Natasha Romanoff & Clint Barton Ask Blog

It's time to come clean. About the Accords, the Red Room, Budapest...everything. Even just weird things about the other Avengers.

[asktashaandclint]

yall i think nat forgot this blog exists its m i n e now -clint

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What do you guys really think of tony?

smol. floofy hair. must floof. he’s my other child but also my dad??? it’s confusing -clint

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What do you guys think of Wanda?

i mean i kinda made her an avenger so i think it would be illegal not to like her she is my CHILD (my fourth child. i have many children). -clint

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What do you guys think of Vision?

good. didnt get upset when i thought he was my coffee machine. twice. -clint

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What do you guys think of Eddie Brock or Venom?

Eddie’s alright. Good guy. Nice. A bit off his rocker, but then aren’t we all?

Venom needs to eat less people. -Clint

[mcuincorrectquotes]

Clint: The best revenge really is being nice.

Natasha in the distance: Or murder.

[asktashaandclint]

tell us about Budapest. Details. Now. Pretty please

UhNo.

[asktashaandclint]

Why not? We’ll have to talk about it eventually, especially considering that Tony is trying to develop a truth serum for the purpose of making me tell him. -Natasha

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I’m sorry he’s doing WHAT -Clint

[asktashaandclint]

Yeah. It's a rather extreme reaction, but amusing. -Natasha

[asktashaandclint]

tell us about Budapest. Details. Now. Pretty please

UhNo.

[asktashaandclint]

Why not? We’ll have to talk about it eventually, especially considering that Tony is trying to develop a truth serum for the purpose of making me tell him. -Natasha

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I'm sorry he's doing WHAT -Clint

[shan101pi-deactivated20211030]

I shall call this picture “The Awesome Hawkeye Nap” 

Because Clint can literally sleep anywhere. (even if he might fall down any moment…)

[fxckyeahclintasha]

Clint: I failed the exercise test.

Natasha: How?

Clint:They asked me to run and I said no.

[fxckyeahclintasha]

Natasha: Barton, would you come over here and be a corpse?

Clint: Yeah. You do mean pretend to be a corpse, right? Because the way you're holding that knife, you're looking a little slashery.

[betterthanakalashnikov]

MARVEL RP AND ASK BLOGS

NATASHA ROMANOFF/BLACK WIDOW -@betterthanakalashnikov

JAMES BARNES/THE WINTER SOLDIER -@themcfuckingwintersoldier

STEVE ROGERS/CAPTAIN AMERICA -@caprogerz

DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE -@doctor-strange-at-the-sanctum

CLINT BARTON/HAWKEYE -@hot-retired-cupid

PETER PARKER/SPIDERMAN -@peteslogforscience

WANDA MAXIMOFF/SCARLET WITCH -@littlewitchmaximoff

PRINCESS SHURI -@the-real-slim-shuri

LOKI -@tricksterstruths

If you would like to join the roleplay, reblog to your rp blog and the name and alias of your character.

[asktashaandclint]

tell us about Budapest. Details. Now. Pretty please

UhNo.

[asktashaandclint]

Why not? We'll have to talk about it eventually, especially considering that Tony is trying to develop a truth serum for the purpose of making me tell him. -Natasha

[asktashaandclint]

tell us about Budapest. Details. Now. Pretty please

UhNo.

[alexeishostakoff]

Natasha: Ok Siri, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Siri: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Natasha: ...

Natasha: Alexa, how do I get-

[deactivated-blog]

Phil: I think you’re lost.

Natasha: We don’t get lost.

Clint: We're just... exploring.

[natasha-alianova-romanoff-deact]

Wait… WHAT!??