*

Hahah, hi!! *oof!*

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Little Red Riding Hood? Well, that's not meaningful or anything.

Hah, what? Noooo. I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Wait, a duet? You can sing? What's your range? What's your favorite song?

Ha, well, I mean, I am physically capable of making song-type noises come out of my mouth, but they are not necessarily what other people would call "good" or "on-key" or "not ear-shattering".

And I've got a lot of favorites but currently I can't stop listening to Lil' Red Riding Hood by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs. 

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How would you react if you met a female version of yourself? What do you think she'd be like?

I'd ask if there's a female version of Derek around. And maybe ask if she wanted to sing a duet or something.

She'd be awesome, clearly.

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You've got the "spark" necessary to do magic, right? What else have you found out that you can do?

Not a whole lot; I can't seem to get ahold of Deaton long enough to teach me a freaking card trick, let alone cool werewolf magic.

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((When someone tags a post as 'askstiles'

and I cannot see the post

and I spend ten minutes of furious clicking trying to see it because what if someone is trying to starts a conversation or has an important message or is even just saying hi

and finally I get to see the post

and it's some other Stiles RP tagging their own posts))

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Okay, so, I've got this massive crush on a girl, and I think that she might like me back (she's made mention of having a crush on a girl whose description can definitely apply to me), but I'm just not sure. Do you think it'd be better to confess and possibly set myself up for heartbreak, or wait it out and risk her moving on to someone else (she's also mentioned meeting a guy IRL who she sort of likes)?

Damn that's a tough one... I mean, if Erica had asked me out before all this werewolf biz started, I probably would've said yes, and it's better to get a clear yes or no. Then again, I waited and waited on Lydia and while I didn't ever get up the nerve to ask her out, I ended up with somebody even better (no offense, Lyd).

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Good. And no more letting Erica pin you against things. I've got that covered. *smirks*

Heh, yeah you do. *eyebrow waggle of unsubtlety* 

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I'm not going to get sick of you. I want to know when you're in danger.

*chuckles* Alright, alright, I'll be sure to let you know next time I get one that seems serious.

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Stiles, you need to start telling me when people threaten you. And why the hell did Erica have you pinned against a wall?

Uh. I guess she was supposed to be distracting me? I dunno, man, she ripped out a part of my car and hit me in the head with it.

And hey, I can take care of myself! Mostly. I don't wanna have to pester you all the time, you'll get sick of me. Heh.

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WHAT?! Has anyone in the pack been threatening you?!

Dude, they're werewolves. Death Threat is like you guys' second language. No offense.

Don't worry, you're the only one that pins me to walls.

Well except Erica that one time but we'll ignore that.